#reno 911

[iftadwascool]

this is, honest to god, one of the funniest ads ive seen in a long time.

[frownyalfred]

Jason, holding up a pill bottle: yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others

Tim: ohhh --

Jason: you have to say AND, not or

Tim, typing on his phone: AND others, gotcha

Dick: JASON --

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

Blitz (Yelps as he wakes up. Slowly turns his head to look at Moxxie): Aah! Man, I just had the craziest dream.

Moxxie (Eyes go wide): You do know you're driving sir?

Blitz: Huh? (Crashes van)

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(Blitz stays the night at Fizzarolli and Asmodeus's place after his falling out with Stolas, but stayed up all night instead thinking about how to get Stolas back)

Fizzarolli (Looks worried about his friend as he walks into the kitchen all tired): Blitz, I told you to get some sleep last night. Here. (Holds up blender filled with miscellaneous ingredients) Have some Fizzy-Juice. It's got plastic dinosaurs in it!

Asmodeus (Scrunches his faces in disgust): It's like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.

[dudja]

Bro sacrificed his freedom just for that joke: #reno911 #comedy #funny

[ontheidiotbox]

[oozekings]

met lieutenant dangle and got this stupid idiot piece of paper signed

[k-wame]

wdym this aint the original video 😂😂

[motochiri]

real

[spookky-aint-spooky]

Th.. those are the same people??

[americanperfekt]

[ranrandraws]

more reno scene studies of my blorbos (literally the worst people you would ever meet, repulsive)

[dudja]

He said “oof” lol #comedy #funny #reno #pawpatrol #memes

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Brooklyn 99: Yeah they’re cops but they acknowledge.. some.. problems bout cops but oh look they’re friends and look they’re arbitrarily arresting and beating people up isn’t that so funny

Reno 911: Watch this fucking pig lose his left ball to a dog lol