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pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

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I have no memory of this, but it does seem very in theme with post-op me having no sense of self preservation
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“They were ten feet tall, radiant… and helped her with various household chores.”
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this is the funniest star trek toy hands down. yeah can I get the top surgery kirk from the fuck or die episode
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cranking out 3-noters like it's nothing i OWN this damn 'site
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“the ways you have learned to survive may not be the ways you wish to continue to live“
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from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist
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#I dated a rubber fetish guy for a while#his rubber trousers squeaked when he’d walk me home at night#dead nights silence#squeak squeak squeak squeak
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Fly high my Ice Princess 😭💔
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fuck u (crawling over to sit in your lap like a spoiled little thing)
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