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Open Commissions

open commissions, need money to survive and pay for my cats' food, immunize and operations

any contribution or reblog is appreciated

i will draw fanart, Oc, icons, etc send direct message for more details

the bug sheets are around $50/$60 with prices added for backgrounds

the most complex drawings are 60$ +80% of the extra character.

price added for complexity (send message for more details)

there are also these two other styles:

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SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

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Teen, 3k, Complete

Summary:

Tim wordlessly held out the blur of black and white that had been haunting him for the better part of a day. Bruce took it and stared at the print out for a long moment. “Tim,” he began, “Who was this image taken from?” Tim chewed on his lip. “Conner.” “Tim.” There was a hint of strain in Bruce’s voice. “Please tell me you did not get Superboy pregnant.” “It’s equally possible that Bart was the one who did it.”

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what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of stamina and core strength

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For the fanfic author ask pretty please & thank you :)

Karyogamy

4, 9, 11

Karyogamy (Teen, 21.8k, Complete)

<3 <3 <3

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

Up until I was physically typing it, the point where Tim takes his alt-self's clone baby almost went another way. In the fic, it is very vaguely and briefly alluded to that alt-Tim's arrest results in some casualties. Because this is supposed to be a fluffy family funtime story, I decided that alt-Tim died during the raid on his lab, otherwise the threat of him coming back for his clone baby would have always thrown a shadow on the happy universe.

However, the story very nearly took a turn where good-Tim and alt-Tim spoke to each other, and alt-Tim had a complete breakdown where he asked good-Tim to take the clone baby and be a better father to it. That was actually going to be a major point in the story until I scrapped it. I was already stressed about finishing up that work and didn't want to add more to the pile that I would never explore later.

11: What do you like best about this fic?

Even now, sometimes I'll go back and reread this one for my own enjoyment. Part of that is how it always feels fresh to me; every chapter has a different rhythm. 1 is all narrative, 2 is all internal drama, 3 is dialogue and group dynamics, 4 has the logs, and 5 is very visual. If that makes sense. Other people might read it very differently, but to me I love the variation in it. Fun to write and read!

Number 4 answered here!

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beloved jpeg i have a fic + questions for u <3 xoxo

2, 4, 7, 15 for karyogamy pls

Karyogamy (Teen, 21.8k, Complete)

2: What scene did you first put down?

I started writing at the very beginning bc that's how I do pretty much all my fics, but the first scene to develop in my mind was Tim going 'This Is Our Baby' and Kon promptly bluescreening. That image was just so funny to me and I had to write it.

4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

"I swear to god, next time I see you I’m gonna goon your ass!"

The words I'm gonna goon your ass bounced around in my head like a ping pong ball for weeks. I don't even know what it means. I had to have Jason say it, obviously.

7: Where did the title come from?

I love titles that relate to the subject matter, but in a sneaky, easter egg kind of way. 'Karyogamy' refers to one of the stages of reproduction where two separate cells fuse to produce an offspring with complete, combined DNA. The clone baby in this story is technically created this way, but in a process very far removed from typical sexual reproduction.

All the chapter titles in this fic (and subsequent works) also refer to aspects of this cell-fusion process!

15: What did you learn from writing this fic?

This fic was my first foray into writing a scene that includes a large number of characters (10+ in this case) and i learned that it sucks! Love and light, but i make an effort to avoid it now tbh. Stronger writers than I can do that shit.

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For the ask game about the writing 1 and 2, for "Ignore the previous message (or don't)", because that fic still got the most physical reaction out of me through all my years reading, bc I had to stand up and walk away from my phone from second hand embarrassment.

(I love your fics and I love that fic too, but I just wanna know how even you came up with the idea? Was it the message? Was that the first thing you wrote down? Did you cackle evilly when you did so?)

lololololol i love that something i made had That much of an impact <3

Ignore the Previous Message (or don't) (Explicit, 5.1k, Complete)

This was actually partially inspired by The Night is Large (and full of wonders) by @kieran-granola! I had a Need for more size queen tim drake and the tag was severely lacking on ao3 (still is tbh). I loved the idea of 'accidental tmi leads to hot sex' so i stole recycled it <3

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

I like mixing things up every once and a while to keep it fresh. Instead of the usual narrative+dialogue I'll play around by providing context/action through in-universe articles, emails, journals, etc. And text messages! There is So much comedic potential in batfam groupchats, so it was a fun way to open and break the tension of Tim's embarrassment before getting to the sexy stuff <];)

2: What scene did you first put down?

I'm almost always a beginning-to-end writer. I needed a setup where Tim would be distracted enough to make the mistake that he did, but without a prior engagement that would delay the sexy times. Hence the opening where Tim is juggling groupchats and rearranging his pantry on a day off.

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here are a few things that could help if you’re looking to get into comics because it’s very confusing at first (and every moment after)

the dcu guide lists characters’ appearances in chronological order

comicvine lists every appearance of a character

comicstorian is a youtube channel that summarizes comic arcs/character origins in short, easy to understand videos

lornahs has a lot of good character reading lists, dc & marvel

comic book reading orders has reading orders for almost all events & characters, dc & marvel

r/DCcomics’ wiki has a large recommended reading page & a newbies section for people looking to start reading for the first time

comic book herald has a list of reading guides as well as a where to start with current dc & a beginner’s guide to comics

the dc database has a recommended reading section

comics back issues has a list of reading orders as well as their guide to comics for new readers

and if you’re looking to get into lanterns, be sure to give my own, comparatively puny rec page a look!

good luck!

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ttk babey

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Bruce is a good parent

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i do get a giggle over timkon vs damijon. kons like i memorized your heartbeat <3 i can find you anywhere in the world. and tim is like, wow. you really care about me thats so tactically efficient and shows how much time and effort you have put into our relationship. do you want to kiss. whereas when jon says that to damian damian is like Should you ever die i will kill myself before your open grave so that we may be buried together and our bones will mix with each others to thoroughly that it will be impossible to tell where one of us ends and the other begins. do you want to make a blood pact with me.

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not enough in comics or in fan spaces about how damian is going to be crack cocaine to all of the little protogoths in middle and high school. theyre going to be hanging off of him. they're going to be obsessed. think about it. hes catnip. hes not even goth but he kind of seems like a vampire. hes their boytoy wednesday addams. manic pixie dream boy. and nobody is talking about how it's kind of dick's worst nightmare.

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anyway i bring that up because i think jason's singular hobby is that he's a line cook. which you would argue isn't a hobby at all and i would agree with you but Jason doesn't know how to have fun outside of the context of work and restaurants take all kinds of nutjobs. he interviews and shit and gets the job because he doesn't care about things like "being paid" a "livable wage" and seemed like he was on the least amount of drugs at the time of the interview. upon showing up the first day he's getting settled on the line and the servers come in to be like hey whats up man welcome and like the 5th server is none other than dick grayson. they look at each other in silent horror for 5 seconds before dick visibly comes to some sort of decision and is like. Hi Man I'm Rich Nice To Meet You. and jason is like. im jason. and then they have to pretend not to know each other from there on out until dick gets fired for exhibiting freak behaviors

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anyway i bring that up because i think jason's singular hobby is that he's a line cook. which you would argue isn't a hobby at all and i would agree with you but Jason doesn't know how to have fun outside of the context of work and restaurants take all kinds of nutjobs. he interviews and shit and gets the job because he doesn't care about things like "being paid" a "livable wage" and seemed like he was on the least amount of drugs at the time of the interview. upon showing up the first day he's getting settled on the line and the servers come in to be like hey whats up man welcome and like the 5th server is none other than dick grayson. they look at each other in silent horror for 5 seconds before dick visibly comes to some sort of decision and is like. Hi Man I'm Rich Nice To Meet You. and jason is like. im jason. and then they have to pretend not to know each other from there on out until dick gets fired for exhibiting freak behaviors

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the naked he-bandits?

pocatello.......idaho?

i dont know why they're in pocatello

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anyway i bring that up because i think jason's singular hobby is that he's a line cook. which you would argue isn't a hobby at all and i would agree with you but Jason doesn't know how to have fun outside of the context of work and restaurants take all kinds of nutjobs. he interviews and shit and gets the job because he doesn't care about things like "being paid" a "livable wage" and seemed like he was on the least amount of drugs at the time of the interview. upon showing up the first day he's getting settled on the line and the servers come in to be like hey whats up man welcome and like the 5th server is none other than dick grayson. they look at each other in silent horror for 5 seconds before dick visibly comes to some sort of decision and is like. Hi Man I'm Rich Nice To Meet You. and jason is like. im jason. and then they have to pretend not to know each other from there on out until dick gets fired for exhibiting freak behaviors

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anyway i bring that up because i think jason's singular hobby is that he's a line cook. which you would argue isn't a hobby at all and i would agree with you but Jason doesn't know how to have fun outside of the context of work and restaurants take all kinds of nutjobs. he interviews and shit and gets the job because he doesn't care about things like "being paid" a "livable wage" and seemed like he was on the least amount of drugs at the time of the interview. upon showing up the first day he's getting settled on the line and the servers come in to be like hey whats up man welcome and like the 5th server is none other than dick grayson. they look at each other in silent horror for 5 seconds before dick visibly comes to some sort of decision and is like. Hi Man I'm Rich Nice To Meet You. and jason is like. im jason. and then they have to pretend not to know each other from there on out until dick gets fired for exhibiting freak behaviors