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#sakuya izayoi#touhou#funny quote#perfect cherry blossom#sorry if you’re the one who posted it first
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After Lucifer helped Alastor healing his wound on his chest
Alastor: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Lucifer: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Alastor: No! Four to five seconds!
Lucifer: Too late!!!
#incorrect quotes#alastor x lucifer#lucifer magne#radioapple#funny quote#tell me it didn’t happen like that I dare you#hazbin hotel
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#chronicillness#chronic illness#chronically ill#chronic illness memes#chronic illness humor#autoimmune#autoimmune memes#fibro#fibro memes#good in bed#funny#haha#humor#funny pic#memes#meme#funny quote
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"Does the fountain of youth and the fountain of knowledge come from the same fictitious underground stream?" ― Reddit.com
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"My sense of humor is as broken as my sleep schedule. 😂
#funny quote#humor#lol#lmao#relatable#meme#funnytextpost#comedy#sarcasm#sassy#rofl#dark humor#random thoughts#internet humor#daily laughs#haha#jokes#satire#wit#laugh out loud
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#quotes#life quotes#lol#funny quote#quoteoftheday#inspiring quotes#motivating quotes#motivation#writers on tumblr#writing#words
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Hotch: there are lots of ways that sons defeat their fathers
Reid: I just keep getting PhDs
#criminal minds#5x15#criminal minds 5x15#quote#funny quote#criminal minds quote#Spencer reid#aaron hotchner
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Movie: Heavy Trip (2018)
By far my favourite quote.
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"If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first." ― Lois Wyse
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smile innocently
#funny quote#humor#lol#lmao#relatable#meme#funnytextpost#comedy#sarcasm#sassy#rofl#dark humor#random thoughts#internet humor#daily laughs#haha#jokes#satire#wit#laugh out loud
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#lol#funny quote#quotes#life quotes#quoteoftheday#inspiring quotes#motivating quotes#motivation#writers on tumblr#writing#words
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Brothers are fucking STUUUUUUPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD FYCKING HELP ME
#brother for sale#only 50¢#i am so tired of my feelings being disrespected by my brothers who were brought up to treat me like we were being raised in the 50s#im just trying to get a lil#RESPECT#boys#personal#trauma dump#text post#shit post#lol#comedy#funny#memes#funny quote#is it me#tism#tis me#op#writing#text#brothers#little brother#help#nigerian prince#mary kate olsen#ashley olsen#mary kate and ashley#gay#pansexual
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To The Nopemobile!
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