#she’s the meme that keeps on giving

[nessa007]

did you see that video gracie posted taylor trying to put out a kitchen fire?

asfghjkgjk yes

[clouvu]

Cooking up an older Clervie outfit design so I don't have to keep drawing her looking like her child self but Long

[cedric-k-rossignol]

01.24.25 - wishing a very happy birthday to Yana Toboso

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

[luna-loveboop]

Hylia: *slaps botw/totk Link* this sad boy can fit so many heart containers and stamina vessels in him

[yardsards]

im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.

[nocturusvulpus]

Ok so hear me out; Eternal Sugar x Golden Cheese

Also bonus doodle cuz these girlies for sure have a height difference <3

[soulshards]

What does your heart look like?

Tagged by @naejlas-axe! Thank you! I spun the wheel and picked 2 OCs for this one as, uh, yeah, we would be here a while otherwise!

Rhulvan // a cage with iron locks

You are an enigma. You take care to remain that way. You aim to keep people guessing; your motives are uncertain even to yourself. What is it you truly want? You’ll never know if you keep your heart locked away like that. You deserve to be known, truly and fully. Stop being afraid of what you might find if you open your heart up to self-reflection. Stop thinking that no one will love you the moment they understand you. You are more than the facade you put on.

Nanako // an open door, a burning hearth

Your chest is wide open, and your heart is a home. Others are welcomed in readily and asked to stay. You are comfort and love, everything you were never given but so desperately want to provide for others. You have built this welcoming hearth with your own two hands and won’t see anyone else left out in the cold. Be careful to not burn yourself out trying to keep everyone else warm.

I won't tag anyone as I've seen this floating around a bunch already / people I would tag have already done it! But if you have not done it and wish too, feel free to @ me!

[kafkaesqueer]

[hannahwdraws]

Just a couple of girls from The Free Marches

"I can't believe the girl I taught to weave flowers at the Arlathvhen grew up to be the 'fearsome' Inquisitor."

"I can't believe Varric didn't put two and two together sooner that we might have already known each other."

"Try not to blame him, you're so different from the girl I knew from back then."

"I'm still just a Dalish girl from The Marches"

[lanternlightss]

as of late i have been haunted by the thoughts of venti + vennessa + nameless bard polycule . they are . in mybrain

[dokidaikon]

they call each other slurs

[coiledqueen]

UN-LOVE STYLES TEST

Sarcastic Snark: People whose un-love style is “sarcastic snark” express their affection through a barrage of witty jabs, clever teasing, and smirking comments, viewing this sharp humor as a unique bonding ritual that strengthens relationships. They delight in delivering a well-timed sarcastic remark, believing it shows they’re paying attention and care enough to poke fun, all while keeping things light. These individuals feel most loved when others respond in kind with their own clever retorts, creating a playful back-and-forth that feels like a secret language of affection. This un-love style redefines love as a battle of wits, where every sarcastic quip is a hidden hug, turning potential offense into a shared joke that deepens connections.

tagged by: @intriguant 💜 (thanks for the tag!!) tagging: steal it!!

[sieglinde-freud]

i need more non three houses side characters winning cyl tbh bc the lord outfits are so predictable and boring and for three houses all they do is the normal timeskip shit. like, felix and bernadetta’s art looks great, but the designs… come on. weve all seen mortal savant felix. thats literally just bernadetta’s timeskip outfit with added shoulder stuff. bring back queen camilla of nohr. they did something fun with marianne that one time until everyone was like “boo wah i hate creativity and serving cunt” but they need to not listen to the haters. when tharja wins in three years (if we dont hit eos) i want her cosplaying as grima or something like the lizard version

[catknot]

i cant believe im a disaster lesbian

i mean i absolutely can but,

ive got this girl whos been sleeping with her hoodie and working out in it for like.. 3 nights now and she plans on giving it to me for the "scent". Which TO ME reads as obviously flirting or horny or lewd, and it started on team fortress 2, like.. we were talking the sweater came up like the delphine bathwater being sold and i said id buy every sweater she's got and she told me don't worry about it, it 's free for me

and goes on to say tonight anytime i need to re-up the smell i can just come get another sweater.. and like.??.?? shes in love with me maybe right?? im certainly head over heels right now.

she also called me good girl- 🥺���🫠

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

⛱️☀️💐 !!! for anyone of your choice <3 it's great to see you on the dash again, by the way!! i missed you!!

BHJHJBVBHJJBHDVF CRYING SCREAMING DYING TYSM ABAABVBJFVJDJVDAAAAAAAAAAA ;-; It's nice to be floating back around!!! And wonderful to see you and everyone as well <333333 I missed everyone but I was. exploding lmao and being eaten alive by school absorbing all my time gross, do not recommend. I got a B in math which I usually suck ass at but at what cost????

anyWAY- Doing these with Astarion!!! Thanks so muchly again <3333

⛱️ If you were to go on a trip with them, what would it look like? Would you stay local or go abroad? Go for a few days or a month? What kind of places would you stay, and how would you get there?

OOOOOOOOO.... this is a tough one. Speaking in the context of my own world, I'd be dying to take Astarion to Disneyland! It's a place that brought me such joy when I was little and still does now, when I went back in November with family. I'd love to share that joy with Asta, and also see his reactions to some of the rides XD I can see his unimpressed face as I drag him to Pirates and hear him shout when he gets splashed with some water, lol. I find it's best for a week, in a hotel a slight walk from the property, as it's cheaper and you also can relax, and not need to Plus Ultra every single day, lmao. In the purely fictional/ship context, so in Faerûn, I'd say it'd be a vacation to another city- probably Neverwinter. That's actually where BG3!Bronwen is from! I think they'd stay for two weeks, and just enjoy the city for awhile before returning to the quiet place they live together post-campaign! Enjoy the busy state of affairs, visit all the hot spots- immerse oneself in the city before crashing once they're home.

☀️ Do you ever run into them when they’re out? How does that usually go? What kinds of places do they frequent?

These two were stuck together from the start of their relationship trying to de-tadpole themselves, so yes, they absolutely do XD if anything they bump into each other an absurd amount. Especially because Bronwen much prefers night time [she finds it comforting and feels safer] and... well, after it's all over, the sun will actually kill Astarion, rip. As both of them love their outfits and aesthetics, they tend to run into each other at clothing stores... trying to buy the other one a surprise gift. They try to play it off, but they both know what the other was doing. Especially as they try ti casually ask what the other thinks of something, but they've been through hell together! Literally! Bronwen and Astarion can see through each other like glass. They're stupid your honour

💐 What is a gift you would like to receive from your F/O?

A smooch One of his daggers, I'd say. Now this sounds weird- but hear me out. As a rogue, Astarion namely uses two daggers for short-range combat. They're effective, sharp weapons- and can be very beautiful. Hence... a gift of one, so each holds one half of the set, is a gift not just of the dagger, but of trust. Showing that he fully trusts Bronwen not to hurt him, and that in essence, they trust one another with their lives. So less the actual gift of the dagger- but a gift of unwavering trust.