#kane siblings

[justaz]

percabeth hang with the kanes rather frequently and can’t help but fall into the parental role toward them. percy already had the idea of his and annabeth’s kids looking and acting like the kane siblings but when he sees annabeth admonishing them for doing something stupid and them going “yes mom” all sarcastically, it really drives the point home.

[crybabysbakery]

Please tell me I’m not the only one that has read the Kane chronicles 😕

[crispyapplezz]

Am I the only one who physically can stand people claiming that Sadie is ONLY white. I think some people need to realize that Sadie and Carter's parents are black and white, not just white and not just black. Just beacuse Carter more resembles his father doesn't make Sadie any last black.

Sadie is mixed and so is Carter.

[riordanverse-madness]

Sadie: I desire moisture.

Carter: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

[taz19hagel38]

Patrick Kane with his Sisters

[moominvalley-state-of-mind]

sadie kane dose an over the top british accsent to piss off her brother

[ghostly-runes]

Probably one of my favorite characters from the Riordanverse <3 and she does have cleft lip btw

My art style had a relapse but she’s still cute :)

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

WHAT

[l-just-want-to-see]

sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever not be annoying about tragic siblings

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

I know that everyone fusses over the batfamily siblings like Jason and Tim but they always forget that Kate and Bruce are siblings too

I've always found the relationship between Bruce and Kate so funny istg, and even more when I found out that BRUCE was the older one

Cause I also have cousins and a sibling (I'm the eldest) but I call all of them my siblings cause I like it that way and idc they're all MY LITTLE SIBLINGS AND IM THEY'RE OLDER SISTER IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM FIGHT ME ABOUT IT , and I imagine Bruce as the same, so imagine that with Kate

And even more cause I imagine Bruce annoying Kate so much cause he didn't have her around that much when he was younger but he does now and he's gonna make sure Kate gets the full older brother experience even as batman

*after they had a fight*

Batwomen : why are you here Batman??

Batman: *completely stoic* wdym I'm on my side of Gotham

Batwomen: Batman. You're right over there.

Batman : yeah but your given side ends on the building you standing on, I'm not on your side

Batwomen: but you're right over THERE

Batman (looking at his nails even though he can't see them over his gloves): yeah but I'm not on you side tho

And then suddenly everyone in Gotham knew that batman and batwomen are siblings and cannot physically spiritually and mentally get over it

[afeastfortuna]

People give Rick hate for all his characters being stereotyped by their godly parents(/patrons) which is understandable but also blatantly erases the gold that is:

The studious kid who studies myths and archeology angrily swinging around a sword while glaring at his little sister who is now fluent in Egyptian and could not give less of a fuck

[algoreithms]

If ur still doing requests, can I request some Kane and Ripley interactions, I just imagine they have a bit of a sibling dynamic idk lol. Ty!

ripley tries to give older sibling but we all know she's the annoying younger sibling that says its her turn on the xbox when it was her turn 5 minutes ago

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Carter: my birthstone is opal ☺️

Sadie: my birthstone is crystal meth.

[surenschompychompers]

Carter Kane, looking at his hieroglyphic-covered headrest his first night in Brooklyn House:

[gothamite-rambler]

Batfamily Mitzvah

Context: I learned about Bruce is canon Jewish because his mother was and this is if Kate dragged Bruce to a family bar mitzvah.

Kate is reading a People magazine.

Kate: Bruce, do you know Linda?

Bruce (sorting through paperwork): The crazy family member? That doesn’t narrow it down, does it?

Kate: Not really. She’s our third cousin, but she goes by Aunt Linda. She’s the one who hit her husband with her car, and when he survived, they stayed together.

Bruce: That Linda... I’ve always hated her. I remember she used to insult my mom for not marrying the right man.

Kate: That's the one. We all hate her at this point. Anyways her son's son—

Bruce (correcting tone): Her grandson?

Kate rolled her eyes.

Kate: Yes, smartass. They’re throwing him a bat mitzvah in a few weeks, and they invited me. You’re coming.

Bruce: I’m busy that day.

Kate: I haven’t told you when it is.

Bruce: My schedule is full when it comes to visiting 'Aunt' Linda and her insane family.

Kate: My bad, cuzzo. You misunderstood. That wasn’t an invitation; it was a command. I’m not going alone.

Bruce: Why not?

Kate (looking up from her magazine): I’m a lesbian, and they’re very religious. Linda will be there and has made it very clear that “Oh, it’s just a phase, darling. You’ll find the right man!”

Bruce: Why am I coming, though? I don’t like her, and I don’t want to hear her voice again.

Kate: I’m bringing you so she can ask why you’ve adopted those kids and aren’t married yet, how one of them died and then came back to life, why you’re dating a former bank robber, and why you only have one biological son. Tsk, tsk, naughty, naughty, naughty. I told her some things about you in the group chat, and she’s already asked a lot of evasive questions... about you. Make sure you have a good suit; that’s basically all you wear.

Bruce: Oh, okay... I have no say in the matter. Got it. Fine.

Kate (dryly): There’s the master detective you pride yourself on being.

Bruce (already regretting this): What time are we supposed to be there?

Kate: We have to be at the synagogue early in the morning because it’s on a Sunday—you are going into the synagogue; I don’t want to hear it.

Bruce groaned, rubbing his temples. He never seemed to get along with churches, but he knew he had no say in the matter when it came to Kate and her persistence.

Kate: After that, the party is at three. I hate talking to so many of them; we can sneak off, have a drink, whatever you want to do, and show back up at four. Are you bringing the kids?

Bruce (sarcastically): Was that a question I'm allowed to answer? Thank you so much for allowing me to respond.

Kate: I can be nice like that.

Bruce (aggravated): No, they’re not going. I don’t even want to bring Damian. They wouldn’t like that side of the family.

Kate: Hmm, I never asked—are you practicing Judaism?

Bruce: Nope.

Kate: Why? Aunt Martha was Jewish; by extension, you’re Jewish.

Bruce: That’s not true.

Kate: You’ve studied numerous forms of fighting, weapons, and even opera, but you don’t know that if your mother is Jewish, you’re Jewish, too? Damian, however, is ethnically Jewish. Your dad doesn’t factor in... were you unaware?

Bruce glares at Kate, refusing to answer.

Kate: Oh my goodness! Yes, I knew something you didn’t know!

Bruce (rubbing his forehead): Yup, I’ll give you that. But for your information, I was never raised with a Jewish upbringing.

Kate: Seriously, I thought they’d do something—

Bruce: They died when I was eight in an alley. You lose the spirit of anything when that happens!

Kate (sighing): You use that excuse too much.

Bruce: My parents died!

Kate (silent for a second): My sister is clinically insane, and one of your sons shook hands with God. It’s not a competition.

Bruce: The way Jason tells it, he met Satan for some time.

Kate: He’s joking; were you unaware of that as well?

Bruce refused to respond, pretending to read a document on his desk.

Kate (laughing): Are they aware you’re Jewish?

Bruce: Yes, but again, I’m not practicing. So it’s like... yes, but no.

Kate: Oh, so me. Cool.

Kate returned to reading, while Bruce looked over a case about Scarecrow.

Bruce (desperate): Can I pay you—

Kate (firmly): You’re going to this party; money won’t change that.

Bruce (half-sarcastically): I just love these special moments we share.

Kate: Aww, same here, cuzzo.

Batfamily mitzvah -> pt 2

[officialkatekane]

Kate and Bruce - circa 19XX

Remember this @officialbruciewayne ? We were cuter as kids I think.

[[ ooc: art credit to @impossiblepeacehideout thank youu for letting me post this]]