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[2braincellslz]

Billy loomis: where's Billy?

Stu: I got this.

Stu: *ahem*

Stu: SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY!

*rythmatic clapping from the attic*

[the-force-of-imagines]

Y/N: Where are you going?

Ethan: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[disguisedweasels]

Billy: I'm severely mentally ill. Like to a dangerous degree, I have violent urges and a special interest is horror films.

Stu, vibrating with excitement: We should kill people together I think.

[twistedappletree]

lan wangji: *brings home baby a-yuan*

lan xichen: i want one too :(

lan jingyi:

[qcomicsy]

Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.

Alfred: Is everything okay?

Damian: Dumbass is coming out.

Alfred: Oh.

Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...

Dick:

Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...

Dick: No, no, no it's not

Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-

Dick: Alfie It's not

Jason: No, no let him finish.

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Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.

Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick:

Dick: What

Tim: It's me.

Superman: Oh

Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick: No, wait you can't just-

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Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.

Titans:

Dick: It's not me.

Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"

[kirbykonka]

Legolas and Gimli INVENTED “there was only one horse”

[daisy-mooon]

Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!

Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-

Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.

[whats-those]

Here’s another, and I got more

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[roseyquartz15]

Guys I just realized something. Both Vaggie and Lucifer are fallen angels right?

(Couldn't find a better picture)

And Vaggies wings changed after Lute ripped them off and she got them back.

Lucifer's wings are red and I doubt they were red to begin with. So did heaven rip/cut Lucifer's wings off before throwing him into hell and he got them back somehow like Vaggje did.

Maybe it's a custom to remove an angel's wings to show they are unworthy of heaven

[2braincellslz]

Stu and Billy Lenz: *being themselves*

Billy Loomis: oh god, their multiplying.

[the-force-of-imagines]

Y/N: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Ethan: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

Lancelot: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Arthur: We're chopsticks!

Lancelot: Well... that's cute! Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Merlin: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[woodsborotown]

Stu: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Billy: Sure!

Billy: Whats your favorite color?

Stu, really fucking focused: Yes. Now my turn, do you like men?

[achromatophoric]

Scream AU. Wednesday has Ajax pinned to a wall with a knife through the shoulder. She uses a second blade to press a shallow red line across his neck. The gorgon’s scalp is a mess of stumps that ooze blood down a face twisted with murderous hatred.

Ajax: *snarls* I never liked you for Enid.

Wednesday: I’ll take that to heart. *lower knife* And speaking of hearts—

When Wednesday takes a step back, Ajax tightens his grip around the handle of his own knife hidden behind his back.

Wednesday: —did Enid ever tell you about what I said to her that night you stood her up for the first time?

Ajax: No. *mockingly* Was it about me?

The press of something hard against Ajax’s chest causes him to pause just before his attack. He looks down in confusion, failing to recognize the unfamiliar tool.

Wednesday: Nailed it in one.

Ajax: What the f—

By the time all 800 nails are spent, Ajax’s corpse sags from the knife pinning it to the wall. The ruined heart within is now approximately 2.94 pounds heavier with galvanized steel.

Wednesday: *deadpans* How’s that for a living Instagram filter?

Enid: *bursts into the room* WEDNESDAY!! YOU’RE ALIVE!

The wolf all but tackles her blood-spattered girlfriend. They share a relieved embrace until Wednesday finally notices Enid’s condition.

Wednesday: *worriedly* Enid. What— How were you injured?

Enid: *still shaky from adrenaline* It w-was Xavier. Him and Ajax, th-they were the killers. W-We stopped Xavier, but he said— he said Ajax was going to kill you!

Wednesday: *glances at Ajax’s corpse* Hrm.

Enid: Wait— *sniffs at Wednesday* That’s not your blood? Willa, how are you not hurt?

Wednesday: *nervously* Ah. Well, you see—

Enid: *gasps* O-M-G! You already figured it out, didn’t you? You knew Ajax was one of the killers and like—killed him before he could even touch you!

Wednesday: 😐

Wednesday: 😑

Wednesday: 😒

Wednesday: Yes. Of course. That is uh— precisely what transpired.

Enid: 🥰