#sarcasm daily

[bryonyashaw]

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[youngdutchishot]

i dont think you understand how important Arthur's eyes are to me.

you just dont get it bro

[itsmaats13]

Bwainssss

[anirregularperson]

Self hatred bitch..

[vickyvicarious]

It is strange that as yet I have not seen the Count eat or drink. He must be a very peculiar man!

I'm coming in on Jonathan's defense for this line. It's one that's been joked about a lot - and that's fair, it's a laughable understatement. But, to be honest... I think that might be exactly how Jonathan is using it here. In other places he does understate things, but it's typically trying to downplay his own distress, rather than be in outright denial. He's making a bleak sort of joke here, because 'peculiar' isn't enough to describe Dracula, and 'man' is maybe too much.

I don't think he's fully committed to thinking Dracula is a creature of the night, don't get me wrong. But he's amassing lots and lots of suspicions. Look at how he starts this entry:

If there were any one to talk to I could bear it, but there is no one. I have only the Count to speak with, and he!—I fear I am myself the only living soul within the place.

That's not the very first line, but it's pretty close. He admits that maybe it's his mind playing tricks, the nocturnal schedule messing with him, but he really doesn't think so. He scoffs at the idea of talking to Dracula, something which just yesterday he initially took comfort in doing. But the situation has changed now: not only is Dracula untrustworthy, but he might not even be a living soul. And I didn't include it in this quote, but immediately after making such a claim, he reminds himself to focus on the facts, and then proceeds to start relaying them. He provides justification for considering him something other than human with the account of Dracula not showing up in the mirror, but even then it's not solid enough yet to commit to calling him some specific creature. He provides justification for Dracula being untrustworthy with the locked doors. (Obviously the attack as well, but the doors are hard evidence that would stand even if all the supernatural-seeming stuff were truly just tricks of the mind. Also, easily confirmed again because the proof hasn't been flung out a window.)

Jonathan lingered on describing the coachman and Dracula both the other day, and also noted odd instances about the 'invisible service', so to speak, but didn't outright lay out all his suspicions. He doesn't want to get carried away speculating, he wants to stick to fact or at least well-founded suppositions with supporting evidence. So I think between that deliberate effort to be factual both for the sake of his own sanity, and to maintain as much calm as he can, we can read between the lines to find some of those fears/suspicions he doesn't dare speak. Just because he hasn't written it down doesn't mean he's not aware of the possibility.

He's not being dumb here, just... precise. And probably a bit sarcastic.

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[chuluoyi]

lmaoo the way he defends himself from being called angsty 🥹

[sunnywalnut]

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[tgmsunmontue]

ALT TEXT: What (and I can't stress this enough) the fuck?

Slider and Goose when Iceman snaps his teeth at Maverick.

Daggers upon seeing Hangman and Rooster interact at the Hard Deck.

Rooster and Maverick when the 5th Gen plane just does mid-air acrobatics to dodge a missile.

TG/TG:M fandom/s when someone says they can't see the homoeroticism present...

[oh2e]

The irony of the Daily Mail having a two page+ spread about the dangers of trans medicine such as puberty blockers and HRT, and then turning the page to find a two page spread on why women with difficult periods should go to their GP and how great these women found HRT. It’s almost as if they’re hypocrites who hate trans people 🤔

[bryonyashaw]

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[chowpatty-ka-icebear]

Tum laate hoge apne sanam ke liye chaand aur taare... Meri Chaand-Si-Mehbooba toh mujhe din mein he taare dikha deti hai...

My lady really is a sweetheart bas gussa mat dilaya karo usko... @wizardcherryblossom 😂❤️

[itsmaats13]

So..!?

[cheesuschristman]

Pancasila promotes humanism and yet Aceh homosexuality laws exist.

Seems to make sense.

[silver-grasp]

Van Helsing complaining about how "this age" is "so sceptical and selfish" is hysterical. Truly every single generation invents the exact same complaints about people being so much more unpleasant than in the "good old days"

[tgtncomic]

The fuck Tumblr?!

Oh you’ll have ADs on your page to cater our interest of promoting Jesus so no one will come out queer/trans.

Then instead of being kind to each other, feed the poor, tend to the sick, and love thy neighbour. You know, stuff Jesus actually did.

But apparently doing that makes you a communist.

We always think the LGBTQA+ are after kids, which is damning why all religions focus on indoctrination them. Though no one bats an eye when religion pulls this BS.

And if you are a church that receives revenue from placing ads on Tumblrs that are atheist/LGBT/queer friendly just to “protect the kids”…

Do FUCK OFF. You’re damning your kids to not understand that there are a lot more people out there that don’t fall under White Supremacy.

I’m hella pissed.

-V