#funny kids

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Forgot To Say It

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the tram i was in just left the stop two full minutes earlier and i'm pretty sure it's because a group of like 20 school kids were being rushed towards it by their teacher. tram driver saw them and said not today.

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17 Funny Foul-Mouthed Kids Whose Accidental Potty Mouth Skills Are Better Than Their Potty Training Skills

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My niece 'introduced' me to The Cure and was beyond shocked when I sang along...🤣

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"I fed you and now you MUST let me hug you....or choke you.."

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I have a fan club!

I'm so excited about this haha

So, basically, I work at a school, mostly with ND kids, but every now and then I help others classes as well.

One day they asked me to watch this seventh grade class because the teacher had to do something. They were mostly done with their work, so I let them talk a bit and whatever.

Out of nowhere comes a girl to me and says "you look like a nerd" my obvious answer was "I am a nerd"

They found out I like anime and books and a lot of the games that they play. But most importantly, they found out I've read Percy Jackson multiple times.

They were ecstatic, like jumping up and down excited. I was surprised they liked reading - it's a private school were the kids mostly play on their devices when not studying, and I've rarely seen them interested in books.

So now they call me their goddess, the goddess of nerds, and always find me to talk, I've had to take them back to class a few times because they would remember something they wanted to tell me and just walk out of class to do so.

Anyways, these crazy weird teens restored my faith in the future. That's all I had to say

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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Dear world, you’re welcome.

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Its wholesome, I swear. People under the trans umbrella will enjoy this one

TW: None. Me being genderfluid and the mention of a Christian family but noting serious, or super religious.

so another story about one oof the kids I babysit-

I was drawing and she looks over and says "is that you?"

And I was drawing myself, so I was like "yeah!"

And she pauses and then was like "But the drawing looks diffrent."

And I was like "how so?"

And she said "It dosent look like a girl."

I am genderfluid, but this 6 year old in a strict Christian family didn't need to hear that so I simply was like:

"Oh. well why not?"

And she looked at me and then added "It dosent look like a boy either."

And I was surprised then risked asking again and asked "what does it look like?"

And this kid goes: "You. It looks like a you."

So apparently my looks are off the gender spectrum.

I thought this was hilarious, just like 'whats your gender?' and someone just is like 'me.'

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When kid's Start Talking

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Laid back ......??

I might be a laid back character ............ but trust me ......... I can lean forward real ............ K-W-I-K!

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bro: "mom, why is my pee yellow?"

mom: "well, because of your kidneys."

bro: "I ATE KIDS' KNEES?"

i love my brother lmaooo

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Top 10 Weirdest Things I Have Had Kids Say To Me This Week (as a camp counselor)

"Will God ever die?"

"One time I pretended to be in a wheelchair to steal money."

"Can I say the f-word?"

"Your TV should kill itself."

"If I where to eat a character from Sing 2 it would be them."

"My dad says he is a fairy but I do not believe him"

"His lips look like a butt."

"I saw a dead body a few days ago."

*Another counselor talking about their dog* "Is it dead, cause mine is."

"I want to be concussed."

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