krookodyke

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this thumbnail is absolutely killing me

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made an image for when things are bad

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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i kind of dont know why people constantly post polls about having sex on here like the ratio hasnt changed since the last poll was posted 3 days before yours… we already know 70% of this website doesnt have sex and that the other 30% are weirdly obsessed with telling everyone about how much sex they have like we get it the data has been logged

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i don’t know how to explain to people who aren’t lesbians and ESPECIALLY white cishet men that “lesbians can totally want to fuck men too” is not a cool progressive take but actually an aggressive reinforcement of what cishet society already wants to be the case

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When I go to the club I want to play that club penguin. Club club penguin.

I want to dance to blue puffle.

I want to dance to red puffle.

I want to dance to pink puffle.

I want to dance to yellow puffle.

I want to dance to black puffle.

I want to dance to white puffle.

I want to dance to green puffle.

I want to dance to orange puffle.

I want to dance to brown puffle.

I want to dance to purple puffle.

I want to dance to rainbow puffle.

I want to dance to gold puffle.

I want to dance to blue triceratops puffle.

I want to dance to red triceratops puffle.

I want to dance to yellow stegosaurus puffle.

I want to dance to pink stegosaurus puffle.

I want to dance to black t-rex puffle.

I want to dance to purple t-rex puffle.

I want to dance to blue border collie puffle.

I want to dance to orange tabby cat puffle.

I want to dance to white snowman puffle.

I want to dance to purple ghost puffle.

I want to dance to green raccoon puffle.

I want to dance to orange raccoon puffle.

I want to dance to pink raccoon puffle.

I want to dance to blue raccoon puffle.

I want to dance to red rabbit puffle.

I want to dance to pink rabbit puffle.

I want to dance to white rabbit puffle.

I want to dance to green rabbit puffle.

I want to dance to blue deer puffle.

I want to dance to red deer puffle.

I want to dance to black deer puffle.

I want to dance to purple deer puffle.

I want to dance to yellow unicorn puffle.

I want to dance to blue crystal puffle.

I want to dance to green alien puffle.

I want to dance to yellow alien puffle.

I want to dance to orange alien puffle.

I want to dance to purple alien puffle.

I want to dance to purple Turkish van cat puffle.

I want to dance to black bat puffle.

I want to dance to white unicorn puffle.

I want to dance to black unicorn puffle.

I want to dance to red dragon puffle.

I want to dance to blue dragon puffle.

I want to dance to green dragon puffle.

I want to dance to brown reindeer puffle.

I want to dance to white chicken puffle.

I want to dance to gray puffle.

Club Penguin. Club club Penguin.

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Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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go to hospitallll

I'm too shy

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ICE raids are starting on Tuesday in Chicago.

Yell “ICE” and “LA MIGRA” to disrupt them. Notify people and use your privilege as a citizen to make ICE’s job as difficult as possible.

Fascism has been here. It’s just loud now. Time to be loud too.

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David Lynch, Catching the Big Fish

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log onto tumblr and you learn that cowboys are secretly leftist and pirates are secretly leftist and superhero comics are secretly leftist and vikings are secretly leftist and greco-roman antiquity is secretly leftist and knights are secretly leftist and the concept of the appalachian region is secretly leftist and all genre fiction is innately secretly leftist and every animated show you ever watched as a kid is secretly leftist and you never have to think about the political subtext of anything ever and you log off tumblr and for some reason people are talking about a descent toward fascism

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I think if you're a white trans woman and you're citing statistics about trans women being murdered to prove our oppression, you really need to bring up that the vast majority of murdered trans women in America are black. I think if you leave that detail out you are kind of doing the exact same thing as the people you're arguing with.

If you don't think about those stats and what they mean, you need to fix that.

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Novitiate (2017) dir. Margaret Betts

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