#ranting tag

[beaniebea]

Can we talk about how Right Back at Ya! made the Galaxia sword even cooler than it already was? Like, in the games it's kind of just a weapon, and that's it. But in the anime it's this ancient magical relic that shoots arcs of electricity at will and appears from the hilt with this epic flash of light, and it's like Thor's hammer where only those who are worthy can pick it up and use it, not to mention the LORE behind it-

I mean, this kid's show about a happy pink ball really said, "Oh and by the way, Meta Knight acquired the Galaxia sword after one of his closest comrades and fellow star warriors willingly sacrificed her life during a quest to retrieve it so that he could escape, thus adding a tragic layer of history to not only it but Meta Knight as a character and making it one of his only remaining ties to the star warriors after all of them but him were wiped out, as well as creating a burden for him to protect the sword and use it well since he's one who's been chosen to wield it. :)"

...like WHAT

[jumjum-crafts]

ooohhhbbhh ... juuuumyyymyy ....

you want to share information about tonyy .... you want to share tony related information so baaaaaddd ....

ooobbhhhhhhhhbbhhh ....

^ [live photo of us ; of me whispering into your ear]

Ooooo m about to give you his info alright

↓ (damn sorry it gonna be long)

Tone has an old man soul, he changed a lot since ep 1 and ep 6 (yes in my head there is a timeline) in basically a "I used to drink tea now it's all coffe" kinda way.

Here's some of my hcs of him

- He really really doesn't like change, like, at all. Tony has a VERY precise routine to follow EVERY DAY. He knows at which hour Larry walks trough the halls, what's the range of time everyone in the house wakes up, he knows the minute and second in which Colin starts whistling which room which tune. His inner timer is always ticking

- following the previous hc the only reason why he didn't went "ugh you're not gonna be allowed in the same room as me" with Sketchbook when they first meet was because they were so damn unpredictable. Every teacher has some unconscious routine in their brain but she just. Doesn't. It was only when the clock began to notice he couldn't predict hell about him that he began to follow them around (until it became a routine to keep an eye on her)

- good leader (sometimes)

- has some sort of necessity to know what's happening to everyone all the time. He couldn't care less abt their lives but like. Where they at.

- deep down he still has that "gentleman" charm he was made with. it's just he's naturally serious and tired-looking with the people he doesn't like (aka everyone). If you manage to not irritate him, he can turn into a cutie potatoe (maybe??)

- Tony on his PEAK sounds like this (better tomorrows from pinocchio if u don't wanna click the link)

- out of everyone he stands Shrignold the least

- out of everyone he takes the most to tell people his name (gotta ask if you want me to elaborate)

- silly father daughter dynamic w spinach can

- "back in my days..", "Listen up young man/lady"

- he has the most common sense in the house also. Constantly has to plea for people to not kill themselves in a stupid way. the others take it in a "damn he is so grumpy and scold us for nothing" kinda way

- everytime someone new appears he is immediately weary. Especially the newer teachers, you can kinda see that in the cube comic

- he is perceptive to a point it's scary

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[neurotypicalkirby]

So mad that criminal is in my house again.

[riceballkittykie]

THIS MONTHS CHOICES ARE NEXT MONTHS BODY

[asexualaromanticautistic]

What if we were the opposites of each other but when you boil us down to the core we are inherently the same (and we were both autistic)

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower

[bonivers]

let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick don’t think too much just bust that kick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick

[beaniebea]

I am OBSESSED with these expressions, the way he shifts so quickly from being upset about kaufmo back to being angry, this animation is just so DELICIOUS, also it's like the first time we've seen Jax show genuine, real emotion to something and I'm eating it the frick UP

[iishifishii]

okay but can we talk abt the minecraft movie’s complete erasure of the personality of steve???? like that is not even steve minecraft that is just fucking jack black with a blue shirt on.

have yall have seen the cinematic trailers for mc updates? steve literally has a completely different personality. steve is just a silly lil guy. hes just a curious dude who loves building and exploring! hes not jack black, or a wackjob who went crazy from being isolated for too long. he loves and parktakes happily in the world hes in.

i know we only saw one real scene, but i can already tell that jack black is not going to be playing steve minecraft, he is just going to be playing jack black. its so intensely disappointing when they had the opportunity to employ a new actor to bring to light like. imo steve minecraft should have been cast as just an average looking guy. just some random dude. BC THATS LITERALLY WHAT HE IS.

anyways tdlr the real steve minecraft just simply just a lil guy and he is NOT JACK BLACK

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: SEASON 2 OPENING THEME (2024)

[greenhairedfreakglobal]

if nicocado avocado can do it, so can i

[furrybydaygaybynight]

Shit I scribbled like a maniac at 4 am.

I blacked out before an empty document and woke up with this on my screen

textless version under cut

also second attempt at posting this becouse tumblr is not cooperating

I swear my carnal desire is not the only reason i picked this game up.

[alieanagirl]

Did you guys hear about the girl that died from overeating??!!! I heard there was some Chinese muckbanger who died on live stream after doing a 10 hour muckbang.. they said her stomach ripped open.. I'm NEVER eating after thisss!

Ultimate horror story this year

Stay safe lovesss and DON'T BINGE !!

[erebus0dora]

something something a chat i am in discussing the loneliness of Armand who needs someone to define him and see him, so

"...it was ghastly and awful and loathsome, and beautiful all at the same time."

and yeah i kinda just want to give ppl hugs with anything i do and talk to them in hushed tones, so there you go