#she’s the meme that keeps on giving

[nessa007]

did you see that video gracie posted taylor trying to put out a kitchen fire?

asfghjkgjk yes

[clouvu]

Cooking up an older Clervie outfit design so I don't have to keep drawing her looking like her child self but Long

[cedric-k-rossignol]

01.24.25 - wishing a very happy birthday to Yana Toboso

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

[luna-loveboop]

Hylia: *slaps botw/totk Link* this sad boy can fit so many heart containers and stamina vessels in him

[yardsards]

im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.

[nocturusvulpus]

Ok so hear me out; Eternal Sugar x Golden Cheese

Also bonus doodle cuz these girlies for sure have a height difference <3

[kafkaesqueer]

[hannahwdraws]

Just a couple of girls from The Free Marches

"I can't believe the girl I taught to weave flowers at the Arlathvhen grew up to be the 'fearsome' Inquisitor."

"I can't believe Varric didn't put two and two together sooner that we might have already known each other."

"Try not to blame him, you're so different from the girl I knew from back then."

"I'm still just a Dalish girl from The Marches"

[dokidaikon]

they call each other slurs

[sieglinde-freud]

i need more non three houses side characters winning cyl tbh bc the lord outfits are so predictable and boring and for three houses all they do is the normal timeskip shit. like, felix and bernadetta’s art looks great, but the designs… come on. weve all seen mortal savant felix. thats literally just bernadetta’s timeskip outfit with added shoulder stuff. bring back queen camilla of nohr. they did something fun with marianne that one time until everyone was like “boo wah i hate creativity and serving cunt” but they need to not listen to the haters. when tharja wins in three years (if we dont hit eos) i want her cosplaying as grima or something like the lizard version

[catknot]

i cant believe im a disaster lesbian

i mean i absolutely can but,

ive got this girl whos been sleeping with her hoodie and working out in it for like.. 3 nights now and she plans on giving it to me for the "scent". Which TO ME reads as obviously flirting or horny or lewd, and it started on team fortress 2, like.. we were talking the sweater came up like the delphine bathwater being sold and i said id buy every sweater she's got and she told me don't worry about it, it 's free for me

and goes on to say tonight anytime i need to re-up the smell i can just come get another sweater.. and like.??.?? shes in love with me maybe right?? im certainly head over heels right now.

she also called me good girl- 🥺💜🫠

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

⛱️☀️💐 !!! for anyone of your choice <3 it's great to see you on the dash again, by the way!! i missed you!!

BHJHJBVBHJJBHDVF CRYING SCREAMING DYING TYSM ABAABVBJFVJDJVDAAAAAAAAAAA ;-; It's nice to be floating back around!!! And wonderful to see you and everyone as well <333333 I missed everyone but I was. exploding lmao and being eaten alive by school absorbing all my time gross, do not recommend. I got a B in math which I usually suck ass at but at what cost????

anyWAY- Doing these with Astarion!!! Thanks so muchly again <3333

⛱️ If you were to go on a trip with them, what would it look like? Would you stay local or go abroad? Go for a few days or a month? What kind of places would you stay, and how would you get there?

OOOOOOOOO.... this is a tough one. Speaking in the context of my own world, I'd be dying to take Astarion to Disneyland! It's a place that brought me such joy when I was little and still does now, when I went back in November with family. I'd love to share that joy with Asta, and also see his reactions to some of the rides XD I can see his unimpressed face as I drag him to Pirates and hear him shout when he gets splashed with some water, lol. I find it's best for a week, in a hotel a slight walk from the property, as it's cheaper and you also can relax, and not need to Plus Ultra every single day, lmao. In the purely fictional/ship context, so in Faerûn, I'd say it'd be a vacation to another city- probably Neverwinter. That's actually where BG3!Bronwen is from! I think they'd stay for two weeks, and just enjoy the city for awhile before returning to the quiet place they live together post-campaign! Enjoy the busy state of affairs, visit all the hot spots- immerse oneself in the city before crashing once they're home.

☀️ Do you ever run into them when they’re out? How does that usually go? What kinds of places do they frequent?

These two were stuck together from the start of their relationship trying to de-tadpole themselves, so yes, they absolutely do XD if anything they bump into each other an absurd amount. Especially because Bronwen much prefers night time [she finds it comforting and feels safer] and... well, after it's all over, the sun will actually kill Astarion, rip. As both of them love their outfits and aesthetics, they tend to run into each other at clothing stores... trying to buy the other one a surprise gift. They try to play it off, but they both know what the other was doing. Especially as they try ti casually ask what the other thinks of something, but they've been through hell together! Literally! Bronwen and Astarion can see through each other like glass. They're stupid your honour

💐 What is a gift you would like to receive from your F/O?

A smooch One of his daggers, I'd say. Now this sounds weird- but hear me out. As a rogue, Astarion namely uses two daggers for short-range combat. They're effective, sharp weapons- and can be very beautiful. Hence... a gift of one, so each holds one half of the set, is a gift not just of the dagger, but of trust. Showing that he fully trusts Bronwen not to hurt him, and that in essence, they trust one another with their lives. So less the actual gift of the dagger- but a gift of unwavering trust.

[quietlyblooms]

i'll admit that the people pleaser in me always wants to give y'all every single option that gets a vote. it's a problem :' )

[mcr-themed-brain]

Reading jane eyre for class i love the part where they say "this almost 40 year old man would never go for someone half his age" and then he goes for someone younger

[ozimagines]

Y’all I’ve been getting some GREAT asks. Like incredible. Things I never would have thought of. I have some in my inbox right now that I’m itching to start. I’m just trying to finish the asks in the order in which they were asked (for the most part).

But I just wanted the people who have asked me (mostly anonymous) anything since I started this page, I wanted to say thank you! I’ve had so much fun writing them that I hope it’s fun for you reading them. Also special thanks to those who have asked since my surgery. I’ve been stuck in bed (and according to my doc, will be for the foreseeable future) and writing these has given me joy and helped me escape the monotony and pain. I never knew I could care so much about people I don’t know irl.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

But yeah, main message is that I’m loving these asks, but a lot of them start with “I know it’s weird” or “you don’t have to” and you’re right I don’t but I so WANT to. Even if I was working right now I’d never be annoyed to get an ask. It means you took the time to engage with my page, and that brings me joy.🥰

(Continued thanks to @wawamouse for the discourse as well! I love getting your opinions on things in Oz and how to write, especially since I’ve been reading your page since before I had one.😁)