#shut up carter

[blvckleg]

had the worst ocd day yesterday bc brain kept telling me if i actually let myself have goals or wish for something good then everything i already have will fall apart or be taken away even though i logically understand that isnt possible lmfao! and then i woke up sick this morning cant have SHIT in detroit bro

[kaizsche]

"tyler, how'd you come to do this work?" / "well, when you love something, you'll spend your whole life trying to understand it." TWISTERS (2024)

[casuallycryingoverbooks]

Thank you for the characters Chris Carter but we’ll take it from here.

[justaz]

percabeth hang with the kanes rather frequently and can’t help but fall into the parental role toward them. percy already had the idea of his and annabeth’s kids looking and acting like the kane siblings but when he sees annabeth admonishing them for doing something stupid and them going “yes mom” all sarcastically, it really drives the point home.

[hamletthedane]

Now that Jimmy Carter has passed I can finally tell the story of my uncle asking a cute girl at a party if she wanted to get dinner and go to a Braves game with him….only to show up at her house the next day and discover she was the daughter of the former President of the United States.

Apparently, President Carter took him fishing that same week and asked all about his parents (divorced union assembly line workers with a middle school education), his political beliefs (none), his religious beliefs (Chreaster at best), and his own goals and dreams (to open an auto shop).

Carter let him drink a six pack of beer - despite my uncle only being 17yo at the time - and told him about the time that he accidentally locked himself in a White House Residence closet trying to change a lightbulb on his own.

[shoepolishpolice]

THIS LOOK ALONE DESERVES EVRY FUCKING AWARD AVAILABLE FREDDY CARTER IS AN IMPECCABLE ACTOR

[snderist]

makes me sad that he's gonna cheat on her :( | pretend i didn't say that tho

[celticcatgirl2]

No Freaking way….

[thebestbatz]

Starvetober day 28: mask I like putting maxwell in pain

[danyllura]

Beyoncé getting WILLIE NELSON on the album with not a single song but just getting him to do radio ad interludes telling people they often don’t like stuff for the sake of not liking stuff and thus since he thinks Beyoncé has some good shit, so should you!

[dianedantedominic]

"Women are very pretty."

[silly open starter]

"Hey!" Some random dude walked up to Diane. "Will ya date me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no"!

"初めに神は天と地を創造されました。"

"What the-"

"そして地球には形がなく、空虚でした。そして暗闇が深淵の面を覆った。"

"Is that actually the bible-"

"そして神の霊が水面に動いた。"

"And you stopped breathing too?.."

"そして神は、「光あれ」と言われました。すると、光��ありました。"

"I would've preferred if you just beat me up or rejected me..."

[translation; In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form and void; and darkness covered the face of the abyss. And the Spirit of God moved upon the surface of the waters. And God said, 'Let there be light.' Then there was a light.]

[i am not christian, i just like the idea that diane knows this by heart.]

[blvckleg]

chat i am having a bona fide faggot crisis

[hedghost]

and if i say she’s a better option than lotte to start for england what then

[yourfavoritespookly]

Introducing: Carter and The Survivors!

[beardedmrbean]

[cer-rata]

At the Watchtower...

Diana: No no, your fic was well written. It's just...in my opinion, Bucky and Steve clearly belong together. Kyle: I've been getting that a lot, yeah. But Peggy! Sometimes people ignore the solid straight ship for any two random-- Diana: Peggy is wonderful, In many ways I am Peggy Carter. Hades, I'm even involved with a suspiciously similar Steve. Shayera: Oh, yikes. You know, now that you mention it-- Diana: My point is that I know a stronger love connection when I see it. I think Peggy should somehow get to end up with Natasha, honestly. Their chemistry in the "What-If" episode was wonderful. Booster: I think that'd be cute, yeah! Diana: See? A man of taste! Ted: I dunno if I'd call Booster a man of taste. Diana: ...Perhaps not. Booster: O-oh yeah? Okay well, Ted, you...you... Booster: Booster: If we're going to talk about tasting things-- Bruce, rushing to intercept: You know they're real, right? Diana: ...I'm sorry? Bruce: They're...They live in a different narrative reality. Mr. Terrific and this guy Reed Richards send trans-multiversal postcards sometimes. Place is a mess. Diana: ...No. No that can't-- Bruce: So this is technically real-person-fiction you're arguing about. Diana: Bruce: I just thought you should know. Bruce: Can we get back to talking about Corto Maltese now?