#started playing arkham knight and these are my main takeaways
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HELPFUL TIPS FOR THE HENCHPEOPLE OF GOTHAM
The buddy system exists for a reason
If you see two vigilantes having sex on a rooftop, do NOT take the opportunity to sneak up on them
Riddler is a little bit gay for Batman
Joker is a little bit gay for Batman
Catwoman is a little bit gay for Batman
Two-Face and Batman are divorced
Azrael is a little bit gay for Batman
Working for Penguin has the best benefits and he is the least likely to kill his own employees
Do NOT call him Penguin to his face
If they wear a cape, they have a praise kink. This can be exploited.
Be careful taking work from anyone with a doctorate. That maniac willingly went through graduate school
Don't forget to look up
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