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the-shrimp-that-fried-rice · 2 years ago

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Id fry rice for her.

has anyone drawn a shrimpgirl yet? like a catgirl but shrimp

#shrimp posting #shrimp magic #you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice #text post

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the-shrimp-that-fried-rice · 1 year ago

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After watching the previously mentioned fungus documentary i thought i should try more mushrooms.

So i made an oyster mushroom roast with a garlic and rosemary butter sauce

#shrimp posting #text post #mmm food #cooking #i made this #mushroom #oyster mushrooms #vegetarian #mycology #from one man of mycelium to another #shrimp magic #culinary #food post

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cherrycoke1818 · 3 months ago

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I’ve caught you, my mysterious shadow

This doesn’t happen until the end of like chapter 4 and then I don’t plan on posting chapter five until my friend grovels at my feet.

anyway the fic is called Tears Don’t Rust the Blade by CherryCoke1818 on ao3!!

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the-shrimp-that-fried-rice · 1 year ago

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This has given me a great idea for a new menu item >:)

#wizardposting #text post #shrimp posting #wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard posting #shrimp magic #you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice #shrimp wizard #shrimp #The shrimp shack

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ragsy · 11 months ago

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Me, entirely on a whim yesterday: I think I would like to start keeping cherry shrimp

My coworker, literally just today, who maintains the library fish tank: hey so our shrimp had babies, do you want any shrimplets

#ragsycon exclusive #as if by magic......#i don't have anything even resembling a tank set up yet #and the babies are way too small to catch right now so there's no guarantee #but the timing was just too perfect not to be a boon from the shrimp god

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fisheito · 30 days ago

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opinions on eiden taking a shower in a public bathroom with bare feet i couldn't even enjoy the scene because i was so horrified eiden where are your shower slippers Jesus

you bring it up and i realise i had my suspending-disbelief-yaoi-immunity goggles on thru the whole scene believing that essence naturally acts as some sorta full-body magical shield against germs and disease 😅😅 i mean. how else are these mens gonna hoe out that severely and NOT get taken down by the most mundane sexually-or-platonically-transmitted infections

#feesh answer #i was too distracted with my horror at the clothing arrangement #mostly that yakumo was shirtless with pants on #LIKE. I'VE SEEN WHAT YOUR COMPATRIOTS ARE PACKING UNDER THEIR CLOTHES IN THIS EVENT.#WHO ARE YOU TO WALK AROUND IN BORINGASS SEX MAN ATTIRE?#INTO THE SHOWER NO LESS #EITHER GET NAKED OR SHOW OFF SOME IMPRACTICAL LINGERIE #YOU CAN'T BE IMPRACTICAL *AND* LINGIE-LESS #i give eiden a pass on this because i liked looking at him in his black turtleneck all scrunched up #completely arbitary pass. because it is also impractical to go clean yourself off in the shower while still wearing your shirt #these two combined make an entire wearable dry outfit!#SERIOUSLY. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING yakumo. u get in there and your white pants are sopping #you'll have to stay in the shower til it dries (impossible given the humid environment) or make a stealthy dash across campus without pants #eiden at least has some decorative garb to cover his chest if he can't wear his soggy shower turtleneck #but YAKUMO! YOU IDIOT! YOUR POSTNUT CLARITY GONNA HIT SO HARD AND YOU'LL DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT #FROM WET WHITE PANTS and it's not like you can borrow eiden's . fool.#anyway. yeah. magic essence germ shield is the only thing holding back the fungi right now #i wonder where those dark zone mushroom monsters came from? from weaker; less gay; less essence-juiced ppl who tried boinking in the shower #tracked that fungus into the air and it turned into an aggro spore juiced by dark essence and NOW look what we have to do #fight it with 5 stronger;gayer;more essence-juiced ppl who can ANTISEPTICALLY boink in the shower #unfair tbh. they get away with so much. they live in such a footfungofree world.#GAWD YAKUMO . I SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN #*points at his Eiden Cleaning Fixation* SHRIMP BEHAVIOUR #feast of roses #intimacy room spoilers

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whatsthisascianbullshit · 1 month ago

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(✿ꈍワꈍ)ノ♡♬ ♬♪˚‧º·

I'm gonna soar just like before, despite the pull of gravity Find the light, the joy of flight I wanna sing it for you, please!

- Your Harmony, Phoebe

#Sami got gifted the new hair waaaaahhh ;-;#I know the 9th is a free day for miqomarch but I don't have any theme other than Sami cute #and Your Harmony continues to devastate me with Shb shrimp emotions #Sami Fashonti #magical girl idol of my heart #the headset mic and the cute ribbon hair were made for her I swear

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the-shrimp-that-fried-rice · 1 year ago

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Im in the mood to eat scarabs and shrimp

#wizardposting #text post #shrimp posting #wizardblr #shrimp magic #you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice #shrimp wizard

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gavamont · 11 months ago

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A wizard that uses a taxidermied flamingo leg as her wizard staff. It’s got the claws, and it will pose and move as the wizard psychically commands, but it’s got a much better function.

The flamingo leg staff can act as a dousing rod for shrimp, be they live, raw, or cooked. Infinite spell of detect shrimp.

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #d&d #dnd #make up a guy #character idea #food #shrimp #flamingo #magic items #shramp

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magistralucis · 11 months ago

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