#jeff sadecki

[slasherbat]

@vancsssa

(To Shauna) Welcome back Donna Sheridan

[polyjackets]

my best attempt at my vision of the polyjacket/yellowjackets relationship map

[werewolfnat]

Scenes & Quotes That Live Rent Free In My Head; Yellowjackets • 1.09 Doomcoming

[awesomepartydude]

jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/

[lesbianjackies]

“callie shipman” “callie taylor” “callie taylor-shipman” well no actually because the tragedy of callie sadecki is that she is not a taylor, and she is not a shipman, and she will never be either. she will always live in the shadow of a girl she never met and a baby she never knew, she will always be a reminder to her mother of the things she lost and the mistakes she made and the life she’ll never get to have.

her name is callie sadecki. because no matter how hard she tries, she will never be anything more to shauna than the unwanted child of a man she never loved.

[cannibalspicnic]

I keep picturing Jeff reading Shauna's journals and getting indignant on her behalf that she didn't get crowned cannibal queen.

[dcvina-claires]

shauna never fully letting go of jackie and her and jeff visiting her parents on her birthday every year. misty being willing to do anything for nat. lottie saving nat’s life. van writing i love you to tai in her blood. shauna crying when she realizes that she has to kill nat. the other version of tai whispering “go to her” and leading her to van. lottie getting beat up just to make shauna feel better. shauna and van not letting tai sleepwalk. misty being with nat when she finds travis’ body. tai paying for nat’s rehab and doing whatever she can for her. ALL OF THE SURVIVORS DANCING TOGETHER IN THE SNOW THAT TRIED TO KILL THEM 25 YEARS AGO IT’S NOT A LOVE STORY BUT IT’S A STORY THAT HAS LOVE IN IT ARE YOU GETTING WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY??

[mcbride]

#yellowjackets is a comedy!

YELLOWJACKETS 🐝 2.05 Two Truths and a Lie

[krookodyke]

jeffshauna is incredibly real, and this is because shauna could sit jeff down and tell him “jeff i only married you because you’re the last existing piece of jackie and me hooking up with you senior year was a desperate attempt to get as close to her in the most socially acceptable way i could think of which was already deeply fucked with having you cheat on her with me because i thought chasing after her would be worse” and jeff would lean back in his chair and go “whoa. that’s a doozy.” then after he ruminates on it in silence for a couple minutes he would lean his chair back and get up and rummage through the fridge and go “okay well it’s almost dinner time. are you feeling hot dogs or bratwursts”

[rose-without-thorn]

I think about this scene and "Jackie likes Poppies" a lot.

Jeff’s note seems to imply that he and Shauna were already hooking up, but her response makes me wonder what other advice she might have given him to help win over Jackie.

As Jackie's best friend, did she play Cyrano and help set them up? We know from the bedroom flashback that Jackie asked for her help early on, but what if she went further and guided Jeff through the early stages of dating?

After all, no one knew Jackie better than Shauna. So Jeff likely would've asked for help winning her over, and whether out of guilt or jealousy or both, Shauna agreed to help him.

I love the thought of picking out gifts for Jackie and planning dates she knows Jackie will enjoy, maybe even writing love letters and signing them as Jeff. To the extent that she's aware of her own feelings, the only socially acceptable way she can date Jackie herself is by proxy.

But more likely, she'd tell herself (and Jeff) that she's just being a good friend, and trying to make up for all the times she's been a bad friend. Jackie deserves the boyfriend of her dreams, and she'll do what it takes to turn Jeff into that boyfriend, even if it means doing everything herself.

Anyway, I tried writing this as a fanfic a little while back, but it turned out too sad, and I struggled to finish it. Maybe I will get back to it, but for now, I wanted to share the thought at least.

[ivebeendressingforrevenge]

[whatyourehungryfor]

aimed at those who have not yet seen the show because sometimes i forget how crazy it is

[anya-chalotra]

#the man, the myth, the legend malewife upset about a fake book club

[shaunashpmn]

i always see people asking ‘would jackie have forgiven shauna?’ and i feel they forget that they were so in lesbians with each other that jackie would not gaf about the jeff thing after like 3 months but she would NEVER forgive shauna for the “i don’t even feel like i know you anymore. / or maybe you never did.”

[lunarzomb]

Ofc Jeff is the type of guy to put an actual picture of himself on his furniture store sign

[sarahs-secrets2]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK