#quotes plays

[leo-artista]

Incorrect quotes ft. Stan twins

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Want to play a game?

Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?

Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.

Jason:

Jason: Awesome.

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[hallenanyall]

"she asks that i tell you to remember her. you won't."

// happy halloween :)

[mournfulroses]

James Joyce, from Exiles: A Play In Three Acts, featured in The Selected Plays

[backofthebookshelf]

I know I'm a week late but I do think people are misunderstanding the point of the Anthony Bourdain quote about Kissinger

The point was never "Anthony Bourdain has good politics and is an unproblematic fave," the point is that even someone with mainstream liberalish politics who goes to Cambodia for a food tour - a, let's be honest, very bougie type of trip to be part of your job - and has a basic understanding of history and a bare minimum of human decency can come away from that bougie food tour wanting to murder Henry Kissinger with their bare hands. The point is that Henry Kissinger fucked up this country so bad the only reason he wasn't lynched decades ago is because it's on the opposite side of the world and the people who were in proximity to him never really saw what it was. The point is that if we could see firsthand what our First World politics do to the Third World we would understand that monsters walk among us and it's a cultural failing that we let them die at home at 100 years old surrounded by their friends and family.

[az-roser]

Slang Education Day

Niffty’s definitely gonna get scolded for outing him to Rosie.

{Part 1} {Part 2}

IB: this post !

[heavensickness]

[classichorrorblog]

Child's Play (1988)

[a-timely-problem]

Rio: "I am death, I am the natural order, I am terrifying and inescapable!"

Agatha: "...you brought home a kitten BC it looked cold, babe"

Rio: "That's Mr. Horrible and he shall be my terrifying familiar!"

Agatha: "...he's purring and licking your face"

[carouselunique]

Despite everything (you've done) it's still you... (who has the power to change for the better).

[jpeg-dot-jpeg]

HELPFUL TIPS FOR THE HENCHPEOPLE OF GOTHAM

The buddy system exists for a reason

If you see two vigilantes having sex on a rooftop, do NOT take the opportunity to sneak up on them

Riddler is a little bit gay for Batman

Joker is a little bit gay for Batman

Catwoman is a little bit gay for Batman

Two-Face and Batman are divorced

Azrael is a little bit gay for Batman

Working for Penguin has the best benefits and he is the least likely to kill his own employees

Do NOT call him Penguin to his face

If they wear a cape, they have a praise kink. This can be exploited.

Be careful taking work from anyone with a doctorate. That maniac willingly went through graduate school

Don't forget to look up

[theaceofarrows]

Red Hood: I'm a team player

Nightwing: Team player, my ass! You pushed Red Robin off the ROOF!

Red Hood: [shrugs] He isn't part of the team anymore

Robin: [nods] I like this team much better now

Spoiler: [over the comms] Why is RR dangling from a fire escape?

Nightwing: Because-

Red Hood: Because he's not a team player!

[ducktu]

Duke: WOW, how can you even say that about my people-

Jason: Hold on, being black doesn't have anything to do with it-

Duke: BLACK? MY PEOPLE ARE BAT VIGILANTES, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?, CAN YOU ONLY SEE RACE?

Jason: *screams*

[a-j-s-the-only]

“…make death proud to take us.”

-Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra

[mournfulroses]

Albert Camus, from Caligula & Other Plays; "State of Siege: A Play in Three Parts,"