somecluelessidiot

[somecluelessidiot]

Honestly screw the Harry Potter reboot, I need a Marauders movie.

[somecluelessidiot]

You like leather jackets bc they're 'cool' and 'trendy'. I like leather jackets because they're fucking badass and I feel awesome when I'm wearing them. We are not the same.

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Can we please get a Greek-Roman-Egyptian-Norse crossover?!

I need to see more people writing fanfictions about this and Rick Riordan? This would be like one of his best sales yet, I bet.

It would be so chaotic, and I'm here for it.

It would easily be one of the funniest books I've ever read, and that's saying something.

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So when I was in year 5, there was this kid who was in the year above me but still in my class (bc we mixed years 5 and 6).

Once, when the teacher was out of the room, the phone rang, and everyone was telling this kid to answer it, so he did.

When the teacher came back in, he told her what they'd said on the phone, and she got mad that he answered it.

He explained that everyone had told him to answer the phone so he did, to which the teacher responded with the classic, "If they told you to jump off a cliff, would you?"

And this mf replies, "Depends how big."

Man, the absolute audacity.

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Omg my dad just came up with the most hilarious and genius way to describe the three main sciences:

If you poke it and it wriggles, it's biology.

If you poke it and it dissolves your pencil, it's chemistry.

And if you poke it and it falls over, it's physics.

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I feel like it doesn't get talked about enough that the nickname "Wise Girl" was actually made by Clarisse, and Percy just stole it. Like, Annabeth came up with "Seaweed Brain" on her own, and Percy nicked it from someone else. Hence why he's not a child of Athena.

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Headcanon that after Smelly Gabe, Percy refuses to drink alcohol because he's scared of what he'll do when drunk

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Can we just appreciate Six of Crows for a moment?

Like, the characters each have their own elaborate backstories and reasons for wanting the money and the whole plot line is so well put together.

Also, it's just completely bonkers because one moment they're planning a heist and how to get back at Van Eck, and the next Kaz is making a "your mum" joke.

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You know what annoys me? The fact that reading is seen as a "nerd" thing and everyone thinks you do it just to get smarter.

Like, babe, I just want to read about a twelve-year-old beating up the god of war, idgaf about words.

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Headcanon that Nico dies and he's just like "really, dad? You couldn't keep me alive like Zeus did for Thalia?" and Hades is so offended bc he just got compared to Zeus.

And Will marches down to the Underworld and drags Nico's ass back out

He's like "hell nah you ain't leaving me"