#shitposts from crow

[archiveofourcrows]

no i'm fine why do you ask

[pxme-granate]

more shitposts but I snatched the quotes from @incorrectnevermoor 👀

[shaylogic]

More DBDA memes to cope

[r-aindr0p]

More french shitpost scribbles

[lilisouless]

Zoya: you can not do this do me!

Nikolai: sorry , Zoya. The other cars are full, hey, we are carrying most of them, you are only taking one-

Zoya as all the cars leave fast : You let him here on purpose!...agh! i hate road trips

Zoya sighs: well...at least he is not going to put that cheesy music that Nina likes to hear

(ten minutes later)

Kaz: 🎶Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast. Faces pass and I'm homebound...🎶

Zoya: shut up!

Zoya: i don't understand, i thought you hated this song!

Kaz: oh i do, i despise it. But it makes you miserable which fuels me (taps the roof with his cane) 🎶and i need you (taps roof) 🎶 and i miss you...

Zoya: you are a monster..

Kaz: and now i wooonder-

Zoya: listen, if i let you be in the front seat would you stop singing?

Kaz: see? was is that hard?

(twenty minutes later)

Kaz & Zoya: 🎶Cause YOU know I´D WALK a thousaaaaand miiiiiles. If I could just SEE you...🎶

Zoya: someone finds out and i´ll murder you and then myself

Kaz: not if i murder me first

[appelsider]

[hellraiserryo]

[talleryn]

Inej: is four a lot?

Kaz: depends on the context. Kruge? No. Murders? Also no.

[crenmir]

ı need to redraw this as stolitz..skdkdkdks

[a-carrion-crow]

remembering my cringe internet past lore. psychic flashbang

[archiveofourcrows]

me when i lie

[katyspersonal]

Although I never trashed "Mohg did nothing wrong" / "Griffith reference Miquella" people (I just didn't understand the appeal of these interpretations and had my own idea), @ the characters I am now like:

[kanhapriya]

I think I offended him

[six-of-cringe]

I love all six of crows fanart and everyone should make it forever, but I will note that every time I see art where Nina is shorter than Wylan I feel like I've been lightly poked in the eye

[lilisouless]

Okay, there is the hc of the brumhelnik lovechild being this angel born of the love of their parents, but i imagine that little thing as an ulterly chaotic kid who grew up actually thinking that uncle Kaz is a real demon and dedicates ten years of their like trying to vanquish him while having Nina´s energy, Matthias´s anger and the axe Hanne gift them for their birthday and regreting that.

Kaz feeds them this belief and straight up to their face tell him that "yes, i am a demon" because on his 40s working on Ketterdam´s crime lords is nowehere as entertaining as scaping the Wile E Coyote like traps little Wolfsbane makes to get him (also he may or may not be using it as a way to cope with his daugther moving out for college)

[infraredss]

My autistic charm means the evil vampire ladies will fall in love with me instantly instead of maiming me. So who REALLY has the advantage here?