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i canoed home from the club
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this is my 9/11 <- me after 2 really good and awesome things happen to me
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what if vampires were real and they were… freaky
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笨ァ 44 100x100 purple anthology icons with stars for seiko.
under the cut!!
笙。 mod nami.
Keep reading
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why does making out have to always be amorous or sexual. maybe theyre making out for tax purposes
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stimming with your f/o(s) in some way is so important to me. running your fingers over their skin, playing with a piece of jewelry or clothing they wear, messing with their hair, tracing a tattoo or a scar, just anything that gives some kind of contact that brings you comfort. and turns out, it brings them comfort too, so it’s a win-win!
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im not really sure like what the point of it all is but i think im just gonna keep thinking about yaoi all the time and see where that takes me
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thanks tumblr for taking down my piece about censorship! heres a more censored version. i think its an improvement, really
(hey. you can still see it uncensored on bluesky.)
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one day you will kiss your wife for the last time. that will be on march 22nd, 2036, the day before they banned wife kissing. this future must not come to pass. get in the car. we have to set the timeline right, and you're the key to it all. they say no one kisses their wife nearly as good as you do. if that's true, you just might save us.
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big day
#after two weeks of doing nothing the day that i finally feel real is always when im not around anyone i know. which could mean nothingggg :3#but its awesomsies. i woke up at 4 which. erm. im not going to talk aboutt.#but i had my nice breakfast and then a counselor talk and then i relaxed and then i went to big theater...#... and i had a bitsy struggle getting back so i only could have dinner (CHICKEN NUGEGET <- big win) at like 7.30 but it was...#... literally not a problem. when usually my autism dinner-time is 5pm. it got canceled out by big theater iggg.#and i had a drinky 0.0 but it was real good. and ive got nuggets left over that im occasionally snacking now.#WHICH. given that im. also bleaching my hair in the same room. =3=(<- but fun!! yay refreshed hair goddamn my roots were genuinely halfway)#oohohohohohohhhh and im watching mongy and im coding for seiko and im <3333 its so nicies. good day. great even. yay#sillyposting#i need. to move out. oTL
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pissing off all shippers by interpreting canon romances as platonic friends who like to kiss and fuck. happy pride month
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dude your abstract concept of the self just fucking bit me
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shout-out to all my friends i like youj
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Got fed morvay crumbs and locked the FUCK in

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