#six incorrect quote

[mymotherwasateapot]

Hades can't catch a break.

First Odysseus sends him 600 and then shortly after, another 108.

I'm just imagining bro down in the underworld like:

"omg can you stoP it Odysseus, i literally jUst tidied up after the last bunch you sent rushing in!"

credit: art by @joanacchi on tiktok, comment by @o3o_lapd_o3o on tiktok (on tumblr as @o3o-lapd-o3o)

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

[military-newsboys]

Bobby: it was a calculated risk!! Buck: it was a cross-your-fingers- and-hope-for-the-best risk. believe me, i know the difference.

[padfoot-lupin77]

(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

[swiftievolturra]

[aprill-99]

Kaz: “Of course I don’t play favorites among the Dregs.”

Kaz: “I value all the not-Inej’s equally.”

[undercover-grisha]

Kaz: “Alright, it’s come to my attention that your teachers don’t teach you about how the banking system works yet. A clear flaw in the Ketterdam education system, but luckily you have me as a father and I can teach you how banks work better than they could anyways.”

Aashvi Ghafa (5 year old):

Jordan Ghafa (8 year old):

Kaz: “Now, you’re going to come up to me and convince me to loan you this money.”

Aashvi: “Hello, Baba! Can I have the money?”

Kaz: “And why do you need it today, young miss?”

Aashvi: “Because I’m adorable.”

Kaz: “Fair point. Bad reason. Denied.”

Aashvi: “Because I’m very sick.”

Kaz: “Do you have your extended medical history, and a medik, and your prescriptions, and your insurance provider with you? No? Denied.”

Aashvi: “That’s not fair.”

Kaz: “Exactly.”

Jordan: “I’ll pay for her.”

Kaz: “You don’t have any money.”

Jordan: “Yes I do. I just took it from that table while Aashvi was talking to you.”

Kaz:

Kaz: “I am. So. Proud of you.”

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#98 Husbands

Y/n: I make out with Macaque? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess

Y/n: I slap Wukong's on the ass? He doesn't care, I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles? He's inconsolable-

Y/n: Why does simple affection break them? I do not know-

PIF*Hums drinking tea beside you*My husband is the same...I slam him into a wall and have my way with him? he is fine but if I grab his face and nuzzle my forehead against his?...Oh, he drops to his knees and won't look me in the eyes for hours!

[saah4r]

kaz, in the end of six of crows: got caught giving a fuck. embarassing.

[graaaaaayy]

Wylan: This bloodline ends with me.

Jesper: That’s the fanciest way i’ve ever heard anyone say “I’m gay”

[iliveinyourceiling65]

Kaz: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.  Kaz: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[sleighhethereal]

Before that mountain fight scene in the MACAQUE episode:

[Y/N], yelling at Macaque: you lied to MK!

Macaque: yep.

[Y/N]: you used him!

Macaque: that is also true.

...

Macaque, eyes half-lidded: she is really pretty

Wukong, punching Macaque's face sending him across mountains: i know, right??

[mynxk]

Wylan, looking up from his lunch that Jesper brought him: Are you my work husband?

Jesper: Your what?

Wylan: Work husband

Jesper: I’m your actual husband?

Wylan, nodding his head and going back to eating: My all the time husband