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*seeing the fictional man equivalent of a poison dart frog* well, why not? Why not pick him up
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true gender liberation will never happen until the queer community can see masculinity as something which can be a real expression of self and which is worth protecting and loving
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Lads I don’t think he made it 😔
#yes this is my recommended videos on youtube#I watch surgeries to calm down#I like seeing patients be directly and successfully cared for#anywho#these appeared together and I thought it was funi
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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how do you tell if a boy likes you?
U just gotta ask 'em, man. Boys are stupid as shit, I'm not even kidding.
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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i think there might be mold growing inside me
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I have a werewolf boyfriend
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I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.
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he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime
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never posted this crochet tapestry that my friend made me for my birthday
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