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I need Dick to be completely delusional about Tim and consider him to be his nicest, most helpful, and most well-behaved sibling.

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Tim: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.

Dick: I know this and I love you 🥰

Jason: ...Dick, are you fucking HIGH???

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Dick: You should consider trying to be more like Tim! He's always such a well-behaved angel ❤️

Tim: Thank you, Dick 😇

Damian:

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Dick: Tim is very kind and always so polite! He would never be mean to someone on purpose! ❤️

Bruce, who is bullied by Tim an average of 4.5 times a day:

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Dick: Tim is an absolute sweetheart!

Cass: ... I do not think that word means what you think it does.

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Duke, staring at a warehouse that he and Tim just 'accidentally' blew up: ... So how mad do you think Dick is going to be at us?

Tim: Don't worry, I got this.

Dick, landing next to them: Holy explosion, Red Robin! What happened here?!?

Tim: I don't know 😔. It was like this when we got here 🥺.

Duke, whispering: There is no way he's going to believe tha-

Dick: Oh no! Well, I'm just glad you two are safe!

Duke: ... Tim, I need you to teach me your ways.

Dick: hm? Did you say something, Duke?

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Dick: I don't get it! Why does everyone think Tim is some kind of crazed feral gremlin?!?

Alfred: I believe that is because they have in fact met Master Tim.

Dick: What was that? 🙃

Alfred: ... 😮‍💨 Truly it is a mystery for the ages.

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kid: hey daddy can you read me a bed time story?

dad picking up "doggy goes to school": how about this one?

kid: sorry cant really read that one yet cause first we need to read "doggy rides a bike" and then "doggy vs cat: last hope"

dad: im sorry i dont think ive heard of that one

kid: yea it was during the dark era of doggy books but since then cat has become more of anti hero and helps doggy sometimes

dad: oh didnt even know that

kid: thats pretty fucking embarrasing father. i recommend you read "Kitty: origins" and "Doggy: year 1" to catch yourself up with the canon and then we can really get started on the bedtime stories tomorrow night

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I mean, I've always known that Bart doesn't really have regard for his own personal safety, but him talking about how it scares him just hits so deep.

Young Justice (1998) #55

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Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

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new ask game: fuck/marry/kill but it's for your WIPs

fuck - the story you just want to read instead of having to write it yourself

marry - the story you're obsessed with writing and never want to stop working on or thinking about

kill - the story you're most frustrated with and would rather just put in the trash (or maybe just on a high shelf somewhere so you can forget about it for a really long time)

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enough fanon of jason todd who can cook. jason todd who is absolute ass at making food. jason todd who couldnt find his way around a kitchen with a 3D map and gps. jason who grew up on dumpster diving and soup kitchens, who will eat Anything. 'ohh no its past the expiration date.' smells fine. eats it. can of cold, unseasoned beans for dinner. raw ramen when he's really tired. jason who says 'whats wrong?? why arent you eating what i made??' . Roy fighting for his life in a bowl of dogshit chili that is mostly tomatoes bc jason thought 'vegetables are healthy.' save him.

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lots of various tim robin drawings from the past few days!!!!

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hey, dont worry. 3tbs flour, 4tbs sugar, 2tbs cocoa powder, 1/4 tsp baking powder, 1/8 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp instant coffee, 3 tbs oil, 3 tbs milk, 1 tsp vanilla, and some chocolate chips. mix in a mug and microwave for 1:30 min for best mocha mug cake okay?

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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Superman: It's okay, you can trust me, I'm your dad's friend!

Robin: That's a lie! My dad doesn't have friends!

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Here's something useful.

"On May 15th Google released a new "Web" filter that removes "AI Overview" and other clutter, leaving only traditional web results. Here is how you can set "Google Web" as your default search engine."

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i have a Ko-fi now in case anyone wants to give me money just because i'm the cutest most specialest person on the planet

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trick 🕸️ or treat 🍫!!! happy ween 🎃

Yay!! Celebrating Ween 3 days late because i was busy with my jay oh bee 🫢

🍫 - Recommend a fluffy fic!

heaven-sent by merils (Teen, Complete, 4.5 words)

This is just one of my top recs period. Adorable TimKon fluffiness, featuring loopy babbling, post-surgery mood swings, and Tim being so absolutely gone on Kon. 100000/10

🕸 - Share a snippet from an abandoned work that will probably never get posted.

There's this little one-shot I wrote in a rage right after the supreme court overturned Roe V. Wade about and accidental pregnancy that is terminated with the support of everyone involved, but I just didn't love the way it turned out? I've never really wanted to post it, but I can't stand to delete a completed work, so now it just sits in my drive collecting dust.

Tim looked at the ceiling like he wished a plane would fall out of the sky and kill them all instantly. Dick shared the sentiment.   “So, fun fact,” he said in a way that made Dick think this fact was not going to be very fun. “I’ve run some tests and it turns out that kryptonian sperm isn’t repelled by copper the way that human sperm is. Which, obviously, would render my IUD ineffective.” Dick had the funniest picture in his head of Tim handing Kon a little plastic cup and ordering him to go jerk off into it so he could stick a sample under a microscope. Then Dick remembered that Kon was at the top of his shit list.

Thank you for the ask, beloved <3