#reality tv quotes

[oliviadoe]

[sis-does-simp]

*breaking into Jason’s apartment*

Dick: Listen I know you said you didn’t take it but I just wanted to double check, are you sure you don’t have my-

*Sees Jason laying his head on y/n’s lap, wearing a purple fuzzy robe, hello kitty makeup band, and golden face mask, all while they’re watching 90 day fiancé and y/n is feeding cookies into his mouth*

Jason(with a mouthful of cookies): If anyone hears about this you’re dead.

*20 minutes later*

Dick: oh he is totally only in this for the money!

Y/n & Jason at the same time: it’s so obvious

[catchymemes]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Videodrome (David Cronenberg, 1983)

[l3viat8an]

*Fighting over something stupid*

Asmo: I hope you go bald!

Satan: I hope they cancel Devildoms next top model!!

Asmo: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

[academic-vampire]

-quote from the tv show “Baby Reindeer”

[dumblr]

[zirawrites]

Nate, after greeting the victims of Vault 111 in the afterlife: Where's Nora and Shaun?

Vault 111 victims, munching on some popcorn: You're never going to believe this.

[hazy-dayz-longer-nights]

Change of season. 🌾🍂🍁🌻 Positive perspective. ✨ A closed chapter. A new page open.

Instagram: JennaSchluk ✨

[ask-the-philki-show]

Nikki: guess what!

Phillip: what?

Nikki: guess what day it is!

Phillip: what day is it?

Nikki: I’ll give you a hint, I get cake today.

Phillip: it’s your wedding?

Nikki: no… w- why the hell is that your first guess?

Phillip:… I don’t know…. I’m honestly just as confused as you are...

Nikki: well guess again.

Phillip: is it your birthday?

Nikki: yep.

[talkteav]

I just hit 100 likes! For those of you who stopped by to talk about tv shows to the many of you on here who have visited and supported my website, and to all you content creators who inspire me everyday -

You all know that every inch forward is hard earned! 💯🎉 Reposting this awesome image they gave me to celebrate!

Thank You so much to everyone for the love and support.🖖🏽

[nando161mando]

[mentally-at-home]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Videodrome (David Cronenberg, 1983)

[3416]

the loss was worth it

[stardust948]

[Frenemies AU]

Reality T.V. arc part 2

*Kya and Ursa pulling Ozai off Hakoda*

Ursa: Alright! Alright! That phone conversation never happened!!!

Ozai: I saw it!

Kya: I need some more pink lemonade.

Hakoda: That conversation between me and Ursa was fake!

Ozai: You offered to tickle her tummy!

Hakoda: I was talking to a puppy!

Ursa: I was ordering a pizza!

Ozai to Ursa: How does he know you like having your tummy tickled?!

Hakoda: Everyone likes having their tummy tickled!

Kya: It's true. Sometimes I do it to myself.

Ursa: The producers took two different phone calls and cut them together.

Ozai: I want to hear that from them!

___

T.V. producers: Yeah we took two different phone calls and cut them together. Cool right?

Hakoda: Cool?! He almost killed me!

Ozai: I wouldn't have actually killed you.

Hakoda: Aren't you sweet.

Kya: Isn't this supposed to be a reality show.

T.V. producers: Yeah.

Ursa: But that phone call wasn't real.

T.V. producers: Of course not. Nothing's real on reality T.V. Our job is to entertain. That's what you go to school here for right?

Hakoda: Yeah...

T.V. producers: Then think of it like a play or movie but without a script. Like improv.

Hakoda: Well you could have told us before the attempted murder!

Ozai: Ugh don't be so dramatic.

T.V. producers: No, be more dramatic. And the next time you two fight can you call us so we can get it on video? Or maybe you can reenact it now?

*Hakoda and Ozai look at each other*

Hakoda: Action.

Ozai: *smirks*

(Starts fighting dramatically as the camera films)

___

*Later*

Ursa: There's no reason the guys should have all the screen time.

Kya: So, what are you suggesting?

Ursa, sees the T.V. producers coming: Follow my lead.

Ursa: Unbelievable!

Kya: No you're unbelievable! You always have to make a big deal out of nothing!

T.V. producers: Keep going!

Ursa: You trashed my beach house!

Kya: You said I could use it!

Ursa: I didn't say people can puke on my carpet and make soup in my toilet!

Kya: It was a beach party! What did you think was going to happen?!

Ursa: Who put my dog in a wedding dress?!

Kya: It was hilarious!

Ursa: You know what?! This friendship is over!

Kya: Eat a rag!

Ursa: You eat two rags!

Ursa, to the crew: How was that?

T.V. producers: Great work!

Kya: We'll get you more stuff later.

___

Hakoda: Wow, they were great.

Ozai: We can do better.

Hakoda: Whatcha got?

Ozai: Ok, what if what if the janitor got us in trouble and we got so angry we took it out on his car?

Hakoda: We can't trash the janitor's car. He got us those candy apples for Omashu day.

Ozai: We don't trash his real one! My brother works at the junk yard on weekends. We get him to drop off a junk car and wreck that one.

Hakoda: And say it's the janitor's car.

Ozai: *gasp* Wow I wish I thought of that. Oh right I did.

Hakoda: *rolls eyes*

Ozai: Wait, that janitor didn't get me a candy apple for Omashu day.

Hakoda: He didn't?

Ozai: *shake head*

Hakoda: HA.

___

Ozai: There's the car. Is the camera crew coming?

Hakoda: Yep.

Hakoda, grabbing a golf club: Time to fake some reality T.V.

Ozai: Action.

Ozai, to the camera: This is what happens when the janitor gets us in trouble!

*Both destroy the car*

Jeong Jeong: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CAR!!!

Hakoda: Your car?!

Piandao: What is going on here?! What did you do to Jeong Jeong's car?!

Hakoda: You said your brother dropped off a junk car for us to destroy on camera!

Ozai: Yeah. He must have meant that one. *points to another car in the parking lot*

Hakoda: Aw man! We abused the wrong car!

Piandao, to the producers: Alright T.V. people out!

T.V. producers: But we gotta show to make.

Piandao: Then go make it at another school. You're done here.

T.V. producers: You can't kick us out?

Piandao: What?! *Grabs Hakoda's club* What?!

T.V. producers: There are other schools. Let's go to one.

Piandao: I'll call a tow truck for you Jeong Jeong.

Jeong Jeong: How am I going to get home?

Piandao, looking at the boys: Don't worry. I'll get you a ride home.

(Hakoda and Ozai glances at each other nervously)

___

*Hakoda and Ozai pushing Jeong Jeong in a wheel-barrel*

Jeong Jeong: This is so slow.

Hakoda: C'mon it isn't that bad.

Jeong Jeong: My car has radio.

Ozai: So what do you want us to do about it?!

Jeong Jeong: Sing me a song.

Both: *sigh* 🎵Secret tunnel. Secret tunnel- 🎵

Jeong Jeong: IN FIRE TONGUE!

(Boys look at each other)

Both: 🎵 Himitsu no ton'neru yama o tōru himitsu no ton'neru 🎵

Part 1