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Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?
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#queer#keep seeing people say 'I won't respect you as a trans person until you look cis' n shit#fuck you I love my body and I'm still a guy#I come to tumblr I post stuff about being queer and then I drink two cups of coffee and have a cheese pizza#10k#20k#30#40k#50k
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I'm not ugly, mirrors are just a psyop. They're disenfranchising the burgeoning transgender movement that I would 110% be spearheading were it not for my debilitating lack of girl swag.
#the void#transfem#dysphoria#dysphoriaposting#psyop callout#smashing mirrors is praxis#queer activism#trans activism#196#idk what else to tag this im hopped up on energy drinks and bored at work#so i guess#monster energy drink#i did not drink a monster but thats my vibes rn#fuck monster frfr#shit drink#killed my fucking cousin
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#epel felmier#twisted wonderland#twst epel#shitpost#He gives no shit to nobody#He knows what he's doing#He's drinking apple juice#When Vil finds him...#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#epel#AIMAgallery101
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and it was love at first sight
(this joke comes from the below textpost, but the idea of this being a bkdk meetcute is all thanks to @sapphicflower-ao3)
#now EYE think the most interesting part of this comic is the fact that i gave deku an old-fashioned#i do not think he would drink that shit i think he just got it to look sophisticated#bnha#mha#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#bakudeku#bkdk#fan art#comic#becki draws stuff n stuff
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something something katsuki can't keep his hands off you when he's had a little too much to drink (see: denks the worst at-home bartender in the world, believes a shot of vodka really means four).
it starts off innocently enough, gathered in eijiro's living room, when he cracks a foul-mouthed joke and you double over into side with laughter. the heat starts to creep up his neck, but it's easy to blame it on the alcohol. he nudges you back playfully, a grin quirking at the corner of his lips.
two more shots of whatever vile concoction denki mixed up and he's melting into the couch. he's sitting on one end, a little squished with how mina, eijiro, hanta, and denki are piled on top of each other - chatting away, drinking, and desperately trying not to make eye contact with the wasted blond. katsuki's got you perched all pretty in his lap because "there isn't any room left to sit." a convenient excuse.
you're flushed and trying to keep up with mina's story and you're having a great time with your friends but katsuki's hands are looping casually around your waist and pulling you closer to him and he's leaning a little on you for support and you feel a zing speed down your spine as his lips brush against your arm. an accident.
his head's a little fuzzy, but katsuki's practically melting with the alcohol swimming through his veins. and you're so soft it's making everything even fuzzier. before he even finishes that thought he's testing out the plush of your waist, your thighs, pinching a little at the small of your back, and back down to your thighs. you squirm in his hold, and he retaliates with a soft grunt and by biting what he could reach.
the spit on your arm is more uncomfortable than the rather tame bite he gives you. you can see his eyes wobble, flitting to different parts of your face. "hol' s'till," he garbles and your heart leaps into your throat. you can feel four sets of eyes boring into you both, but you can't break away from katsuki's heavy, lidded, lovesick gaze.
#no idea where that came from#the holy spirit took hold of me#maybe i'm just touch starved cries#i think katsuki doesn't drink often so his tolerance is piss shit#and he already struggles to keep his emotions at bay when it comes to you sober. even worse when drunk#and i like to think this is early enough your friendship / crush that the physical barrier has not yet been breached or#has just recently been breached#he wants to touch you so bad! not even sexually (although he does) it's just a matter of a new level of intimacy#that drives him wild and spills over when drunk in a single-minded way#ok goodnight#bun.writes#char.katsuki#suggestive ?#bakugo x reader#bakugo katuski x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugo headcanons#bakugou headcanons
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I was a low verbal autistic kid that used plushies to communicate with people, and boy howdy did teachers/adults in general not like that past a certain age. Jokes on u fukkos, cool people absolutely adore seeing plushies just hangin out
#peep peep bitch#his ass does smell like gin tho#the gays are messy#literally#stop spillin ur drinks on me#shits expensive and wet#anywho#my art#autism
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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny š¤”.
#gotham knights game#I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse#twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity#he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch#he's got the full gamer set up in the background#LED lights around the ceiling and walls#rainbow keyboard/headset#mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks#(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die')#whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account#and promises to match whatever they raise#and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on#he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme#meanwhile off screen#Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor#and helping Babs run remote ops#if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi#and that tracks#it's an old house#it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots#in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed#and no one will ever know
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okay i just thought of the funniest fucking headcanon but what if the reason five cant find a decent cup of coffee is because he just doesnt like coffee
#like i doubt reggie wouldve let them have coffee growing up and i dont think wouldve found much in the apocalypse so??#i mean theres always the commission but tbh they give off shit coffee vibes#i just find it really funny if five hates all the coffee he drinks because he just doesnt like coffee and hasnt realized it yet#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#1k#fin speaks#2k
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PSA to all CoD writers
#call of duty#cod#modern warfare#Mafia!AU#Mafia!141#may your skin be clear and your drinks the perfect temperature#im snorting this shit like coke#I dont care if its chara x reader chara x oc chara x chara#I dont care who the boss is or who the main character is or even who the love interest is#I will put it directly in my mouth#mafia!141 superiority#doing the lords work
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save me mayor bloberta and househusband clay au
#bloberta never stopped drinking in thisss#hey if the quality is shit dont mention it actually its fucked up like that okay#and if i took inspo for mayor blobs from shiv look away#i have many more thoughts about this#moral orel#bloberta puppington#clay puppington#bloberta hymentact#orel puppington#moral orel fanart#art-coi#moral orel swap au#mayor bloberta#househusband clay
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i've taken to drawing AW2 culinary crimes whilst i am beaten unconscious by art block. bon appetit
#alan wake#alan wake 2#aw2 spoilers#tim breaker#remedy games#shitpost#my art#fanart#alan wake fanart#due credit to the sicko on reddit that actually did the 3rd picture#i also realise now nobody outside of the uk eats pickled mussels lol#i see all these recipes with spices n shit WRONG 2 ingredients mussels + malt vinegar#drink the vinegar#contemplate where you went wrong in your life#where was i going with this
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meme number 24
#best memes#funny#dank memes#funny memes#funny shit#haha#humor#meme#relatable memes#alchohol#drinking
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I got possessed dude, did a line of flourā some crazy shit anywaysā¦ Swampcat
Swampcat, Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost
They both find each other interesting like anatomy wise, drastically different, some ālemme examine you š¤āļøā
Kremy slowly blinks and Frost gets flusteredā¦ thatās the good shit to me man. Purring, Bellowsā¦ I SHOOT THEM TWO WITH MY AMERICAN GUN
#my art#legends of avantris#loa#ouaw#once upon a witchlight#kremy lecroux#morning frost#Kremy x frost#frost x Kremy#Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost#Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux#swampcat#ouaw swampcat#swampcat ouaw#I think they slay#theyāre apathetic towards eachother leaning on dislike#I dunno I think Iām crazy#Iām being so realā No throwing clothes silly Billyā their foreplay is folding eachotherās clothes cuz thatās A SHOW OF CARE OKAY BRO#I THINK THATāS SWEET#thereās moment of tenderness and I think that shit goes so hard#freak 4 freak#demi 4 demi#also likeā Frost is def more experienced when it comes to the devilās tango but also I think the juxtaposition of Kremy being ābruh idk#Kremy to me can charm a person and get a free drink but I donāt think ever went past that cuz he never had the desire to#heās so demi to me#he would definitely be out of his element but liek heās enthusiastic okay#Kremy is like an onion layered and every time you peel a layer back you get more Kremy and I think thatās the thrill of it#he would be interesting#Iām speaking from an aroace perspectiveļæ½ļæ½ like how a scientist would see bacteria under a microscope#tw suggestive
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Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?
I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.
And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).
Alastor canonically died in 1933.
Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?
From 1920-1933.
ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?
The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.
I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.
#guys i just#its so funny#can you imagine Alastor gets the news#everything is awesome#the next day he's planning to go out drinking and have a good time#but first he needs to get rid of this body#it shouldn't take too long#just a few hours#and THEN this motherfucking hunter decides to ignore hunting laws and mistakes him for a deer#when he wakes up he's in Hell#I can just imagine the realization setting in#he's SO bitter and angry about it#he was about to get shit-faced and have a fun time at a party#and now he's suffering eternal punishment#he couldn't even get a proper drink first#it was just a fun tidit#ALSO#the gay community in New Orleans at the time is so fascinating#they literally entire communities and neighborhoods#and a lot of it was from mixed race people#and we know Alastor is mixed race#AH I have so so many thoughts#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon
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So I was on the stream today and I saw @cherrifires skin in the straw hat and then I blacked out
Like a witch but the kind of witch that makes you tea and has a tragic dead lover story that she sings about sometimes
#cocsot art#fanart#cherrifire#i kinda forgot about this account for a week huh#remember to drink water my weasels#AW SHIT WAIT I FORGOT THE PONYTAIL-#cherri witch
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#Doodleboot#I want to learn how to mix drinks#For like guests and shit#But the struggle is real#Alcohol cw
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