#reno 911

[iftadwascool]

this is, honest to god, one of the funniest ads ive seen in a long time.

[frownyalfred]

Jason, holding up a pill bottle: yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others

Tim: ohhh --

Jason: you have to say AND, not or

Tim, typing on his phone: AND others, gotcha

Dick: JASON --

[oozekings]

met lieutenant dangle and got this stupid idiot piece of paper signed

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

Blitz (Yelps as he wakes up. Slowly turns his head to look at Moxxie): Aah! Man, I just had the craziest dream.

Moxxie (Eyes go wide): You do know you're driving sir?

Blitz: Huh? (Crashes van)

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(Blitz stays the night at Fizzarolli and Asmodeus's place after his falling out with Stolas, but stayed up all night instead thinking about how to get Stolas back)

Fizzarolli (Looks worried about his friend as he walks into the kitchen all tired): Blitz, I told you to get some sleep last night. Here. (Holds up blender filled with miscellaneous ingredients) Have some Fizzy-Juice. It's got plastic dinosaurs in it!

Asmodeus (Scrunches his faces in disgust): It's like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.

[dudja]

Cops chase a Milkshake

#reno911 #comedy #funny #classic #comedycentral #reno #milkshakeman #milkshake

[ontheidiotbox]

[bellamer]

Gambit: I think that Logan may have divorced in the past

Cyclops: Logan ?

Gambit: And he just don’t tell nobody

Cyclops: You think that someone married Logan at some point ?

Gambit: I do, I do

Cyclops: You think that there was a person out there desperate and crazy enough to buy a ticket for that boat ride ?

Gambit: I think so

Cyclops: There’s a lot of desperate crazy people out there

Gambit: I think so, I mean no matter how bad the carnival ride there’s always some-

Cyclops: There’s always some son of a bitch who wants to line up ? You’re absolutely right. Absolutely right.

[k-wame]

wdym this aint the original video 😂😂

[motochiri]

real

[flipjack]

Longmire/Reno 911 Crossover at the Rhode Island Comic Con

[spookky-aint-spooky]

Th.. those are the same people??

[americanperfekt]

[dudja]

Bro sacrificed his freedom just for that joke: #reno911 #comedy #funny