everybody say thank you @bastardtrait for introducing absolutely insane freckles to this gene pool.
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circulate the image every time i come around
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there was a teenage girl with the hot-headed trait in the house for 15 seconds before the bickering started.
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also introducing lady vivienne
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because we both know you're too pretty to fight.
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no because why does she look at him like he hung the moon and he looks at her like he's just accepted he's going to be her sucker for the rest of his life.
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OLIVIA, cackling: a charity blind date?! an auctioned charity blind date?!
AUDRE: it's not funny, oli!
OLIVIA: girl, it's hilarious.
AUDRE: i knew i should have called my sister.
OLIVIA: if you think a teenager would have laughed less and been more help-.
AUDRE: fuck, yeah, okay. so...jeans?
OLIVIA: yes, jeans.
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winterfest more like twinterfest.
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DESMOND: so tell me about gucci!
AUDRE: there's not much to tell! it literally just fell into my lap.
DESMOND: a collab with gucci just fell into your lap? do you hear how insane that is?
AUDRE: it was insane to live, trust me.
DESMOND: when does it drop?
AUDRE: this fall. but i don't know if we'll have a show.
DESMOND: well, there'll be a party either way, i can guarantee you that.
AUDRE: is that right?
DESMOND: hundred percent. you know we gotta celebrate.
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DARLA: c'mon, don't be like that! it's good that you're...trying new things.
TIFFANY: new things and new ding-a-lings.
AUDRE: why do you both find so much joy in torturing me?
DARLA: well do you wanna come clean so we can stop?
AUDRE: i don't have anything to come clean about!
TIFFANY: you're lying to the wrong one because I've watched those men work out. i know you have stories to tell.
AUDRE: i don't know what else you want me to say!
DARLA: everything! it's either that or you finally let me spill about my sex life.
TIFFANY: actually, I’ve been really curious-.
AUDRE: okay, okay! fine! i fucked him! and uh-...i lowkey get why you proposed to dallas.
TIFFANY & DARLA: *screaming*
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