#BONK !!!! ^—^

[notamamiboye]

Happy April Fools 2024

[mr-malumm]

Rewatched episode 1, have we considered this?

[froopa-coopa]

in the safehouse

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny love beating up fnaf (plush) babies

[justcatposts]

Bonkkkk

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[wigglybunfish]

ALL ABOARD FOR THE MASTER EIJI FAN CLUB

inspired by this post. Immaculate, @aye-of-newt

Best father and son-daughter-stupid-lost-boy duo. that’s her Dad of Steel your honor.

ID by @princess-of-purple-prose

[ID: Blue Eye Samurai fanart of Eiji and Mizu. Eiji is smiling and wearing a shirt that says "I'm not the step father, I'm the father that stepped up." Mizu smiles and does a thumbs-up. End ID]

[voidheartkisses]

they share a braincell

[sprinklesharkie]

get bonked

[teddybeartoji]

18+ mdni; fem!reader

satoru loves it when you intertwine your fingers with his as he eats you out. it's romantic. he's making out with your cunt while his eyes are still glued to your fucked out face; eyebrows scrunched and lip between your teeth, threatening to draw blood – you're gorgeous.

every once in a while he pulls back just to press kisses to your thighs and smiles to himself when he feels you squeeze his hands. you squirm and wriggle, desperate for him to kiss her again but he's taking his sweet, sweet time. he just wants to taste you, to have you. to love you. this is intimacy at its peak for him – lips on lips, he will eat you like he's starving (he is), like you're his last meal. he won't let you go until you can feel his adoration run up and through your whole body.

pre-cum stains his lower abdomen as he humps against the mattress below him but he doesn't care – his own pleasure is secondary at this moment. his cock aches and his balls twitch but it just doesn't fucking matter. he will gladly make a mess of the sheets underneath if that means he gets to devour you like this.

a mixture of his spit and your own slick dribbles down from your messy cunt as he laps at your heat like a starving dog. he can't get enough, he needs more and more and more. he sucks on your clit and he tongues at your hole, grinning into you when you give his hands another squeeze. when you sob out his name with tears brimming in your eyes, he gives you a knowing hum – the vibrations make your body burn and it only takes him another 30 seconds to have you gushing on his tongue.

thrashing and twitching, you throw your head back into the pillow. satoru doesn't let go of your hands, no matter how much you try to pull away; he watches your chest rise and fall, he watches the sweat shine on your neck and he cannot help but smile again. his lover – under him, completely overwhelmed by pleasure and affection, there's literally nothing else he could ever possibly want<333

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

I find it so funny how Blackwall, when unguarded, is like, "fuck, balls, tits, whore." But 5 minutes from getting to know the lady Inquisitor, especially if she expresses interest in him, he's like, "My lady, I am but your humble servant, undeserving of your care or attention. Indeed, my sword-arm, nay, my whole being is at your disposal. I shall lay down my life at your word, or mere gesture, a look, even. I am but a stool ready to be stepped on."

[teeterarting]

So familiar

[notamamiboye]

Thank you again for the greatest April Fools of my life

[starship-demeter]

[tojisun]

simon telling you to hump his leg if you’re really that desperate to have him get you off, only to have his mouth run dry when you actually clamber to your knees and scoot toward his spread legs. you ride his boot and rub yourself against the hard muscle of his shin, before pitching forward to leave open-mouthed kisses over the zipper of his cargos, trailing your lips along his chub. he chokes on his words, left to fist the hand-rests of his seat because he didn’t expect this—“god, baby, you’re so pretty.”

he probably takes pictures of you to show off to his buddies when he leaves for missions, listening to them coo at how docile you are and submissive you become because of your need for simon’s cock :((

[prokopetz]

I understand that The Amazing Digital Circus is ripe for "what if the main character snapped and killed everybody" crackfic, but y'all, if Pomni went off the deep end she would not be your sexy glitchcore murderwife. She'd do it screaming and flailing, and it'd make Tom and Jerry sound effects the whole time she's killing you.

[carlyraejepsans]

sans and frisk save me... sans and frisk.... save me sans and frisk