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ecstarry · 2 months
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regulus being an absolute menace when drunk, he has never heard of personal space, not with james. there is nothing that will stand between him and his man. like clingy does not cut it, he is fully attempting to climb james every chance he gets but james loves this so much, he's happy to be a tree for reg to climb, his lap's only purpose is to be a seat for reg and he does not need his hands for anything other than touching his boyfriend all the fucking time
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aithusarosekiller · 6 months
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Evan: James Potter? He's so arrogant and boring, what do you even see in him?
Regulus: Oh fuck off, he's-
James: *shoves past a group of kids, blows up snape's cauldron, runs away*
Evan: ....I take it back, that guy's Slytherin levels of awful, I approve of your taste
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fae-whispers · 2 months
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Regulus, laying in bed: Get out of my room.  Sirius, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
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where-is-vivian · 1 year
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James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
Everyone in the classroom staring at him:
Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.
James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:
Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:
Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.
James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?
Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?
James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—
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de4thbycre4tion · 10 hours
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Marauders college au where Sirius is a graphic design major and everytime James does/says something stupid he threatens to draw him pregnant
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florsial · 5 months
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I’m sorry but bartylus will forever remain in my heart as the young teenage couple who married the moment they got out of college, maybe even earlier.
They met in elementary and were unofficially dating from 7th grade to freshman year of high school until Barty loudly shouted out “THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND FUCKFACE!” When some dude insulted Regulus’ overly pretentious attitude. They were never seen separated and are often found in the halls holding hands and getting food together, they share a locker so people often see Barty getting snacks from Regulus’ locker, and spend their free period in each other’s classes so much so that the teachers just accept the extra student.
Sirius runs away and Barty is with him nonstop that he tries to switch his classes to be with him, but only stops cuz it’s too late in the semester. They get engaged during graduation and run away in the middle of the night to elope and officially cut off their family (except Mrs Crouch) when they enter college.
They are the messy and sleazy married couple with the deepest and loyal love for each other, it’s just a little hard to tell with the bickering. They have 2 cats and German shepherd who they treat better than anyone else and Barty makes vulgar comments when older people comment on how young they married.
They spent their honeymoon going around restaurants and fake proposing to get free deserts before heading back to their tiny apartment and basically disappear for like 3 months which makes their friends worried asf until they spot Regulus and Barty getting ice cream in a park one midsummer and Dorcas is like “I NEARLY CALLED THE COPS??”
Kay that’s all gnnnm
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kairospy · 1 year
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Just saying,
James is the spoiled one in the relationship. He’s used to getting all he wants because Effie and Monty would indulge his every whim. He’s dramatic as shit, loud, confident, but so theatrical about it.
Regulus is the more quiet one (though not shy or insecure AT ALL. This man was meant to inherit an empire and associate (if not better) the most powerful wizards, be honest with yourself, he was be confident and stoic), and if he wanted something, he had to take it for himself seeing as his parents mostly focused on Sirius for 15 years. He’s independent.
To summarise: Regulus wears the pants in the relationship and James is just happy to be there and be pampered and be bought nice things. Regulus calls him ‘love’ and he’s gone. He wears Reg’s jumpers when he’s home alone. He’s pathetically whipped and would let Reg do anything to him. James cooks so well and makes Reg a different dish each week bc this man is used to house elf menus and that wont cut it. Regulus stands behind him, chin on his shoulder arms around his waist asking about ingredients, and James just about fucking dies—
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The Heart of the Lion
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Original: Ophelia, by Sir John Everett Millais, 1851-1852
Regulus Black’s corpse lays peacefully in the dark waters of the cave after accomplishing his last mission, unbothered by the hands reaching up to him from the depths.
Whether he intended to leave the cave or not is up to interpretation, but his sacrifice will stay unacknowledged for years to come, when there will be no one left to mourn him as a hero-or as a boy who, at last, tried to do the right thing.
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my marauders height headcanons bc why not
james - 6'1
sirius - 5'10 (short (but not really) king)
remus - 6'2 (man is tall ok)
peter - 5'6
lily - 5'5 (she's the shortest but will still manage to intimidate everyone else when she wants to bc she's just a queen like that)
mary - 5'8
marlene - 5'7 (marlene and sirius share that you think they'd be tall but are actually not and got teased relentlessly for it)
dorcas - 6'0 (she's tall idgaf what you think)
pandora - 5'10 (she was taller than reg for ages and it really pissed him off but eventually he got a little taller)
evan - 6'0
barty - 6'4 (I live for tall ass mf barty)
regulus - 5'11 (he grew taller than sirius and sirius is livid)
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allaboutlov3 · 4 days
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Regulus: How do you guys keep doing it? Evan: I'm going to need a little more information if I'm expected to answer this question. Barty: I don't! The acceptance of the general public? Easy, we’re awesome. The ignorance of the few others? You kinda get used to it and also, we’re awesome. And our unbelievably good and exciting sex life which will certainly be written about and celebrated even after our death? Huh? You've guessed it. I'm just really good in bed. Oh and we’re awesome.
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ecstarry · 2 months
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reg always taking pics with his analog camera of james and harry and he picks up on the fact that harry loves it so much so one summer he gifts him a disposable one to use all break with his friends and then they go develop them together and harry is just so fucking happy so throughout the year he keeps giving harry disposable cameras until christmas where he gifts him his first analog point and shoot and then next year for his bday he gives harry a fucking vintage hasselblad
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aithusarosekiller · 7 months
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James, sitting down at breakfast: hey guys
Remus: ...okay, you do know-
James, adjusting his Slytherin green tie: I know. It wasn't an accident, I pissed Reggie off and he turned my tie green so I wouldn't do it again.
Remus: and you couldn't just change it back when you left his dorm?
*the entire hall staring at James*
James: I dunno, I think I'm maybe enjoying this a little too much
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morsmortish · 1 month
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Chinese reg is weird
careful! your inner prejudices about poc characters is showing!
anyway. chinese reg freaking out the first time he sees a broom, as it is common superstition in chinese culture that brooms are inhabited by spirits and so should not be used for playing games with, only cleaning. five year old regulus speaking firmly to his broomstick before hopping on it in the garden, gravely informing the spirit inside that if it doesn’t behave he will throw it in the fire. oh, and he blames the spirit every time he loses a quidditch match.
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"And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am"
-The Goo Goo Dolls
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cosmicdenro · 1 year
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fave toppats.... (not dave)
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enbysiriusblack · 7 months
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i do like regulus and enjoy various ships and friendships with him in. but pls. he is not a marauder. pls don't replace peter with him. i mean i think i liked it more when people just left him out rather than replacing him with regulus. like sure, you can make him friends with them if you really want, but don't just blur peter out and slot regulus in there. peter deserves better <3 like sure peter did dumb shit he shouldn't have but so did regulus alright? and peter is actually a marauder, not regulus. sirius, james, and remus are actually making grabby hands to peter because they want him back and regulus has left them to go read about true crime. like,, honestly cannot imagine regulus even playing a prank. he'd hate that kinda stuff. whilst peter lives for it,, cause he's literally a marauder. y'know at this point i'm just gonna shove peter and regulus together and make them snog and make up.
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