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the only one i care about

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oh god intro post bc I forgot.

Hi, my name is Canti. I'm Old. and I write fanfic ☝️

Main fandoms are —> Naruto, Batman, and Spider-Man

I'm insane about Obito Uchiha and Bart Allen

Ask box is open, I think?

@panicallysatanicmanic is where I post links to my newest fics

freakly_fungal is my AO3 acc

https://divinerot.straw.page <— and this is my strawpage

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@decrepit-in-the-dark

My Shayla😭

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madatobi something to regret

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my brain keep showing me one particular au in my dreams over and over again, im basically watching a fanfic there at this point.

so the plot that i try to make sense of: madatobi got married but somehow it was accidental? like not even arranged, they got married by some weird laws that i dont remember. and no it was not abo mating thing, it was like a canonverse. AND it was after Konoha was founded, so no arranged marriage for peace or shit. it was literally random ass marriage for no reason.

SO, the marriage, i keep dreaming about Tobirama being absolutely miserable in his married life bc he doesn't understand Madara and Uchiha's culture. like for him it was basically an arranged marriage be some supernatural shit, so he has to act like a proper spouse, do his 'duty' and be a good bride and make his husband happy. but after the ceremony Madara did nothing and offered Tobirama his own room to sleep and there was 0 kisses or touches or any acknowledgement that Tobirama is Madara's husband.

To add to it Madara doesn't give Tobirama any duties in the clan, so Tobirama just hangs out in his room when he's at home. He doesn't even ask for a lab bc he's sure Madara would deny him. Like he's not even sure he's allowed to do experiments here. Tho he still works in the Tower and goes on missions and stuff.

Plus noone explains him ANYTHING. Tobirama is used to Senju's autistic ways (hc that Senju clan is just full of autistic ppl thats why its a clan of a thousand skills): everything is explained and everyone are very direct with each other in the clan. Hidden meanings and not spoken out loud norms are only for politics and other clans.

Like maybe he asks some women directly "how to be a good Uchiha spouse" and they assume he's talking about sex and they get shy and try to hint and Tobirama is just so confused, he doesn't understand shit. He needs Uchiha social norms instructions but there's NONE bc apparently you have to GUESS????

Obviously from what Tobirama guesses and sees, he comes to the conclusion that Madara still hates him and they are doomed to have marriage without any love or affection (for now i keep thinking about maybe it was like soulmate's bond or some god's marriage thing)

And Madara's POV is that he is really confused about Tobirama and he doesn't fucking understand what to do with him. Like he doesn't want to take him in his bed just bc they are husbands now, he can't have children and he doesn't want to make him do work for the clan bc well they both didn't ask for it and he doesn't want to force Tobirama to do something just bc of something that was out of their control.

And their relationships are still strained bc of the war and stuff. But Tobirama really wants to be a good spouse, but he has fucking nothing. He can't even cook or clean bc Madara has like a maid from the clan for it.

The only things Tobirama does in clan are to teach Kagami and sometimes spar with Izuna sometimes, which is not a lot. Tobirama is used to co-lead the Senju clan. Ofc he has work in the Tower, but Hashirama bullies him out of there at the end of the work day to go home to his husband.

But Madara barely acknowledges him? I think the reason for it was bc Tobirama kept addressing to him as 'Lord Husband' and Madara was REALLY weirded out by that and Tobirama's eagerness not just to be some kind of chill roommates, but an actual spouse. He thought there was some kind of motive for it, but he couldn't find it

It gets better after Hashirama visits Tobirama in his new house and Tobirama, tired of the constant stress and worry, just spills, read: almost fucking cries, ok brain ooc much? queen Tobirama never cry everything to his older brother how he's a horrible husband to Madara that he even made him sleep in another room and stuff. It was a cute scene: they sat on the sofa in Madara's house and Tobirama is tucked in Hashirama's side and they're hugging really close, bc Tobirama was really close to a meltdown and he needed a comforting scent of his family.

Hashirama was kinda dark-ish there, bc I remember him having vibes that he will kill Madara (like fr fr) when he gets the chance. He upsets his outoto - he gets killed. Fair, right?

Tobirama tells Hashirama, that no, you can't kill my husband just bc doesn't even like me.

Funny thing that Madara actually heard this talk (Tobirama didn't notice him bc he was already overwhelmed by his own feelings) and was like 'oh shit, he actually cares about these things???'

so yeah, angsty. I think I read a fic with same ish plot, but in my dream there was a big emphasis on how Tobirama really tries to be good for Madara and Madara is weirded out and never acknowledges their marriage

I think Tobirama had Hananaki in the end. Imagine dying by unrequited love bc your husband doesn't love you. Sad, angsty. Hurt/comfort (from Hashirama).

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pspspspsps Kakashi roleplayers...

Omg hi. My name is Canti !! I am here to humbly request a roleplay because I've been super into Naruto lately, and I wanna roleplay Obito x Kakashi really badly. I'm super desperate actually. “But Canti?? Your profile tells me nothing about you!!” You might be asking, and yeah. I'm very aware of that! Here's some quick Canti Facts™ ;

—> He / Him. 18 years young!!

—> semi - lit to literate roleplayer

—> discord user ONLY. I'm willing to consider other sites but tbh not really

—> totally super awesome and cool

BAM! You know me, and I don't know you, but that's totally cool. Anyway, there's gotta be a point to all this!! And there is!! I have a couple of plots and everything!! I also really wanna play Obito, pretty please he's my favorite character like ever. so maybe either message me directly, like my post, or add me on discord !! divinerot. (with the period at the end!) if you're interested !

(and I'm also interested in ObiRin, or any other Obito ship really. but Obikaka is mainly what I'm looking for)

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Do not mess with the Boss, she is not a patient woman.

Finally finished this piece for my Mob AU where Tim never became Robin, Darla doesn’t die, and Bernard is a ride or die friend. They’re going to fix Gotham gang problem from the inside, whatever it takes.

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“Don’t move.”

For once in his life, Obito listens very well.

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For @anj-does-stuff's new fic Lunar Phase💕Hope y'all like timetravel!

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superboy (94) #92

this issue was equal parts heartbreaking and hilarious

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Headbutta you headbutta you headbutta you headbutta you

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I love how out of everything, it’s Clippy Barry questions 

Bart infodumping to Barry while grandpa listens, commissioned from @/coralreefskim

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every day I strive to be more like Oliver Queen. Fighting capitalism with a hot blonde wife

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Tim, signing some documents: ah shit Bernard: what's up? Tim: signed this as Drake instead of Wayne. Bernard: oh right. What's your whole ass legal name right now anyway? Tim: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne Bernard: that's a lot of name. Tim: yeah, but I can be talked down to Tim Dowd if asked. Bernard: counter point. Keep all of them and make people use all three names instead of just defaulting to the last one. Tim: you make a compelling argument, but I raise you this. We both legally change our names to just Mothnard. Bernard: our wedding invitations are going to be insane.

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jumping on this little trend of drawing tim wearing bernard's t-shirt because of this post

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Couldn’t resist when I saw THIS post by @freakly-fungi

Tim clothe’s thief confirmed, none of Bernard’s clothes are safe.

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inspired by this post by @freakly-fungi + a little extra timber

also starting to draw more long hair Tim bc drawing an undercut is taking years off my life

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I need people to draw Tim in Bernard's stupid push-pull shirt from the 90s. I think it'd be so funny like Tim started dating him and suddenly inherited his bfs highschool wardrobe