#jeff sadecki

[spider-vel]

Back on my bs

[yellowjacketsfashion]

Hi Idk if u could do this but it u could that would be great 👍🏻

I would love a bts (like u did with Callie's prom pics) of Jeff and Shauna's wedding invitations

I know there is a scene where its visible but sadly I don't remember the episode

Pinterest link: https://pin.it/BDyO7UYOe

Thank u so much you are my favorite blog 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

I can’t recall seeing Shauna and Jeff’s wedding invitations anywhere but the Pinterest photo you linked is of their wedding announcement from the newspaper (which comes from episode 01x02). The yellow paper clipped underneath appears to be Shauna & Jeff’s marriage certificate.

The text underneath the announcement seems to just be a text block as it doesn’t actually describe a wedding (rather it talks about oil). Using a text block is a trick often used on tv so I don’t think it’s an easter egg or anything. The photo of Jeff and Shauna used in the announcement is also not the same as the wedding photo featured in their house. As far as I can tell, it’s a different photo from the same photoshoot.

I haven’t found the original wedding photos posted anywhere (the Callie photos were on the website of one of the graphic designers) but I was able to edit some screencaps and run them through an image enhancer to get these:

If I ever find the originals they used in the show or better quality photos I’ll definitely add them here! Sorry I couldn’t really offer much help but I’m glad you enjoy my blog!

If anyone has better quality versions of these photos feel free to reach out!

[evie-doesnt-write]

(To Shauna) Welcome back Donna Sheridan

[lesbianjackies]

“callie shipman” “callie taylor” “callie taylor-shipman” well no actually because the tragedy of callie sadecki is that she is not a taylor, and she is not a shipman, and she will never be either. she will always live in the shadow of a girl she never met and a baby she never knew, she will always be a reminder to her mother of the things she lost and the mistakes she made and the life she’ll never get to have.

her name is callie sadecki. because no matter how hard she tries, she will never be anything more to shauna than the unwanted child of a man she never loved.

[awesomepartydude]

jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/

[uluthrek]

imagine being fully willing to TURN YOURSELF IN to protect your wife from being arrested for MURDERING A DUDE with whom she also had an AFFAIR and who she STABBED TO DEATH because she suspected him of doing the EXTORTION YOU DID TO HER FRIENDS to keep your FAILING FURNITURE STORE from going INSOLVENT because you need to provide for your GAY WIFE still pining over YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND who is now DEAD because gay wife ATE HER and your DAUGHTER WHO HATES YOU and looks nothing like you and instead like GAY WIFE’S CANNIBALIZED SAPPHIC SITUATIONSHIP but your wife doesn’t EVEN APPRECIATE THE FUCKING GESTURE because she thinks that you were CHEATING THE WHOLE TIME even though you are the ULTIMATE SELF DIAGNOSED MALEWIFE and OBSESSED WITH YOUR GAY WIFE and would never cheat and despite all that you are being OUT WIFE GUY’D by TAISSA FUCKING TURNER who RITUALLY SACRIFICED her son’s DOG in her BASEMENT and is CHEATING ON HER WIFE and somehow still a BETTER WIFE GUY THAN YOU. your name is JEFF SADECKI and your hairline is RECEDING.

[sentientsnakeskin]

So, did jeff’s genes even try, or was he just there

[sourceshaunashipman]

YELLOWJACKETS 1.06 "Saints"

[cannibalspicnic]

I keep picturing Jeff reading Shauna's journals and getting indignant on her behalf that she didn't get crowned cannibal queen.

[dcvina-claires]

shauna never fully letting go of jackie and her and jeff visiting her parents on her birthday every year. misty being willing to do anything for nat. lottie saving nat’s life. van writing i love you to tai in her blood. shauna crying when she realizes that she has to kill nat. the other version of tai whispering “go to her” and leading her to van. lottie getting beat up just to make shauna feel better. shauna and van not letting tai sleepwalk. misty being with nat when she finds travis’ body. tai paying for nat’s rehab and doing whatever she can for her. ALL OF THE SURVIVORS DANCING TOGETHER IN THE SNOW THAT TRIED TO KILL THEM 25 YEARS AGO IT’S NOT A LOVE STORY BUT IT’S A STORY THAT HAS LOVE IN IT ARE YOU GETTING WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY??

[mcbride]

#yellowjackets is a comedy!

YELLOWJACKETS 🐝 2.05 Two Truths and a Lie

[krookodyke]

jeffshauna is incredibly real, and this is because shauna could sit jeff down and tell him “jeff i only married you because you’re the last existing piece of jackie and me hooking up with you senior year was a desperate attempt to get as close to her in the most socially acceptable way i could think of which was already deeply fucked with having you cheat on her with me because i thought chasing after her would be worse” and jeff would lean back in his chair and go “whoa. that’s a doozy.” then after he ruminates on it in silence for a couple minutes he would lean his chair back and get up and rummage through the fridge and go “okay well it’s almost dinner time. are you feeling hot dogs or bratwursts”

[lottielee-altar]

I don't get jackie haters because if my best friend (who i have homoerotic and romantic tension with) and my boyfriend were doing it behind my back I personally would've committed crimes on humanity.

[consume-me-you-coward]

Okay so we know that teen Jeff and Shauna were sleeping together and we know that adult Jeff is Shauna Shipmans #1 SIMP and I was wondering what if Jeff liked Shauna first? What if Shauna was completely oblivious but Jackie wasn’t? What if Jackie noticed and became jealous? Not because JEFF liked Shauna but because Jeff liked SHAUNA and Shauna was Jackie’s, that stupid boy couldn’t have her aka Jackie going after Jeff was just her being gay and in love with her best friend. In this essay titled ‘JACKIE TAYLOR IS A LESBIAN’ I will…

[hellhouse-of-horrors]

jeff is literally so chill like.. he read all shauna’s journals, he knew all about jackie and the stillborn baby who she briefly but genuinely thought had been eaten so she *probably wrote in her journal that the baby was eaten* and then she must have written about javi and everyone else we haven’t seen die yet, and jeff was like.. yeah i’m gonna stay married to this woman

and then !! in the 2021 timeline shauna cheats on him then kills and dismembers the man she was having an affair with then she goes off an joins a cult and jeff IS STILL MARRIED TO HER

truly the only way i can think to describe jeff is babygirl boytoy malewife because holy fuck this man is so down bad he’s willing to excuse literally everything

[rose-without-thorn]

I think about this scene and "Jackie likes Poppies" a lot.

Jeff’s note seems to imply that he and Shauna were already hooking up, but her response makes me wonder what other advice she might have given him to help win over Jackie.

As Jackie's best friend, did she play Cyrano and help set them up? We know from the bedroom flashback that Jackie asked for her help early on, but what if she went further and guided Jeff through the early stages of dating?

After all, no one knew Jackie better than Shauna. So Jeff likely would've asked for help winning her over, and whether out of guilt or jealousy or both, Shauna agreed to help him.

I love the thought of picking out gifts for Jackie and planning dates she knows Jackie will enjoy, maybe even writing love letters and signing them as Jeff. To the extent that she's aware of her own feelings, the only socially acceptable way she can date Jackie herself is by proxy.

But more likely, she'd tell herself (and Jeff) that she's just being a good friend, and trying to make up for all the times she's been a bad friend. Jackie deserves the boyfriend of her dreams, and she'll do what it takes to turn Jeff into that boyfriend, even if it means doing everything herself.

Anyway, I tried writing this as a fanfic a little while back, but it turned out too sad, and I struggled to finish it. Maybe I will get back to it, but for now, I wanted to share the thought at least.