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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Hey man I’m just happy to be in this dark and scary woods with you

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happy flattest flat fuck friday of the year to all who celebrate

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Bathroom, (1997) from photographer Justine Kurland's collection Girl Pictures

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Lottie is pretty clearly not in a very good immediate postmortem situation at all, but once the fires of purgatory and/or Nega-Callie and/or the Ten Kings are done kicking her ass for being especially committed to cannibal woods Satanism or whatever, Laura Lee is going to welcome her home by blowing her back out harder than that one grimdark Batman storyline. In this essay I will

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never before seen yellowjackets '96 NES gameplay (not clickbait)

plus the still of nat's card

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Can't even boycott the last of us, can't even boycott captain america, SOME OF YOU CAN'T EVEN QUIT HARRY POTTER. And then you refuse to read some classic from a guy who's not even around to do any harm because "all the classics were written by white heterosexual men" WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE

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just made lunch. supposed to be listened to in chronological order go eat xoxo

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Nothing better than an uptight repressed woman

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just realized last night that if lottie was in the psych ward for ten years from 1998, that means she got out and (most likely) went back to the states in 2008. right into the Great Recession. poor lottie can’t ever catch a break 😭

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How do I care less about other people being wrong all the time

it's impossible so you have to start an argument every single time. sadly

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my normal dogs

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ok poll time bcuz i’ve been sitting on it for a hot sec

i have tai van lottie laura lee misty and nat rn. i’m hesitant to make shauna bcuz of her recent crimes but if there’s a demand for it we shall see LOL, thinking about travis javi & jackie also. all above mentioned are their teen versions but i can make their adult versions too it all depends. if this doesn’t apply to you just don’t vote ok tyvm xoxo

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yellowjackets fans who don't fuck with taivan are the weakest links. you all will see two skinny feminine white girls stand next to each other and wax poetic about how much they mean to each other and their beautiful homoerotic longing but the moment there's a canonical lesbian relationship between a black woman and her butch girlfriend suddenly you don't give a fuck. "Oh, but tai cheated on her wife.." THEY EAT PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE ALL MURDERERS!!!! WHY ARE WE POLICING THEIR MORALS SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE TOXICITY LIKE THE REST OF US!!!

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a tai study and a little van bc im thinking abt pre-crash taivan might as well post here too. im crazy