#jpegs rambles

[jpeg-dot-jpeg]

thinking about an au where Talia is literally evil stepmommy to dick grayson. Talia gets preggo and is like. hmmm. maybe its not a great idea to stay around a bunch of assassins while so vulnerable. and shows up at the manor like hi baby daddy :) i think your life philosphy is stupid but i can play nice :) and Bruce lets her stay obviously and prepares to have a whole ass BABY. and Talia is like. i can be a kept wife. (she can not)

meanwhile 14-15 year old Dick Grayson is RIGHT THERE and does NOT LIKE THIS. and he makes sure she KNOWS IT. this grown ass woman/ninja/cult survivor and this teenager/panties-and-pixie-boots vigilante/only child have beef like you would not BELIEVE. their relationship is so antagonistic its insane. they Can Not be left alone. talia puts sedatives in dick's food to make him Shut the Fuck Up. dick manipulates bruce into forcing talia to take parenting/labor classes. they keep locking each other out of the house.

bruce is like 'it is normal for there to be an adjustment period. teenagers are difficult. this is a normal situation. i dont have to interfere in any way' which is the WORST way to handle the situation. talia and dick see each other in the morning and its like. 'hello low-bred, leeching interloper :) ' 'hi baby trapping, pyscho bitch :)' EVERY DAY. bruce takes talia's side all the time because he is so in love and hopeful and idiotic, alfred takes dick's side bc he also hates talia but cant say it, and everybody is wary of what traps may have been left around the house. and then there's a BABY.

dick doesnt have anything against Babian except that the only shit bruce cares about is New Family and Being Batman and eventually this leads to him leaving home after max 2 years. which is great. talia Won. except that now without her Mortal Enemy providing enrichment, she gets bored of being Mommy and dips. Bruce is so heartbroken he fills the talia shaped hole in his heart with a jason shaped peg. and this causes more problems.

[dootznbootz]

I currently have writer's block and fucked around and made Iliad and Odyssey memes :'D Some look like "repeats" but aren't. Just different scenarios/people. Enjoy!

There's... A LOT. I don't care if you pick out your favorites! I put this all in one post as I don't want to spam the tags! :D

[silverware-is-interesting]

i've never really made a comic before, well, i have, but nothing i had intention to show anyone else

[friendsinsolitude]

tried cleaning up this one 4koma panel. so cutes…

[itsquakey]

Just found out for the past almost 5 years I've been uploading exclusively jpegs to tumblr even though I've been exporting them as pngs thanks to my Apple products turning them into jpegs the moment they hit my gallery this is another reason as to why you should never buy Apple products

[hellish-heart-ships]

I feel like pure shit. Just want her back

[chronicowboy]

david jenkins understands his audience so well because why did the greatest pirate that ever lived and the gentleman pirate fucking nasty after a first kill before slowing down to make love as fireworks go off and their fucked up little unicorn sings la vie en rose in drag make me feel so downright deranged that i fully sobbed?

[technikki]

i of course think that you should never ever give tumblr any of your money ever in your life but having said that i also think it is extremely funny that you can fucking buy badges for other people. hi hey there hello hi i really like your tumblr posts so i went out and bought you this kick-me sign. doyou like it

[homestimstuck]

30 Follows! wow!!! Thanks everyone who has followed this account- it was originally just going to be a side gig and yeah, it's a plain old side blog, but!!! wow! I probably won't post tomorrow due to birthday shenanigans but I'd love to do something.... Should I try to move this to its own account maybe? I'd also love to collab w another homestuck themed acc if anybody would like to reach out :D

[dittolicous]

im genuinely starting to get afraid i wont have enough to pay for the movers thanks to those damn fees and im too ashamed to say anything to my brother. i dont wanns usr him for money! im not mom! i can handle this! except i might not, and without the credit card to fall back on, hnnng. the worst part is that my pay day is the thursday after, just two days later. but they dont take checks so that wont work either.

all i can do is press that i can only afford the quoted price and hope its enough.

[jpeg-dot-jpeg]

Batman: Officer Down is the funniest run/era amongst iconic '90's comics because Jim Gordon almost dies on the job+spends a while in a coma and is normal about it by deciding to retire, but Bruce "Daddy Issues" Wayne reacts so horribly to the entire situation that he and Alfred have beef about it, so Alfred goes to live at boarding school with Tim (which is allowed i guess) and Bruce is so incapable of acting like a functioning adult that when he loses track of Tim for like 5 minutes, he reveals Tim's identity to Stephanie (thing Bruce has expressly forbidden Tim from doing with any of his peers for the past 2 years despite it causing problems) so she can go find him and Bruce doesn't have to risk running into Alfred (because they still have beef) (because bruce was weird about Jim almost dying) (because of the daddy issues).

THEN Bruce Wayne gets framed for MURDER and decides to handle it in the most Impossibly Absurd And Frustrating Way (completely abandoning his civilian life and family to be Batman 24/7) (also letting his bodyguard rot in prison for Accessory to Murder (even though she is unfailingly loyal to him) where she is presumably killed and them abducted by a secret government agency to become spec ops but i digress). and alfred says. Okay Time To Go Home. and when tim is like noooooo help my personal life is in shambles and my roommate is a teenage alcoholic alfred says. Don't Care, Didn't Ask, Plus This Take Priority. and alfred absolutely scalps 16 yr old Stephanie Brown for bonus points.

and in the end David Cain gets caught out for executing the Most Immaculate and Convincing Murder Frame Up (to like?? test that bruce is a good enough detective to raise Cass??) and he just. fesses up and goes to jail for it. because they figured it out. despite having no sufficient evidence to prove it was a frame up. truly no writers were doing it like them.

[mixtapedoh]

obligatory "olive comes out of hiding to do a receiptify vibecheck" november edition ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗

this feels about right <3

tagging: @musicallisto, @permanentreverie, @scvrllet, and anyone else who feels like it <3

[netscapenavigator-official]

In all its irony, the “I love how Tumblr users use JPEGs like dolls” post has, itself, become a JPEG that Tumblr users use like a doll.

[lovelyisadora]

don’t mind me just posting my once every year or so obligatory marcia 💜

[tundrakatiebean]

I’m still not used to people just liking to exist with me. I’ve always liked doing that with other people but never really expected anyone to like doing that with me. I’m kind of realizing that it’s a thing about how I was trained to be low maintenance but always putting emotional labor into the people around me. So some part of me doesn’t believe that people will just want to experience me chilling or going silent or whatever because I feel like if I’m not providing something I’m not worth the space. And then I feel guilty when I need the reassurance that they are actually ok with me just sitting mostly silently and only speaking when I actually have something to say.

Man, I dunno what’s worse realizing these issues and where they come from so I work on them or having been oblivious and having it ruin relationships. (Just kidding it’s letting important relationships die because I’m not self aware enough to notice the problem)