#shrimp magic

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Id fry rice for her.

has anyone drawn a shrimpgirl yet? like a catgirl but shrimp

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After watching the previously mentioned fungus documentary i thought i should try more mushrooms.

So i made an oyster mushroom roast with a garlic and rosemary butter sauce

[ragsy]

Me, entirely on a whim yesterday: I think I would like to start keeping cherry shrimp

My coworker, literally just today, who maintains the library fish tank: hey so our shrimp had babies, do you want any shrimplets

[magistralucis]

her name is milkshake. go girl give us nothing 🤗

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This has given me a great idea for a new menu item >:)

[gavamont]

A wizard that uses a taxidermied flamingo leg as her wizard staff. It’s got the claws, and it will pose and move as the wizard psychically commands, but it’s got a much better function.

The flamingo leg staff can act as a dousing rod for shrimp, be they live, raw, or cooked. Infinite spell of detect shrimp.

[fawnuh]

A few more late night Aggie.io doodles for y'all :3

[fisheito]

@requiodile YAKUMO EATS BUGS AND I LOVE THAT FO RHRI OM

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Im in the mood to eat scarabs and shrimp

[fjordfocused]

*completes a show-stopping technicolor magical girl transformation sequence* haha yaaay~ *bludgeons you to death*

[p-redux]

From Anon that made me spit out my coffee this morning. 🤣

I didn't reply since I've answered this MANY times. Google Search is your friend, my friends. I am not Google, please, for the love of God, SEARCH my blog and/or Google before you come an ask me things I've answered over and over. Anyhooo, as she promised, the Anon didn't give up and sent another Ask this morning. 👇

Before I answer...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG, "Sam's penis seizure" will go down in fandom annals as one of the funniest autocorrect fails ever. "Sam's penis seizure," I'm still laughing. Needless to say, I think the Anon meant "size," not "seizure." But, hey, she's not far off, many penis do look like they're having seizures when aroused hahaha.

So, to answer your question, Anon. The shrimp comment Sam and Cait made years ago was this. They were having fun with Brazilian fans, tweeting in Portuguese. 👇

And Caitriona one upped Sam with 👇

They were OBVIOUSLY kidding and bantering together, as has always been their style. IOW, they were joking around. Anyone who actually thinks Cait was saying Sam has a small peen literally should go to Walmart and return their brain and get a refund.

Here's an old post where we all laughed about how funny Sam and Cait were being. 👇

As for the size of Sam's dirk, I've already discussed this MANY times. Here's an old post, where I mention it briefly, and what Sam himself said about it. 👇

And here is a longer post showing evidence that Sam Roland Heughan ain't shrimpy. JS. 👇

And finally here, conclusive scientific proof that TMGD aka The Magical Golden Dirk is so magical it makes grown women lose their dang minds. That doesn't happen with small dick. It just doesn't. 👇

I've seen lots 'o penis in my day, and small peen does NOT show from the side like this. 👇 It just doesn't.

Some men are "showers" a la Jon Hamm 👇 Meaning, their peen "shows" even when not erect.

But most men are "growers," like Sam. Meaning their dirk is well hidden and sleeping until it's gets woken up, and then it GROWS.

I hope that answers your question, Anon. But, please don't come back demanding I answer you and if I don't, you will keep bugging me until I do. I don't take kindly to people telling me what to do. Do it again, and I'll block you. I do thank you for my much needed laugh for the day, though. ❤️

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I cast

*Shrimp Shot*

I cast

Eldritch blast

[tilbageidanmark]

A large garlic clove

[angelbambisworld]

Update:

Chapter 1 of Glam Metal Heart is ALMOST FINISHED.

ALMOST

WE ARE ALMOST TO THE FINISH LINE

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

Evan Kelmp was *not* socialized properly as a puppy

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Would you like me to cast flame of wok on it

I used a heat enchantment on my leftover beef and broccoli and its still cold in the middle :(( i suck at enchantments