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i dont think you understand how important Arthur's eyes are to me.
you just dont get it bro
#this post is sarcasm#his eyes getting more sunken though is NOT sarcasm#that i was serious on#i think about it daily#im on chapter three again :((#arthur morgan#arthur rdr2#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 photography#rdr2 photomode#rdr2 community
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Boy I sure love the combination of people not vaccinating their dogs for rabies anymore and the huge number of people bringing their dogs into every single store regardless of rules, laws, and regulations. I feel like that’s going to go super well. Fantastic.
#Americans#fuck antivaxers#rabies#dogs#dogs in stores#tw: antivaxers#tw: dogs#tw: rabies#this post is sarcasm#just in case it’s not clear
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Y'know. I think I'm starting to get the hate for the "playersexual" nature of DA4.
Remember the last time they let than many bi characters run amok in one game?
THEY BLEW UP THE CHANTRY.
#yeah yeah I know it was just anders#but like everyone else is guilty by association so it still counts#accessories right?#dragon age#da4#forgive me i forge the new title#anders#da2#this post is sarcasm#btw#don't @ me
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hierarchy is fine as long as we don't let it go too far. like i should still be able to crawl out of the bucket even if the other crabs don't
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Please stop posting Solas' sad gif walk cycles on my dash
#these destroy me every time!#I am always unprepared!#cries in solavellan#this post is sarcasm#kinda#the pain is real
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i go on twitter and see libsoftikok doxxing a school teacher for supporting LGBT+ rights got a nonbinary student from that same school murdered because "Trans People Are Groomers."
i go on tumblr and see a trans women harassed by both tumblr users and tumblr staff because "Trans People Are Groomers."
how comforting it is to know that no matter what happens, the alt-right and tumblr will always come together when innocent trans people just trying to live their lives need to be violently tormented. 💖
#in case it's not glaringly obvious and in your face enough#This Post Is Sarcasm#i hope both tumblr staff and libsoftikok perish ♥#jem blogs
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I think if the new Duffer Brothers Death Note Adaptation is about the Wammys House and the kids there it could be saved actually
#this is sarcasm#death note adaptation#duffer brothers death note adaptation#death note#hi duffer brothers if ur seeing this#this is ur sign from god#make the show about beyond birthday...#and maybe i will forgive you#i dont trust u with near tho leave my boy alone#wammys house#this post is sarcasm
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tumblr is a functioning website
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I just love waking up at 3:30am and just knowing that if i try to sleep in until a more reasonable 4am my fatigue will throw a fit,,,,,,
#this post is sarcasm#like *bro*#usually my cutoff for the earliest i allow myself to get out of bed is 4/430am#but if i try to sleep until 4 rn i *will* trigger fatigue issues#this is the first time ive felt rested in a week or two#.... in case you were wondering. this is what chronic fatigue looks like lmao#im just waiting for my bf to text my like: ik you wake up early and shit but this is ridiculous go back to sleep#i sure do wish i could
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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Hey remember that time a bunch of Democratic electors "certified" Hillary Clinton won states she actually lost and Obama kept pressuring Biden to treat those as the actual electors instead of the Republican ones, insisting Biden had the authority to do things like just decide for himself the Democratic party could stay in power forever if it wanted??? See, both sides!!
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Love being stared at by everyone using the accessible seating when I enter the bus and ask them to move so my mobility device can safely be parked.
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thank you staff for protecting your user base and good old fashioned family values by flagging *checks notes* cutesy lgbt stickers 👍
#//sarcasm#edit: the spongebob background is not part of the original post guys. it’s a filter so people know it’s a screenshot
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Its not our fault we are currently experiencing a rewriting of history and a mass revolt against the institution that is destiel
#my silly little posts#you guys dont get it were almost 4 years out of the show ending this is the weak spot. well be back.#he said without a hint of sarcasm
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once you realise when most people say 'trans' they don't actually mean trans men or mascs and just mean trans women or fems it's incredibly hard to not see it. or sometimes 'trans' things that are nonspecific get turned into women & fem only things
similarly i see a lot of trans women say 'trans' and mean 'trans women' and also assume trans spaces are just for them, contributing to the aforementioned problem of trans spaces getting turned into [trans] women exclusive spaces
just a bit sad innit
#transandrophobia#[HEAVY ASS SARCASM:]#also yes dear reader you're soooo right this post does say all trans women do this and are irredeemably evil for doing it-#-and it also says that women shouldn't have their own spaces and that men can just do what they want without consequences#[:HEAVY ASS SARCASM]#i love being excluded from everything!!#also sarcasm. to be clear
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The way Mike looks at El 😻😻
You can tell he truly does love her and they are going to be together forever 🥰😻
#byler#stranger things#byler endgame#mike wheeler#will byers x mike wheeler#mike wheeler i know what you are#will byers#stranger things ships#byler is canon#mike wheeler is in love with will byers#mike wheeler is gay#mike wheeler meme#milkvan is bones#anti milkvan#anti mileven#platonic mileven#I love platonic mileven#satire#joke post#sarcasm
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