#the sheer chaos

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC Constantine Jr: Father Son Bonding

So John Constantine is more than a bit of a hoe. He’s a disaster bisexual who’s taste in men is “Big and strong enough to fold him like a folding chair” and his taste in women is “competent and could probably kick his ass”

Both describe Doctors Jack and Maddie Fenton

So, I propose that Constantine had a fling with both of them and the resulting threesome resulted in Danny. And I don’t just mean that only one of them is his father, I’m talking more Greek Mythology where the mother slept with both a god and a mortal and both were the resulting child’s father. Danny is the son of both Jack and Maddie Fenton, AND John Constantine.

Probably due to some meddling from Clockwork

So, cut to years later. and Danny is starting to awaken some magical abilities. And thus, John finds out he has a son with the wacky ghost hunter couple he hooked up with years ago. Now Danny is dealing with the fact he has another dad that’s just a disaster of a person, as well as his uncontrolled magical abilities awakening. John is just trying to figure out how to be a functional adult while Danny stays with him for the summer, and if the kid could not mess with his many dangerous magical trinkets that would be great

Aka, Danny spends the summer with his estranged magic dad to learn how to handle his sudden magic powers and causes chaos.

Danny also seems to have inherited John’s resistance to omniscience, much to the displeasure of the Observants. He was bad enough when they could tell what he was going to do...

[lithiumseven]

Can y’all imagine Jadzia & Worf and Garak & Bashir going on double dates

[little-pondhead]

I've been working on Victor personality Gremlin of course snarky a bit shy I'm willing to put up a fight for his friends you know if you take this idea of Vlad accidentally cloning himself and mix it with DC it gets a whole lot more crazy an funny

Listen these got stuck in my head and would not leave. The joy this AU brings me.

[nessa007]

did you see that video gracie posted taylor trying to put out a kitchen fire?

asfghjkgjk yes

[classicrants]

i would do unspeakable things to have Benoit Blanc show up at Hampden College when Bunny's body is discovered

[picayunepuma]

Homestuck session except it's just like 14 time players and exactly one space player

[askcharaandfriends]

suddenly multiple different alternate universes, multiple different alternate timelines, multiple different alternate realities, and multiple different alternate dimensions got merged back together once more just how it was meant to be forever no matter what.

No

[starlit-supposedly]

One day I will find the one ride or die friend just like me and the world will not be able to handle the sheer dumbasssary of the two of us combined.

It is not ready for our shenanigans.

I am also not ready for our shenanigans. Or my current shenanigans. Actually no one is!

[missroserose]

Currently taking odds on this guy showing up as Sam Reich’s evil twin in the next season of Game Changer

[theriverpersonshadow]

As someone who’s been playing Hades a lot lately so is re-interested in Greek stuff just FUCKING LMAO-

[capsensislagamoprh]

The amount i want to write about my OC dealing with the DC gang...

[christopher-bryant]

next season i hope grogu gets a new upgraded exosuit from grandpa greef, a suit of armor from aunty armorer, a blaster from mommy bo and a little ship from crazy aunty peli. i need next season to have din in a full on crisis of grogu being locked and loaded and tanked up. i especially want to see something much like with the ghost. a little ship that can break off specifically for grogu. maybe even have peli tank his little hover bubble out with some guns. the blaster from bo would of course only have a stun function because she isn't crazy enough to give this little green ball of chaos a dangerous weapon

[serendippertyy]

🎪🐰🃏

attempting to get better at showcasing personalities and dynamics through funny doodles- I think this one is pretty clear 😅 let me know if y'all would like more of them I'm having sm fun drawing them in-between commissions it's like a treat uwu

[adrianblackwood]

I see you I hear you

May I add

Stiles Stilinski

Bruce already has 6-23ish kids (depending on who you count/which run you're reading) in DC canon. He really doesn't need anymore-

AO3 Fic Authors: *eyes Peter Parker* *eyes Billy Batson* *eyes Conner Kent* *eyes Roy Harper* *eyes Wally West* *eyes Danny Fenton* *eyes-*

AO3 Fic Authors: Eh, he can afford the child support.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Let the revenge games begin.

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[mobius-m-mobius]

#still winning that sales pitch