#LMAOSFSGDGSHJD

[krookodyke]

jeffshauna is incredibly real, and this is because shauna could sit jeff down and tell him “jeff i only married you because you’re the last existing piece of jackie and me hooking up with you senior year was a desperate attempt to get as close to her in the most socially acceptable way i could think of which was already deeply fucked with having you cheat on her with me because i thought chasing after her would be worse” and jeff would lean back in his chair and go “whoa. that’s a doozy.” then after he ruminates on it in silence for a couple minutes he would lean his chair back and get up and rummage through the fridge and go “okay well it’s almost dinner time. are you feeling hot dogs or bratwursts”