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[2braincellslz]

Billy loomis: where's Billy?

Stu: I got this.

Stu: *ahem*

Stu: SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY!

*rythmatic clapping from the attic*

[the-force-of-imagines]

Y/N: Where are you going?

Ethan: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[disguisedweasels]

Billy: I'm severely mentally ill. Like to a dangerous degree, I have violent urges and a special interest is horror films.

Stu, vibrating with excitement: We should kill people together I think.

[twistedappletree]

lan wangji: *brings home baby a-yuan*

lan xichen: i want one too :(

lan jingyi:

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Alternative Titans Tower scene

Jason, wearing his original Robin suit (that’s sized up to ‘fit’ him: Do you remember me?

Tim: Did you seriously think I was gonna be scared seeing you wear panties?

Jason: what?

Tim: Like Jesus Christ I’m 13. I don’t want to see you wearing underwear. I can see the outline of your di-

Jason: wait no-

Tim: Like everything just hanging there. Did you even look in the mirror before coming here?

Jason: No- that’s not the point.

Tim: God dude. I looked up to you and now I have to see this? It’s gonna be in my goddamn brain forever. I’m gonna close my eyes and it’s gonna be you in those fucking short-

Jason: Can we move on?

Tim: I don’t even think I can. It’s just stuck in my brain now. I’m not gonna look at Robin the same way now and I’m goddamn Robin. God. Do I start avoiding my reflection now? Dr. Freeze is gonna be a nightmare. It’s gonna be like one of those mirror mazes but with pictures of your di-

Jason: Are you done?

Tim: God no. They warned you never meet your hero’s but never because you had to see them in some scaly panties. Seriously I can see you asscrack from he-

Jason, cocking riffle: Okay you’re done.

[kirbykonka]

Legolas and Gimli INVENTED “there was only one horse”

[whats-those]

Here’s another, and I got more

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[roseyquartz15]

Guys I just realized something. Both Vaggie and Lucifer are fallen angels right?

(Couldn't find a better picture)

And Vaggies wings changed after Lute ripped them off and she got them back.

Lucifer's wings are red and I doubt they were red to begin with. So did heaven rip/cut Lucifer's wings off before throwing him into hell and he got them back somehow like Vaggje did.

Maybe it's a custom to remove an angel's wings to show they are unworthy of heaven

[2braincellslz]

Stu and Billy Lenz: *being themselves*

Billy Loomis: oh god, their multiplying.

[the-force-of-imagines]

Y/N: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Ethan: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

Lancelot: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Arthur: We're chopsticks!

Lancelot: Well... that's cute! Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Merlin: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[achromatophoric]

Enid: Hey, Willa? I think your tablet is borked.

Wednesday: *looks up from writing* My tablet?

Enid: Yeah, you know, your touch-screen? All it does is make a loud shrieking noise when I tap it.

Enid: *demonstrates*

Device: *disturbingly human scream*

Wednesday: It appears to be in working order. What are you expecting it to do?

Enid: Uh— Play movies? Music? Maybe have some games? TikTok?

Wednesday: *stares at Enid* Why would it do any of that?

Enid: Because that’s what Divina’s iPad does?

Wednesday: iPad? Enid, what you are holding is a very different portal to a soul-sucking void.

Enid:

Enid: What?

Wednesday: *stands and carefully takes the device from Enid*

Wednesday: This is Grandmama’s touch-scream slab. I borrowed it to deal with a certain irritant.

Enid: 😨

Enid: Oh. Then… who’s in—

*knock knock*

Enid: *looks to their door* Come in!

Yoko: *peeks head in* Hey you two, have either of you seen Xavier around?

Wednesday: Seen? No, not seen.

Enid: 😮

Yoko: Oh. Huh. Okay then. Laters! *ducks out*

Wednesday: *turns back to Enid and waits*

Enid: That’s… that’s just so… oh my gosh...

Enid: 🫢

Enid: 😐

Enid: 🤔

Enid: Okay, for like reals now, I have three questions. How much does it hurt, can he tell who’s touching it, and just what did he do?

Wednesday: It is utter agony, he senses nothing but darkness and pain, and I caught him just as he was about to animate a nude portrait of—

Enid: *snatches back the slab and begins to furiously jam her finger all over it* OH YOU F—

Device: *SCREAMS OF UNMITIGATED PAIN*

Wednesday: 🥰

[woodsborotown]

Stu: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Billy: Sure!

Billy: Whats your favorite color?

Stu, really fucking focused: Yes. Now my turn, do you like men?

[radvelvetcakez]

Dazai, talking about Chuuya: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.