#sirius loves that remus and regulus are friends

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

okay imagine after The Prank, Remus starts hanging out with the Slytherin Skittles. He obviously still hangs out with James and Peter, and Lily, Marlene, and Mary, but wherever they are, Sirius tends to follow. So he hangs out with the Skittles. And of course he won't tell them exactly what he and Sirius are arguing about, so he just says it was a prank. A bad prank. A disastrous one.

And it's obviously a new dynamic between the Skittles and Remus. Of course, his friends are fun and free and love pulling off insane pranks, but the Slytherins... they've actually got a bit of crazy to them.

So Barty, my crazy genius, decides that Regulus and Remus should fake-date to get back at Sirius. It's genius -- Sirius's ex-best friend (and still crush that 'no one knows about') dating his brother. Absolutely genius.

And Remus hates Sirius so much -- hates him because he could never hate him, even after what he did -- decides to go along with it.

So Regulus and Remus show up at the Great Hall, holding hands and looking all love-dovey. Barty is giggling so hard he almost gives it away. Sirius is glaring at them from the Gryffindor table, clutching his knife so hard his knuckles are bone white.

But James isn't looking at them at all. And now he won't talk to Remus, either.

Because James has been in love with Regulus for a while now, but he hasn't told anyone. And one of his best mates is holding Regulus's hand, and he wishes so hard it was him instead.

[my-castles-crumbling]

disappear - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 339

“Alright, who took it?” James demanded, crossing his arms and staring around at his roommates. “This is the fifth time this week it’s disappeared.”

Three pairs of eyes stared back at him.

“You can only lose your virginity once, mate, but I promise none of us took it from you,” Sirius replied sarcastically from where he was curled up with Remus in his bed.

“Not that, you prat,” James rolled his eyes, throwing a jumper in his friend’s direction. “My Quidditch jersey. Just because you all get off on the attention of wearing it around the castle–”

“Oi, I haven’t stolen it since last year!” Sirius interrupted. “I’m a married man now, Prongs, I’m not trying to get any girls to look my way.”

“Sirius, we’re not married,” Remus said tiredly from next to his boyfriend. “And I’ve never taken it for the record, James.”

“Pete?” James asked, turning to the shortest of the boys.

“Nah, mate, I swear! Last time I took it was two months ago, to impress Stevens, remember? Told her I was a reserve Seeker,” Peter chuckled.

“Then where the hell…?” James mumbled, but nobody seemed to have an answer.

It wasn’t until breakfast that they figured it out.

Regulus Black, prominent cheekbones pink, but expression indifferent, walked into the Great Hall to loud murmurs, the red jersey he wore very visible against his housemates’ black and green wardrobe.

“What…the fuck,” Sirius mumbled, eyes wide. “I thought you two were keeping it a secret?”

“Only because he wanted to,” James replied softly, smiling so wide his jaw ached. “Guess he changed his mind.”

James met Regulus’s eye, and for a moment, the murmurs dulled. Regulus raised an eyebrow at him and smirked just slightly, as if asking him what he was going to do about this.

As if he wasn’t going to be completely, obnoxiously, publicly in love with him now. “Sorry, boys,” James said happily, standing up and walking toward the Slytherin table. “I have to go have breakfast with my boyfriend this morning.”

[vulcajes]

The Marauders & Co as my boyfriend's lore ✨️

James — has a really good relationship with his whole family

Peter — plays dnd with his boys

Sirius — can throw me like a ragdoll

Remus — best friends with a guy who used to chase him home daily when he was a kid

Mary — HATES receiving gifts and thinks they're pointless — if he wants something then he'll get it

Marlene — broke a few ribs and never went to the doctor, now has an uneven amount of ribs

Emmeline — has a monthly "big purchase" where he splashes out on something insane

Dorcas — massive movie nerd and loves horror in particular

Pandora — bought a scorpion lollipop and ate it

Evan — bought a £180 sword that's almost as big as me (I'm 5'6") because it's from the Witcher and it looks cool

Barty — a satanist

Bellatrix — a goth

Andromeda — listens to sad boy music religiously

Narcissa — spends an inordinate amount of time in a prison (he works there)

Xenophilius — said I love you after 2 weeks

Sybill — descended from cult members

Regulus — technically a viscount

[shrewfern]

things about all the young dudes i really like (my atyd annotations)

note: part two!! here’s part one. if you don’t read part one, just know i’m reading atyd on a pdf file, and can’t see the chapters numerically. any chapters referred to will be done by name instead of number. also, fair warning, idk what’s gotten into me, but 3/4 of this is me simping for remus and sirius.

remus x lily? 👀👀

everyone but remus knows he’s gay and it’s KILLING ME.

^which isn’t actually true bc he is dating ME and is madly in love with ME.

‘At least Sirius blew up at you when you annoyed him, so that it could be quickly solved.’ (sigh…he’s perfect <3) ‘...and Remus would probably try to throw a punch.’ (sndvjkbfvk he’s also perfect <333333)

‘Lily sighed, heavily, “Why does it always have to be so black and white? No one’s good all over or bad all over, not even Slytherins.”’ W LILY!!!!

lily, my sun goddess, please be my friend.

sirius’ bag is an absolute mess.

i like it when sirius winks. he should wink at me SIRIUS PLEASE BE REALLDJKBFIWBJEFjn ebkjfwkjlefj.  sorry idk why i’m like this today.

‘Remus noticed that almost every girl in the crowd was giggling, or screaming Sirius’ name.’

‘limpy lupin’ 💀

REGULUS NOOOOOOOO!!! UGH i can’t finish drawing my regulus ‘heat abnormal’ fanart IF HE DIES IN THE QUIDDITCH PITCH; it won’t make any sense!

^oh, phew! he’s okay! shinda hensuu de kurikaesu kazoe koto ga haranda netsu

^also. i made the drawing. sorry for the shitty image quality, for some reason my dumbass decided to download it as a progressive jpeg. 💀

‘[Madame Hooch] managed to slow Regulus’s decent, so that his body appeared to be falling through water, not air’ OH MSKINGBEAN89 YOU BITCH.

remus wants to hit peter.

remus doing sirius’ homework to make him feel better.

peter thinks that the history music begins with david bowie (which is arguably true).

‘am i drunk yet?’ – peter pettigrew

remus is a nice drunk, sirius is a giggly drunk. oh, my boys, my perfect handsome boys <33

i can only imagine james and remus steering a drunken, grabby sirius and peter away from the honeyduke’s sweets.

‘yuh.’ – sirius black 435

sirius borderline sitting on remus’ lap in “fourth year: april”.

(sirius, to peter) ‘doesn’t the word “secret” mean anything to you?!’ OOOHHHH THE FORESHADOWING!

burnt out sirius save me…save me burnt out sirius…burnt out sirius…

^ALSO on the not of burnt out sirius, “pathological facade” by ghost and pals but it’s sirius?

remus having romantical dreams!

‘Sirius just raised an eyebrow at him. Remus poked his tongue out.’ I NEED TO DRAW THIS!!

remus slowly warming up to ‘girl stuff’. not warming up, per say, i feel that doesn’t have quite the right connotation; but just becoming more sympathetic and less bothered with it.

lily, mary, and marlene PLEASE be my friends!!

mary listening to dusty springfield while sobbing her eyes out.

remus making comical retching noises (which makes lily giggle!!) upon walking in on peter (boooo!! tomato tomato!) and desdemona giving their farewell snogs.

james and sirius, my little agents of chaos. <3

james potter inventing facetime.

i can’t read or think about anything train-related without inabakumore’s ‘lagtrain’ blaring in my head. 😭😭

oh, no, not remus’ ride back to london (fourth year) paralleling that of harry’s in the order of the phoenix!

why do trailer trash assholes get so offended when you use manners?? 😭

remus gayly side-eyeing grant’s hips.

‘Dear Moony, / I’m pretty sure I can get away with writing letters at least for now. I imagine they’re being read, but I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, DO YOU HEAR ME, REGULUS??’

‘Sirius, / Getting on with Reg, then?’

i LOVE how over the summer segments, remus slowly starts responding to his friends’ letters. i also love the letter-formatting chapters.

walburga is mad that sirius has a bunch of nude posters in his room bc the women on them are muggles, not bc they have their tits out.

GAY JUMPSCARE.

please let me be grant please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pl

animagus foreshadowing got me going crazy.

NOW WE’RE GETTING INTO THE WOLFSTAR 💯💯

sirius eating a bowl of sugar to spite james.

i do NOT like how remus treated regulus in “year five: pain”. as someone who has been abused countless times for YEARS alongside my sister, i can confirm reg is not a coward.

IT JUST HIT ME. sirius saying, ‘anything for our moony,’ is the same as westly saying, ‘as you wish,’ in the princess bride.

end of “fifth year: moony & co.” got me GRINNING.

peter ‘cheese-muncher’ pettigrew

peter ‘squeaker’ pettigrew

peter ‘scabers’ pettigrew

peter ‘whiskers’ pettigrew

cheese-muncher >>>>>> wormtail

sirius ‘fido’ black

james 'rudolph’ potter

remus’ favorite soup is tomato.

i don’t like how sirius treats reg. i mean, he’s being abused, too. he doesn’t want to be abused, he doesn’t want to watch his brother get torn to shreds; he’s a boy, not a sociopath.

^i do get where sirius’ feelings are coming from, tho; i had a similar relationship with my little sister for a while under similar circumstances. i just wish he could see past that and get along with his brother! siblings are the coolest people when you can get along with them.

NOOOO REG WROTE THE LETTER. REG BOUTTA CRY NONOEUANUBADFibuairg SIRIUS PLEASE LOVE YOUR BROTHER

james ‘prancer’ potter

sirius ‘snuffles’ black

james ‘buckaroo’ potter

^’buckle up, buckaroos!’ – caitlyn jenner

remus and sirius howling together!

MAN i wish the marauders were real and i was friends with them, especially when i was younger

WHY WON’T PAGE 514 LOAD?!?!?!

oh, phew. there it is.

remus pierced sirius’ ear using his prefect pin and a potato.

i will never get tired of the ‘are you serious’ ‘no i’m sirius’ jokes.

sirius flicking his cigarette out the window immediately gave me ptsd flashbacks to bojack horseman flicking his cigarette off his balcony and starting a forest fire (i love metaphors for generational trauma!!).

‘“Ah, young love,” James chuckled, “Giving your girlfriend a goodnight kiss as your friends booby trap her exit points...”’

KISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISS

waiter, waiter! more yaoi, please!

‘i can’t be gay! it’s illegal!’

dumbledore: 😈

i love the gay panic.

‘Bollocks. Shiting buggering bollocks.’

one-hundered pages in two hours let’s fuCKING GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💪💪👅🫄

mcgonagall is yay yay hooray

‘[sirius] would never do anything so reckless that Remus could not forgive him for it.’ 😬😬

NOOOO MARY WHO WAS RACIST TO YOU I’LL KICK THEIR ASS FOR YOUR maryiloveyoupleaselovemeback

feminist remus >>>>>>>>>>>

holy shit how is this already four pages?

‘What fresh hell?!’

‘“Coming up on your time of month?”’ 🏳️‍⚧️

remus’ first instinct is to disarm severus, and sirius’ is to set him on fire.

‘“We’re British. It’s always about class.”’

mrs potter wanted to make remus soup, but james knew remus would want something meatier. 

‘“If it took you that long to cotton on, then I’m very concerned about your OWL results...”’ if my mom said that to me i would actually shit a chicken.

‘“Yippee.” Remus said, sarcastically.’

oohhh is there gonna be a plot-twist where, like, greyback and remus are fighting or smth and greyback tells rem, ‘your dad didn’t khs, i killed him wahahaha’ or smth.

oh my GOODDDD i’m almost half-way through (625/1491) WHEN ARE THEY GONNA KISS AGAIN???

‘we’ll still see each other after school’s finished!! :D’ remus says to marlene, as if that was going to be true.

^i have a feeling it’s not.

redhead and the twink!!!!

mary charmed all the goblets at the gryffindor table to throw their contents in his face.

REMUS ASKING SIRIUS IF MARY BROKE UP WITH HIM (sirius) BC HE’S BAD AT SEX

remus and sirius were convinced david bowie was a wizard.

‘“Your ego is so big,” Remus continued, slyly, “When you were doing it with Mary you probably closed your eyes and imagined yourself!”’ DAUYYYMMMMNNN!!!!

oh my GOD this is GAY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

BAH

AHUHAJSHIDH

ADBHBIBDIUSBIBFIDABUFAB

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“‘...it’s Padfoot’s turn to puke...”’

^does drunkenly puking into the same toilet bowl count as an indirect kiss?

peter turning into a rat and running away and placing the blame on sirius (before the whole canon-story thing).

oh my.

WOOHOO!!!

okay this is getting kinda long now, so i’m gonna cut it off here at “sixth year: new normal” and make a part three at some point.

[haunted-phantm]

@davidbowie-microfic day four: Star

Words: 215

Marauders finally, more of a themed poem but it’s still a microfic.

Starts below line

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The moon and the sun were in love. That’s what everyone said, but the stars disagreed.

What you don’t see is that it’s actually the stars that the moon is in love with. Remus loved the stars, he loved Sirius; and the stars loved the moon too.

They couldn’t share their love publicly of course, not without heavy criticism from the outside world, but they still loved each other.

There’s another story here, one that has a sadder fate.

The stag loved the stars, not the same one as the moon though. It loved the fourth brightest star in the night sky, chasing it over and over again.

The stars loved the stag too, dashing across the sky for the stag to chase again and again. They wanted so desperately to be with the stag. James loved the star, and Regulus loved the stag; but they were doomed from the start.

A never ending game of chase between the stag and the stars; fated to always fall into the flowers then fizzle out and explode.

Two stars, doomed from the start to either burn out early or live long enough to become a constellation.

Best friends, doomed to lose all they love.

StarChasers and MoonStar, brothers and best friends doomed to fall again and again.

[until-the-house-shakes]

Before Sirius and Regulus fixed their relationship, I know Remus HATED Regulus, but solely because of how upset Sirius got at the mere mention of anything Regulus.

It takes Remus a while to stop disliking Regulus. Maybe Sirius already forgave him, but Regulus is still a bit mean to Sirius and the older Black Brother still cries himself to sleep over his mistakes. Seeing his partner in such an emotional state every night makes it hard for Remus to instantly forgive and befriend Regulus.

After a few months, and many discussions about their shared interests in literature, Remus slowly starts to like the younger Black Brother, and eventually becomes his best friend.

[somecluelessidiot]

Remus: Keep an eye on James today. He's going to say something stupid to Regulus and get punched.

Sirius: Sure, I'd love to see James get punched.

Remus: Try again.

Sirius: I... will stop James from getting punched.

Remus: There you go.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus , about James: He’s just so attractive…

Remus: Really? James?

Regulus: Really?? My brother???

Remus: …Touché.

[darkcademiasss]

When its 3am but the grumpy morally grey character had a 'oh, oh' moment as they stare at the sunshine character all while trying not to have a panic attack.

[ttroubledwaters]

"I'm gunna write an au marauders fic" ok, ur only rule is sirius and james are involved in some way shape or form and it has to be the most co-dependent relationship you've ever written

[terymlxyrstdus]

My new favourite headcannon is Regulus and Lily being good friends, bonding over the fact they’re both younger siblings and feel hated and abandoned by their siblings. Lily is always trying to make Regulus see that Sirius is nothing like her sister and that he cares for him and she keeps on telling Sirius to fight for his brother.

She knows that Sirius is nothing like her sister until the prank. For the first time she thinks, she might have been wrong.

[my-castles-crumbling]

choice - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 205

"Make a choice, James," Regulus demanded, his eyes narrowed and cold.

Sirius stood a foot away from him, arms crossed, staring at James as well.

"I...are you serious?" James stuttered, looking between them. His heart was beating furiously, his palms sweaty, his head spinning. How could he choose?

"Yes," Sirius answered, no trace of humor in his voice. "Him or me. You can't choose both."

It was like his worst nightmare. The two people he cared about most in the world, both looking at him with expectant, demanding glares, the tension in the room so thick he could cut it with a spoon.

"I...fuck, guys this isn't..." James mumbled, wringing his hands.

"It should be an easy choice, James!" Regulus exclaimed, throwing his hands up and looking affronted. "I share a bed with you! How could you-?"

"Oh, no!" Sirius interrupted angrily. "I'm his best mate! If anyone, it should be me!"

But James couldn't do it. "Remus!" he called desperately to the man in the other room.

"Hmm?" Remus's voice asked through the open door.

"Do you want to go to the Weird Sisters concert with me? I won tickets and-"

But James couldn't finish explaining over Regulus and Sirius's furious yells.

[therevdrmoony]

remus was the first person to see reg after top surgery. he brought him some more books and showed regulus how to cast a glamour over his top surgery scars (since they healed pretty similar to some werewolf marks). however, remus also made sure to show reg that what was more important than covering up the scars was learning how to leave them uncovered.

[adharastarlight]

sirius was the biggest jegulus shipper, until he found out their lovey dovey cutesy shit was also physical

that's when james got chased through scotland

[k-lea7]

yall ever be writing your own fic and feel your stomach drop when you reread it. like i will be writing zoned out and i go back and i���m like 😃👍 oh okay cool wtf did i just write rn

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: Every time I see Remus, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

James: That's because you love him.

[Later]

Remus: Every time I see Sirius, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Regulus: Don't get close to him again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.