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some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

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lots to think about

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I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore

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I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.

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thinking about.... armand picking tables and corpses up with one hand like they weigh nothing... 🥰 ignore daniel getting tortured this isn't about him

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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

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Statue of a saint damaged by the sea air, Parish of St. Hilda, Hartlepool England

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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Spock: In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Kirk: Or the one.

Spock: You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.

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MATRIX THEMED DRAG PERSONA CALLED NEO PRONOUNS

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What's the first question that really pops into peoples' minds about Ea-Nasir? I'm trying to write this history down, but I'm struggling.

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why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

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had to look up a screenshot of the Mayor's To Do list in season 3 to see what all he was up to. We need more villains with little lists of things they check off

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one of the most fun things about leverage is how many of the episodes read like fanfiction AUs of the show itself, particularly when the team get way too into their grift personas lol. like okay this week we’re doing a College AU. now we’re gonna have a "The Office" AU. theres fake dating galore. there’s multiple eliot-as-a-sports-star episodes. we get famous violinist!hardison, we get country music star!eliot, we get to see them be everything from Men In Black to fashion designers to school teachers. and there’s even a couple episodes where the main cast play completely different characters in a historical setting, simply because it’s fun and you get beautiful stories out of it. honestly even half of the series finale is essentially about nate making up an Everybody Dies/Nobody Lives AU (with a suspiscious amount of OT3 shipping in there) and telling it all to sterling. the writers just love to put these characters in every Situation™️ possible and it’s a 10/10 every single time!!

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Leverage + tumblr (insp) for iamafandomspook  — happy birthday leah!