#BONK !!!! ^—^
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Happy April Fools 2024
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Rewatched episode 1, have we considered this?
#he wants to bonk the tv man so bad#noisy picture box is so fucking funny#theyre obsessed with each other your honor#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#hazbin alastor#vox#hazbin vox#radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#my art
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in the safehouse
#teaholding#theyre bonking around my head like the dvd logo i cant stop thinking about them 🥺#tma#the Magnus archives#art#jonmartin#Jonathan Sims#martin blackwood#tma spoilers#the Magnus archives season 5#safehouse#jarchivist#jon#martin
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Vanny love beating up fnaf (plush) babies
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#plush baby#fnaf help wanted#security breach#Michael would be so weirded out by these lil guys#BUT Vanessa knows how to deal with them..#just a bonk on the head and they are out for awhile#I ACTUALLY love the plush babies#they are so funny#I know technically they only appear in the vr world#but I wanna believe all of them are like this#devious lil clown baby
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You know what would be really funny. If Jason had the most normal/conventional food taste out of his siblings (still very far from regular people’s “normal”), he’s stuck in the manor because of an injury and therefore has to witness the culinary WAR CRIMES his siblings consume for sustenance. Since there’s no Alfred to stop them anymore, they have been running rampant.
Jason: What. The fuck. Is that.
Damian, pouring out a green sludge into two cups: father and I’s breakfast smoothie, or did you hit your head hard enough to forget the concept of a smoothie?
Jason, scooting his chair away clutching his water bottle to his chest: yeah I dont know what nuclear reactive, Gotham harbour concoction you so flagrantly bestow the title of “smoothie” on but keep that shit FAR away from me
Tim: *sits down next to Jason, cracks open a can of energy drink and pours it into a glass, pouring milk on top until it reaches the brim*
Jason, with tears in his eyes looking at Dick for help:
Dick: *shrugs, shoving a fistful of dry cheerios into his mouth*
Jason: *turns his horrified gaze to Cass*
Cass: *grins at him toothily with two heaping plates of a full English breakfast sitting in front of her. He has no idea where she got it from. She is using a set of utensils for each plate.*
Jason: *stands up calmly* maybe I should stop looking for the unstable bomb I lost in the manor the other week *walks out of the kitchen, a few moments later a shrill scream is heard*
#Bruce watching it all unfold: yay :) my kids are here :)#Jason: I’m going to hunt you all for sport#Cass: *BONK*#jason waking up in the medbay: GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN#Godzilla really fucked them up#you will not get that unless ur android im sorry#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#red Robin#robin#Tim Drake#batgirl#Cassandra Cain#damian wayne#damian al ghul#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#text post
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I find it so funny how Blackwall, when unguarded, is like, "fuck, balls, tits, whore." But 5 minutes from getting to know the lady Inquisitor, especially if she expresses interest in him, he's like, "My lady, I am but your humble servant, undeserving of your care or attention. Indeed, my sword-arm, nay, my whole being is at your disposal. I shall lay down my life at your word, or mere gesture, a look, even. I am but a stool ready to be stepped on."
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#DAI#Blackwall#Thom Rainier#okay I'm exaggerating but not by much#(bonks him with a paper roll)#it's fine relax#EDIT: I do love this about him
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george russell singlehandedly breaking the entire race timing system bc his car went audacious mode
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New priiiiint~! Full view to find the 3 hidden cockatiels in the first pic!
#cockatiel#tiel#parrot#cute#portrait#knight#armor#living armor#plate armor#mordhau#bonk#sabtastique#sabtastic#pet#silly#shitpost#greatsword#mideival#swordsman#codex wallerstein#birds#illustration#painting#hand drawn
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Bonkkkk
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#cat#cats#cats of tumblr#animals#aww#bonk#cute#lol#funny#wholesome#humor#attention#attention wh0r3#give me attention#pay attention#desperate for attention#i want attention#video#justcatposts
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Thank you again for the greatest April Fools of my life
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✨💖Pop👊Pop👊 Poppy💖✨✨
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls poppy#trolls creek#trolls velvet#queen in the ring#get em girl#when singing and friendship bracelets don’t work#as said before these two were inspired by the prev wip#oh poppy how healing it is to give you pretty dresses#one more try at creek’s design!!!#his pants design was based on what I remember of a beaded pillow#I think it was deep purple?? and also another yellow throw pillow#tbh don’t really remember how it looked as much as how it felt#loved tracing the patterns#was actually really debating whether to draw chef or velvet in 2nd piece#glad to have went w/ velvet#chef felt like it would have taken a looong time to figure out lol#though admittedly it would have been more appropriate for like branch or a brozone to have bonked V haha#sooo yeah#trolls fanart#my art <3#excuse the messiness
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ALL ABOARD FOR THE MASTER EIJI FAN CLUB
inspired by this post. Immaculate, @aye-of-newt
Best father and son-daughter-stupid-lost-boy duo. that’s her Dad of Steel your honor.
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
[ID: Blue Eye Samurai fanart of Eiji and Mizu. Eiji is smiling and wearing a shirt that says "I'm not the step father, I'm the father that stepped up." Mizu smiles and does a thumbs-up. End ID]
#blue eye samurai#illustration#mizu blue eye samurai#master eiji#netflix blue eye samurai#his meteoroid child. bonking the head with tongs is his love language. and soup#I JUST. I HAVE FEELINGS FOR THESE TWO. OKAY#wigglybunfish
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I like to think that since the dwarfs can’t bonk heads with bilbo like they’re used to doing, that bilbo will instead just like, gently tap his head against their shoulder or something.
Like I’d imagine he does this most commonly with thorin, because of how close they are. Thorin is just standing idly and then he suddenly feels bilbo gently bonk his head against his shoulder or chest and thorin will turn and be greeted by a very content hobbit
#the hobbit#bagginshield#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#thorin x bilbo#thilbo#thorin#bilbo#head bonk
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I think about him saying that he sleeps on the conveyor belt a lot
he also covers his head a lot in the movie, maybe pay attention next time lmao
#tf one#transformers#bumblebee#b 127#maccadam#smiel#he genuinely freaks out in the quint ship scene like girl why are you protecting your head so hard#I have screenshots#got bonked one too many times I guess
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Oh my gosh your art is so beautiful!! How do you think S1 Robotnik and Stone would react to seeing their S3/ S4 versions being with each other?

They're judgy
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#stobotnik#eggman is time traveling#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#not much has changed but also everything is different#i wanted them to look insane i hope it worked#stone is here to get his doctor back yay!#also are they dating? no. that's the worst part no they're not#drawing the four of them together is an experience. character development of all time#they weren't even separated for that long. at most it's been a day#past stone is very concerned about his future self outfit#why is it purple. why do you have glasses on your forehead. what is going on#whatever. bonk
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So familiar
#pmd#pokemon mystery dungeon#psmd#pokemon super mystery dungeon#riolu#mew pokemon#pokemon#pkmnart#artists on tumblr#rinko riolu#kyo piplup#the blue buddies#Teeter art#2024#just when i thought i was getting over psmd. feels hit again#takes place moments before they're bonked in the head btw.
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