#roleplay shitpost

[oatsmealdotcom]

I love this bot.

[freakly-fungi]

love at first sight except it's when a roleplay partner matches your energy right off the bat

[ohgoditssnek]

You sit in the dark corner of the tavern because you're spooky and mysterious criminal

I sit in the dark corner of the tavern because i have social anxiety and don't want people to notice me

We're different

[eccentric-enby-entity]

The detective who's coming to investigate my husband's mysterious death is very handsome <3 I lounge around in my best lingerie all day waiting for him to come question me

[faeriedaez]

Introducing: Urethra! Bad Traits for Bad Investigators

Available now on Itch, I have created a Pay-If-You-Must collection of 14 new traits for the HIT independently developed, critically acclaimed, urban fantasy noir mystery solving tabletop roleplaying game known only as Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy. The traits held within range from actively hindering, laughably specific, and even decently powerful (albeit with humorous presentation.) If you're a fan of Eureka, please help yourself to my little supplement, I guarantee it will at least bring you a chuckle. If you AREN'T already a fan of Eureka and you're seeing this post I BEG you, click the underlined link above or even right here. Believe me when I tell you Eureka is the TTRPG scene's next indie darling. Alright. PEACE.

[zhjake]

Michel Ney Lancer comm

[bitchslapblastoids]

Just thinking about…… the legalize catboys moment in time….. and like…. What was that??? Why was that??? Catboys? Legalize them? What? Sir, this is a Dan and Phil merch. Why??????????? A half nude slut ass photo of Dan wearing a tail and ears??????????????? What were they saying to us? And why were they saying it? That was the true advent of the no fucks given era

[autism-corner]

LEVI STARTS ASMR CHANNEL??? NOT FAKE!!

(blank/betterQuality and reference under cut =w=bb)

[coraxcrown]

Ah, yes the holy quaternity: Alcoholic, Loser, Himbo and Enabler.

(Fun fact: I finished this today during my first ever flight to the US)

[formulanni]

Joshua Pearce ‼️‼️ the man that you are!!

I don’t even know if I should tag list this…. I’m so sorry guys : @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time

[boimann]

my heavymedic dreams finally came true today

i wanted to play some zombie infection mode so i loaded into Sanitarium.

first thing i hear as i spawn in is someone in voice chat telling everyone to go to the elevetor so we can have a dance party in there, so i go because that sounds fun and that's when i see him, this beautiful heavy. it was love at first sight.

As soon as he sees my name (kissing heavy sloppy style) he asks in voice chat if someone can put on some romantic elevator music and he starts getting really close and making kissy noises.

I, of course, am head over heels for him and i start pocketing him.

Together we start causing havoc. He protects me, i heal him, he throws me sandwitches, every time he adresses me he calls me "my love" and of course every time one of us dies the other goes back to the elevator and waits for him to respawn and reunite.

We danced in the elevator a lot and chat was surpriseingly supportive of our little love story.

He even took me out to dinner to the truck next to spawn that has a cauldron on the truck bed. He got very protective when a demo started staring at us, he killed him for me and claimed the kill in my honour.

but alas all good things must come to an end.

At the start of the next round he told me that he had completed his contract and that he was going to change map, with that he bid me ferwell and made one last kissy noise before he left.

i will always cherish those moments we had together,

i will never forget you my love <3

[apairoflentes]

How I think PJO boys are about periods

Percy happily goes out to get pads and tampons. He’ll also grab chocolate, squishmallows, magazines, whatever to make Annabeth feel better. He’s not even remotely embarrassed about checking out with the items. He does call Annabeth from the aisle and ask what size her vagina is to determine which products to get.

Jason thinks you put the pad directly on your vagina instead of in the underwear and doesn’t understand how you can wear a tampon and pee at the same time.

Nico “I doesn’t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.”

Leo probably invented better tampons and pads that send a notification to your Valdez Watch telling you it’s time to change it or something.

Frank keeps pads and tampons in his bathroom just in case he has a guest who needs them.

[abesetacringe]

GUYS. I'M LOSING MY SHIT

[misteria247]

Me gets off work: Finally I can relax-

Gravity Falls rping community on my dashboard: *Throws angsty Fiddlestan at me*

Me immediately fighting tears: Hahahahahahaha-

[futturmangamez]

WHAT IF...

WHAT IF I GOT ALL UP IN YOURRR FACE? LIKE ALL UP! SUPER CLOSE. SOO ALL UP IN YOUR FACE! YOU COULD SEE ALL MY FACE HOLES AND MAYBE MY BOOGERS! AND MY BIG GIANT EYES THAT ARE LIKE..well..hazel? YEAH THEY'RE FUCKIN HAZEL. BUT WHAT IF I GOT ALL UP IN YOURRR PERSONAL BUSINESS. SAY BYE TO YOUR IMAGINARY BUBBLE AND HELLO TO JOSH FUTTURMAN!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF YOU SEEN THIS

ALLL UP IN YOOOOO FACEEEE!!!! JOSH IN DA HIZOWWWW. MAKIN YOUUU DIZZY IN THE HIZZY!🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫BIG DOG ON THE BLOCK! 🐶🐶 WHATCHEW GONNA DOOOOOO NOW HUH???

[gwaindrifter]

I'm playing a rogue masquerading as a cleric. He achieves this by wearing a stolen stole.