#parent humor

[serendipitys-teapot]

[donnatroyprincessofthemyscira]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[wordswithloveee]

[thatluckybear]

(Wills myself awake at 2am to settle the sleepy baby)

(2 hours later)

Fuck. 🙆

[sewgeekmama]

How to Make the Bed with a Toddler in 6 Easy Steps

Today we’ll be covering one of life’s great mysteries- how to make the bed with a toddler around. A very interested toddler who may or may not be making lumps all up in your covers. Here’s how to do it in 6 easy steps! 1) Pick out your sheets and prepare. California Design Den sent us their Everyday Comfort sheets to try out in a pretty light blue color. They are 100% cotton and 400 thread…

[deviouslittlecreature]

I'm crying this cover is actually so fucking funny I can't stop laughing at it

[bryonyashaw]

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[arwyd]

parenthood is so weird like damn they really let you just make this thing inside you for nine months and then take it home. absolutely wild.

[thegrn]

"When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you." ~attributed to Nora Ephron

[skankhunt44]

I swear toddlers only kick their dad's while they sleep.

CHILD STOP KICKING ME!!!

But since I'm the adult, I'm the one who has to leave my bed. Yeah cool. Thanks kid...

[bet-on-me-13]

All Ancients are Halfa's

So! The reason everyone in the Realms believes that Danny is a super old Ancient and not a Ghost Baby is because all the Halfa's that exist currently are Ancients.

The Reason? For a Halfa to be born, they must have died as a God.

Pandora is a Halfa. She was the Goddess of the Amazon's before she was killed by Ares.

Frostbite is a Halfa. He was the God of a Yeti Tribe, before their kind died to Climate Change.

Dorathea and Aragon are Halfa's. They were both Draconic Gods who ruled over a small Country before dying to a roaming band of Magical Adventurerers.

Undergrowth is a Halfa. He was a Druidic Plant God killed after bis forest was destroyed by a Fire.

Even Clockwork is a Halfa. He used to be known as the God Kronos.

But that leads to the question of, How Danny is a Halfa? He was just a normal Human when he died, not Divine in any way, or so he thought. So how did he become a Halfa?

Well, maybe he should start looking into who his Birth Parents were...

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Read the Tags for more of this!

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[wordswithloveee]

[paranormal-peri]

I made a dumb @paranormal-peri doodle on the whiteboard.

“1/5 stars. Do not recommend. The bedding is shit and I’m pretty sure there are cameras installed in the hotel rooms”

[mysharona1987]