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#viagra boys#youtube#shrimp tech#sebastian murphy#post punk#shrimp shack#live#live music#live show#soda#sodas#soda pop#venom symbiote#symbiosis#shrimp#fried shrimp#shrimps#dandys world shrimpo#dw shrimpo#shrimp thoughts#finn x shrimpo#jean shrimpton#cocktail#shrimp cocktail#symbiote suit#carnage symbiote#symbiote oc#cultural symbolism#aesthetic symbols#symbolism
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Can I haz risce?
*A small kobold walks up to you*
@assorted-adventuresRP
@assorted-adventuresrp oh hey of course! What kinda rice u thinking for today's order
#wizardposting#wizardblr#wizardblogging#wizard tumblr#wizard posting#text post#wizard#wizards#wizard shit#The shrimp shack
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excellent band name tbh
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What's that? Another Elden Ring dungpost doodle about how much my tarnished loves shrimp?
#elden ring#shitpost#binley mega chippy#tarnished#boggart the blackguard#boilprawn shack#man likes shrimp#silly art tag#liurnia
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This has given me a great idea for a new menu item >:)

#wizardposting#text post#shrimp posting#wizardblr#wizardblogging#wizard posting#shrimp magic#you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice#shrimp wizard#shrimp#The shrimp shack
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"This is getting a bit shrimplicated!"
#[ dash commentary ]#//I used to work at a crab shack and had to do shrimp puns on bibs#I am well armed
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favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done
stanley:
drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack
had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser
gave mabel a grappling hook
failed to steal an animatronic badger
chewed his way out of the trunk of a car
punched at least three bald eagles
is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser
committed premeditated murder on a llama
faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune
took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune
has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob
stanford:
pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board
directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980
gave mabel a crossbow
got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood
owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case
"accidentally" set a hawk on fire
has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head
wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth
is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting
is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics
can see shrimp colors
#bluposting#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stan twins#yeah thats right we're maintagging this. this post took me an HOUR to write#link to some stuff from the blacklight edition in the notes#tried to pick ones people dont talk about very often#the first stanford one i first wrote down in the tags of the other post#stanley's 8th one is implied by the phrase ''first degree llamacide'' in stanchurian candidate#kinda pushing it with ford's ''exes'' but the oracle does hit on him through the soothsquitos#sorry i keep editing this post lol
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Casual



Summery: Casual things you and JJ did before starting to date.
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Warning: bad grammar
A/N: This is my first JJ fic hope you like it
Rumours about the annual beach bonfire had been heard all week, the one night where Kooks and Pogues set aside their differences and partied in peace.Â
Initially, youâd planned to skip itâstaying home with a good movie sounded way more appealing than hanging out with half of the outer banks on the beach. But when a classmate invited you, and your parents chimed in, insisting it would be a great way to make new friends, you found yourself agreeing to go.
The fire crackled softly, casting a warm glow over the sand as laughter and chatter echoed around you. You found yourself sitting on a wooden log, idly watching the orange flames dance.Â
Your train of thought was interrupted when a blond boy dropped beside you, his sudden presence snapped you back to reality. You glanced over, surprised, as he settled in with a casual smile.
âI haven't seen you around here beforeâ his body was turned completely to you, giving you his entire attention.
"I just moved here a couple of months agoâŚ" you said, feeling a bit shy as you glanced at his deep blue eyes.
JJ hummed and then noticed the small stash of candy in your lap, carefully guarded under your arm.Â
"What's that?" he asked.
You hugged the candy closer, "Candies, I didn't know if there was gonna be any snacks here so⌠I brought my own" You shrugged.
âCan I have one?â he grinned mischievously.
âI only have my favourite leftâ You looked down at the nearly empty box of Sour Patch Kids.
"Come on, just one. Sharing is caring, you know?" JJ chuckled, leaning a little closer, his arm brushing yours. He reached out, but you swatted his hand away, giggling.
But JJ was quickâfaster than you expected. With a winning grin, he managed to snatch a piece from the carton box in your lap, popping it in his mouth before you could protest.
âHey!â you exclaimed, half-annoyed, half-amused.
âI'll see you around sweetsâ After that he walked away still savoring your candy.
âwhat the hellâ you muttered under your breath, you had not expected your night to end with a candy thief.
It was a typical evening at the local seafood shack, and you were rushing between tables, balancing trays of oysters and fried shrimp baskets.Â
"Well, look whoâs working hard," JJ drawled, flashing his usual grin.
You turned around, surprised to see the thief from the other night leaning casually against the counter. The last person you expected to see at your job, but somehow not a surprise at all. He tossed you a wink as you grabbed your notepad and pen.
âCandy thief,â you said, arching an eyebrow.
âThatâs me,â JJ replied, laughing. âPretty sure Iâve got an order under the name JJ Maybank.â
âFinally, I can put a name to that face.â You rolled your eyes playfully, turning to grab the brown bag labelled JJ Maybank, filled with fish tacos and crawfish. As you handed it over, you asked, âAnything else with that order?â
He leaned in, flashing that signature smirk. âYeah, Iâll also take your number if itâs on the menu.â
You felt a blush creeping up but managed a smirk. âBold request for a thief.â
JJ shrugged, still grinning. âI thought it was the special tonight. It's written on the windowâ You glanced at the window where the words âchefs special monday-fridayâ reflect back to you.
âI thought a sweet like you was the chef's special, my badâ he added only worsening the state of your red cheeks.
After a pause, you scribbled your number on a napkin and slipped it into his bag. âConsider it one-time only.â
JJâs eyes lit up as he took the bag. âPerfect. Iâll call you, then I'm gonna take you out somewhere that doesnât smell like shrimp!" He yelled across the restaurant and disappeared behind the doors leaving you with a bunch of customers staring directly at your flushed face.
It was nearly midnight when you heard the faint, familiar tapping on your window. Smiling to yourself, you tiptoed over and pulled it open, revealing JJâs face. He climbed in with ease, careful not to make a sound, and you couldnât help but stifle a laugh as he landed lightly on your bedroom floor.
âHey,â you whispered, watching him recover from his fall quickly and proceed to settle on your bed.
âMake yourself at homeâ You laughed and followed after him under the cozy and soft blankets.
JJ wrapped an arm around you, pulling you close as you both lay back. The quiet murmur of the movie playing on your TV plays in the background, but all you can really focus on is the warmth of his presence. Youâd only known each other for a couple of months, yet moments like this already felt like second nature.
After a while, JJ sighed a hint of playfulness in his voice. âYou know, it just hit me⌠I havenât even taken you on the date I promised the first time I saw you at your work yet.â
You turned to him, amused. âI forgot about that. So where would you take me, then?â
He thought for a second, his eyes lighting up. âI was thinking we could go stargazing, just you, me, and a bunch of candy. What do you think about that, sweets?â
Your heart fluttered at the nickname, he's been calling you that since day one but the butterflies never fail to flutter and you smiled, feeling a little bashful. âThat actually sounds perfect.â
JJâs face softened as he brushed a stray hair from your face. âGood.â He leaned in and pressed a soft kiss to your forehead, and you nestled into him, many would say you were a couple but nothing was official yet.
JJ was stretched out on your bed, casually tossing a piece of candy up and catching it in his mouth, while you looked through dresses in your closet Kiara had invited you to Midsummersâsomething you never thought youâd actually attend, given how much of a Kook affair it was. But after some convincing from her, you decided to give it a shot. Now, the only thing left was choosing a dress, and naturally, JJ had found himself roped into being your fashion advisor for the night.
âAlright, what do you think of this one?â you asked, walking out of your closet in a dress to show him. It was a soft, flowy, baby blue, with delicate lace along the sleeves.
JJ, mid-candy toss, froze, the small piece landing unceremoniously on his chest as he sat up. Â
âWait⌠youâre actually wearing that?â he asked, blinking as if he needed to make sure heâd seen it right. âThat has to be like a 100 bucksâ
âKiara said I should try something fancy, and I found it at the thrift store⌠I donât know, I thought it was cute.â
JJ nodded, still staring at you as if he couldnât look away. His usual air of easy confidence had completely vanished, and he just sat there, a little pink creeping up his cheeks.Â
âYeah, uh⌠fancy. Right,â he murmured, his voice unusually soft. For a moment, he seemed completely at a loss for words, a rare sight when it came to JJ Maybank.
âYou donât like it?â you asked, feeling a hint of embarrassment creep in as he continued to look at you in silence.
He shook his head quickly, snapping back to attention. âNo, noâI mean, I like it. I just⌠I mean, youâre already beautiful and all, but in that?â He let out a soft whistle, rubbing the back of his neck. âYouâre, like, the most stunning person, thereâs no denying it.â
You felt warmth rise in your cheeks, his words catching you off guard. JJ wasnât one to give out compliments like that, and hearing him say it made your heart skip a beat.
âSo you like it, huh?â you asked, teasing him a little as you nudged his shoulder.
âSweets, I donât think anyoneâs ready for how good youâre gonna look. And I, for one, am officially honoured to be the first to see it.â He gave you a look that was half-amused, half-awestruck.
âAlright, then,â you said, smiling as you looked down at yourself. âGuess that means Iâm wearing it.â
JJ leaned back, his grin widening.
âGood call. Just so you know, though, Iâm calling dibs on the first dance.â
You chuckled, rolling your eyes. âOh, you are?â
âAbsolutely,â he replied, winking. âWouldnât miss it for the world. Besides, I have to make sure one of those Kooks doesn't try to sweep you off your feet 'cause that's my job.â
It was warm outside the night of midsummer, the soft hum of laughter and chatter filled the air. You were standing by the snack table, chatting with one of the guestsâ a boy dressed with a fancy tuxedo, you had no interest in.
As you fake laughed at a joke he made, you felt a gaze burning into the back of your neck. You glanced over your shoulder and saw JJ standing by the door leading inside the house, his arms crossed, a tight frown on his face. There was a look in his eyesâsomething dark, almost possessiveâthat made your stomach flip. He wasnât happy about something.
You turned back to the guest, unaware of the growing tension simmering behind you. It wasnât until you felt a light tap on your shoulder that made you turned to see JJ standing right behind you now inches away, a forced smile on his face.
âHey, mind if I steal you away for a second?â he asked, his voice a little too bitter for your liking.
You raised an eyebrow, a playful grin tugging at your lips. âSteal me away? Whatâs going on?â
JJâs gaze flickered to the guest youâd been speaking with, then back to you. The jealousy was barely concealed, but it was there. âI need to talk to you. In private.â
Before you could protest, he gently guided you away from the boy, leading you through the house and into the backyard. The garden, draped in the soft glow of fairy lights, felt like a world apart from the party in front of the house. You walked slowly, and when you reached the center of the garden, JJ stopped.Â
âWhatâs up JJ?â You asked concerned.
âI hate seeing you with him,â JJ said, his voice barely above a whisper. He was standing too close, his gaze fixed on you with a burning intensity. âI donât know why, but it drives me crazyâ
You blinked, caught off guard. âWhat do you mean? We were just having a conversation.â
He shook his head, the muscles in his jaw tightening. âItâs not just that. Itâs⌠itâs the way you make me feel. I canât stand it anymore, pretending like we're just friendsâ
You stared at him, realizing what he was trying to say. The way his eyes softened, the way his voice shook with vulnerability and emotion.
âIâJJ, what are you saying?â
His hands cupped your face gently. âIâm saying that I love you. Iâve loved you for so long, and Iâm tired of watching you be close to some other people without them knowing you're mineâ
Before you could respond, he closed the distance between you, his lips crashing into yours. It wasnât gentle. It wasnât slow. It was desperate, full of the passion and longing that had built up between you over the months. His hands tangled in your hair, pulling you closer as if he never wanted to let you go.
You kissed him back, your heart racing, the entire world fading away until it was just the two of you, wrapped in each otherâs arms.
âI love you, sweetsâ
âI love you too JJ, it was about damn time you say itâ he smiled against your lips and pressed another kiss after another on your pink swollen lips.
#jj maybank x y/n#jj maybank x reader#jj maybank angst#jj maybank fluff#jj maybank#jj maybank x pogue!reader#jj mayback x reader#jj mayback imagine#outer banks fanfiction#outerbanks
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I might start selling this at the restaurant

#wizardposting#shrimp posting#wizardblr#wizardblogging#wizard posting#wizard tumblr#The shrimp shack
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#viagra boys#youtube#shrimp tech#sebastian murphy#post punk#shrimp shack#live#shrimp#live music#live show#worst#the worst#divorce#court#divorce court#child#support#child support#polymer clay#politics#polls#x#twitter#tumblr polls#random polls#my polls#kolkata#jason kolchek#corinna kopf#kopekbesar
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[What? Feel like I'm on the aircraft carrier. We're gonna add some horseradish, Cajun seasoning, paprika, mustard, -fresh garlic. -Okay. We're gonna add a few dashes of Shrimp Shack hot sauce.]
#s24e04 smoke and seafood#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#shrimp shack hot sauce#aircraft carrier#cajun seasoning#fresh garlic#horseradish#paprika#mustard#okay#dashes
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Hi hello howdy. Have you tried turning soup into a fried dumpling?
Ive tried a few times.
Every time ive tried it has exploded spectacularly in my face.
One day i will defeat the dumpling
#wizardposting#wizardblr#shrimp posting#wizardblogging#text post#wizard posting#wizard tumblr#The shrimp shack#dumplings#soup#The shrimp that fried soup
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If u have any item vendors id really love to be included. My name is shrimp and im the owner of the the Shrimp Shack, a little restaurant for all wizards to visit. I use pyromancy to cook my food, and the most popular item is shrimp fried rice. I would absolutely love to be included as like a sort of mini vendor :)
Im making a WIZARDBLR themed game!
Recommendations for characters, story, setting, game mechanics etc are welcome, but please keep in mind it's a pixel arcade game made on makecode arcade so I am limited in what I can do, it's gonna be short and probably bad, so don't expect something like baldurs gate or stuff like that, but ittl be fun to make! If you are part of wizardblr and want to be in the game, give me a basic idea of how your character behaves and how they look and talk and act and ill try and put you in!
#video games#game#coding#Characters#wizardblogging#wizard posting#Wizard#wizardcore#wizardblr#wizard tumblr#wizard blogging#wizardposting#shrimp wizard#shrimp posting#The shrimp shack
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themed restaurants that still exist (across the US)
HEAVILY THEMED
rainforest cafe (rainforest themed)
medieval times (medieval themed)
planet hollywood (hollywood props themed)
hamburger mary's (drag queen themed)
jimmy buffett's margaritaville (jimmy buffett themed)
aquarium restaurant (aquarium themed)
not heavily themed but still themed
hard rock cafe (music themed)
johnny rocket's (50s themed)
outback steakhouse (australia themed)
ruby's diner (50s themed)
chuck e cheese (fucked up evil rat themed)
bubba gump shrimp company (forrest gump themed)
joe's crab shack (crabbing themed)
cracker barrel (country themed)
hell's kitchen (gordon ramsay themed)
hooter's (boobs themed)
texas roadhouse (texas themed)
mellow mushroom (psychedelics themed)
olive garden (italy themed)
#this is not a complete list just stand outs#these exist in at least a few states i'm not counting singular location restaurants#there is beauty all around for those with eyes to see (thinking of olive garden as a themed restaurant)
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Elden ring: before and after finding the boilprawn shack
#elden ring#shitpost#doodle#tarnished#he really likes shrimp i guess#pockets full of em#boilprawn shack#silly art tag#silly#he found the unlimited shrimp shack#that means i beat the game right?
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you used to like big shrimp cocktail
now you only eat hard bones
eatin' big shrimp concktail
now you only eat crab shack
RED LOBSTER HAS BROUGHT BACK SHRiMP!
I'MA LIL WIMP IMP SHRiMP
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