#Agatha has Senior Scratchy

[a-timely-problem]

Rio: "I am death, I am the natural order, I am terrifying and inescapable!"

Agatha: "...you brought home a kitten BC it looked cold, babe"

Rio: "That's Mr. Horrible and he shall be my terrifying familiar!"

Agatha: "...he's purring and licking your face"

[notlhecxzsa]

Red Days, Purple Loves - A.H

Summary: You were having a particularly low day... accompanied with your red day. How will your centuries old wife handle her not-so-mortal-anymore younger girl? What will even happen when she's scared of the same girl who's several inches smaller than her?

Author's Note: Ahhhhh, my first ever Agatha fic! My red days are coming up, i was ugly crying earlier when my grandma scolded me ignoring them and again for no reason! Thankfully, she still bought me my fav drinks and grapes!

Warnings: periods, sad y/n, fightings, soft agatha? and did i already say softie agatha? should there also be a warning for a wifey material agatha? broken glass, yelling, blood

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You can't remember clearly when the fight started—what it caused. As you sat on the couch, a heating pad on your lower tummy and the bear plushie that Agatha had won for you at the amusement park that you practically cried your way for her to go with you.

You clutch onto the cozy blanket bundled up on your lap as you anticipated when your wife will come back home. Staring at the television with the same glossy eyes you held earlier when she left you standing in the kitchen, choosing to leave than to yell back at you.

As you watch the movie that both of you are fond of—The Notebook, the same one that Agatha would make up stories and say if she's in Noah's position, she would also be doing all of that for you. It made you miss her, glossy eyes started becoming a river and a puddle of tears as guilt started creeping up on you. You just wanted to spend time with her!

As far as you remember, she was down in the basement for hours, you just wanted to spend time with her. You didn't do anything wrong, that's for sure—the 'water' you 'accidentally' pushed was not your fault, you tripped on her books that were stacked up. She shouldn't have those laying around everywhere.

As you sniffled with your puffy nose, you held on tightly on the plushie in your arms and wiped your tears with the other using Agatha's sweatshirt that you wore, which is too big on you. A small frown formed in your forehead as you remembered how she scolded you, almost yelling.

As you started wondering where she has been in the past 1 and a half hours the sound of a car pulling up on the front made its way to your ears, making you turn hastily, lips parted as you sighed in relief. Your eyes were stuck there for a moment, trying to catch a glimpse of your wife but failed when you heard the opening of the front door.

You turned back to watch the movie that is playing on the television, but your attention was elsewhere. The hold you have on the blanket and the plushie tightened as you waited for the pair of arms you woke up in this morning. You waited and waited and waited and wait-... The sound of her boots passed behind you until it disappeared inside the bathroom you had near the kitchen.

Suddenly, what she said earlier came rushing back in.

"God, can you just give me some space for a couple of minutes, Y/n? I'm almost done here! I told you I'll get back to you immediately, baby."

Yet, she left. Maybe, she was already getting tired of your attitude. Your sillyness. Your immaturity...

With lips trembling, you stood up, not caring about the remote, blanket, heating pad and the plushie getting in contact with the floor. Not even bothering to turn the TV off and picking up everything, you ran off up in the stairs, Senior Scratchy gazing at your form.

Agatha's ears alerted her at the sound of things clattering around the floor, it was a faint sound yet it still caught her auditory sense. Shaking her head as she washed her hands, she caught sight of something in the bin. Pads.

Her lips became a thin line as the realization hit her. Her eyes narrowing as she remembered the way you acted earlier.

"Aggie?..." There was a certain edge lacing through your voice, making her look up immediately, her hands dropping to the side and her eyes averting from the book to yours.

"Yes, my love?" With eyebrows raising, she looked at you with gentle eyes, seeing you clad in her sweatshirt that are almost covering you, stopping by your mid thighs, making your shorts invisible to the naked eye.

Your hair was in a messy updo, a visible frown on your face yet her heart jumped at the sight of you. Never did once falter, even after being with you for 10 years already.

You were a mortal, she met you since westview, having caught her eyes as soon as she saw you and since then, she never let you go. It was... hard at first, to say the least.

You were younger—so much younger, while she is older she seemed like she doesn't aged, but you do, so when she figured out how to make you don't age like her, so you can stay with her forever, you were both so happy. Getting married immediately after the spell was cast.

"When are you going to finish that?" She offered you a smile before her her attention averted to the things around her big table, her hands reaching out to seemingly gather what she needed for her next 'experiment'.

"Almost done, darling. I will just need to put all these in the cauldron and cast some spells, then voila..." She chuckled while your eyes gaze at how veiny her hands are as you slowly stalked forward.

Your eyes analyzed the table, realizing that she is not 'almost' done, the same phrase she would tell you but broken one too many times. You suddenly felt irritated.

"But, I'm hungry..." Agatha snapped her head and looked at you, her eyes narrowing and an unsure smile forming in her face.

"Then... cook something, baby...? I got you some fruits earlier, remember?" Going back to what she was doing, missing the way you frowned as your hands clenched into a fist. "Eat those for the meantime, yeah? I'll cook you something later." She dismissed, her hands working on whatever on the table.

"But... I don't want fruits..." You tried to reason out as you started getting frustrated. Usually, when you come down here, it's a sign for Agatha to finally take a break... you know it's still too early to take a break, but... you want her to do it now!

"Hmm, well what do you want, my love?" She asked, not bothering to look at you but if flashed a hope inside of you. A smile made its way to your face, your frown disappearing.

"Uhmmm, sandwich? And uhmm, some hasbrowns! And hotlinks! I could do just the hotlink with bread." You explained, waiting for her to clean up everything, but you slowly frowned when she started reading something on the book, her hands working on it painfully slow.

"Oh yeah?" You nodded, even though she couldn't see you. "Well, then why don't you cook those? I just restocked everything yesterday, baby, suit yourself and wait for me? Yeah?" Your breathing started to get uneven, you lips parted as you breathed heavily.

If you're inside a cartoon show, there would be smoke coming out of your ears.

"But, I want you to cook it!" Stomping your feet, Agatha's head snapped to meet your eyes, her eyebrows furrowing at the sudden attitude. "You've been here since forever!" You yelled out, your high pitched voice ringing in Agatha's ear before you punched both of your hands on the table—too hard, that the cauldron beside your hand that you didn't notice fell as the side of your hand landed on small table that it was sitting up on.

"Y/n!" Agatha screamed in concern, her hand immediately reaching out for yours to look for any injuries, ignoring the substance that she waited for days to be used flowing on the floor, wetting some of her books.

You pulled away immediately as soon as her hands came in contact with yours, the action making her frown more as the situation hit her like a bus. She was just trying to check on you! Right after you gave her an attitude!

"What the hell is happening to you?" She asked, not yelling, but sounding like a mother scolding her child.

She was overtowering you so you had to stand on your tippy toes as you screamed like a child, yet you still didn't meet her height. "I just want to spend time with you! You've been here for like ages! Am I even your wife?" You said, as if she did something so bad to you.

Frowning even more, she backed up, as if scared of you—a big bear in front of her. "W-what? Baby, it's just been two hours? Why are you acting this way-" She was cut off by your high pitched voice once again booming in the atmosphere.

She was so gentle. God, she was so so gentle, and somehow it made you so pissed even more. You wished she did something bad to you, like cursed you or something so you'll have a good reason to give her this treatment. The same actions she's been dealing with and also trying to make right.

"I'm acting this way because you don't wanna spend time with me!" At the feeling of wetness on her feet, frustration grew inside of her.

"God, can you just give me some space for a couple of minutes, Y/n? I'm almost done here! I told you I'll get back to you immediately, baby." She was scolding you, but god was she so gentle with it. It made your eyes gloss as guilt started to creep up, just as soon as it entered your system, it quickly left when she walked passed you.

"God, Y/n..." You heard her whispered under her breath. Your lips trembled as the floodgates opened, you were left the standing as Agatha left the house, deciding to cool her head off, not wanting to say mean things to you as she felt it resurfacing.

It had happened a couple of times and she was not proud of it, she gave no mercy to anyone whom will cross her, it happened to you once when you fought over something so stupid. She didn't like how she treated you, and even when she has the reason to say those words to you, she will never give herself any consideration for making you feel the way you felt.

You breaking face was enough for her walls crumble, after the last fight, she learned how to handle her anger issues, how to press a stop on her tounge before it can be sharpen towards you, and especially how to deal with bad situations before it can lead to a big fight.

She won't lie, you were immature, she slowly learned that especially when you first started dating, being an only child and getting everything you wanted, but she dealt with it oh so perfectly, helping you improved. Gladly, you did improved, you developed and she was more than proud of it.

She knew she had it in her plate the moment she decided to date someone younger... not just by a course of year, a hundred of years... plus, you were a mortal. A young mortal who still haven't experienced much and learned many. Agatha herself was even surprised with how understanding she had gotten, especially with you.

"Huh..." Realization hit her as she stared into nothingness. She should've known. Gosh, stupid. She was too caught up in making a new antidote for when you would get your allergies at night that she didn't managed to put pieces together.

Of course you had to be on your period to be acting that way.

Taking a deep breath she closed her eyes, before standing up leaving the bathroom. As soon as she left the bathroom, her eyes went on the living room, frowning when she saw the things on the floor, immediately going there and picking it up one by one.

Looking at the television, her lips turned upward before shutting it off. Clutching the plushie in her arms after putting the rest on the couch, she turned and started walking towards the stairs, meeting Senior Scratchy along the way.

Bending down, she picked him up, cradling him in her chest. "Let's go get Mommy, hmm? Gotta make her happy even though she's mean earlier, yeah? But, Mama loves her so much so we gotta be the one to say sorry..." Chuckling as she baby talked the rabbit while making her way to your shared bedroom, where she knows you'll be—she could feel you, she can't be wrong.

Knocking three times softly, putting the plushie beneath her armpit, locking it between her side and biceps. "Mrs. Harkness?" Receiving no response, she opened the door, her eyes immediately dropping down to the human outline underneath the big blanket.

"Someone's got a delivery for you..." She said softly, her voice playful as her eyes raked over your hidden figure. Sitting down on the side of the bed, she put the plushie down and Senior Scratchy beside it. "Darling..." Reaching down, she tugged at the blanket, surprised when it easily went down and revealed your face.

With your hair all over, some covering your face while your cheeks was left with an evidence of tears, she couldn't help but feel guilty. Though, she knows she has no reason to, her heart is reserved to be the softest only for you, even her powers is no good when fighting it.

"Oww, my sweetness." She mumbled, her hands reaching out to gently put your hairs away from you closed eyes. You must've cried yourself to sleep, thinking of the worse and Agatha could only imagine, knowing you, she knows exactly what you thought.

She didn't approached you earlier immediately fearing that you're still mad and upset. She only went to the coffee shop you both loved and refreshen up, losing track of time as her mind wandered off to the things she would love to do with you on the upcoming winter. Even after a fight, her mind always wanders off to you and think of tha many things she'll doo with you and many more memories to make with you.

She always finds herself come running home to you.

"Sweetheart..." You mumbled something she couldn't understand, your head turning to face her unconsciously as you felt her touch. "Baby, I'm here now..." Turning her body so she's sitting on the bed with her feet on it so she could get a better look at you—to touch you better.

Pulling the blanket down even more she craed your face, coaxing you to wake up. Bending down, she left kisses on your face, and slowly you got a hold of your bearings.

"I'm sorry, my love..." She started, still kissing you soflt all over your face whil cradling it with one of her hands as the other went to the back of your head. "Why didn't you tell me you had your period, hmm? I would've come to you sooner, my love..." She continued.

Your lips trembled at the treatment your receiving, every bad thing you were feeling towards her was gone, left only was the guilt of your actions towards her and the longing that makes your heart ache.

"You have me all to yourself now, baby... I'm not leaving, okay?" Now looking straight in your eyes that are filled with tear, she frowned. "Hey, heyyy... come here..." She pulled you up to lay on top of her—more like sit as her back settled on the head board, Senior Scratchy avoiding your feet as he hopped on the other side of the bed.

"Hey, my love... don't cry... we're okay now, yeah? I'll cook you whatever you want for dinner, baby... are you hungry?" She felt you clutching her shirt with one hand as the other went behind beneath her armpit snaking upwards behind her neck.

You shook your head, small sobs and quiet whimpers coming out of you. "I'm sorry, Aggie..." It is so soft and oh so broken, Agatha's insides churn as she held on too tight on you, her lips pressing down on your forehead. "I was mean and I didn't mean to... I'm so sorry... I'm really sorry, Aggie..." You continued.

Agatha's hand caressed your hairs away that kept falling on the side of your face. "Shhh, baby, it's okay... I forgive you, yeah? You were not so kind earlier, but I understand that you were having one of those days. What I didn't like is the way you put your hand down on the table like that... you could've gotten hurt, my darling..." You thought she was going to scold you for acting like that in front of her and towards her, but no, she didn't like that because you could've gotten hurt.

She was worried, not for her but for you. It made tears burn up to your eyes even more as sobs racked through your body. "I'm sorry, Aggie... I won't do it again, I promise..." You felt so disappointed in yourself. She already talked to you about your temper and child-like attitude, having your parents tolerating you for everything is not easy, but she took her time in helping you overcome it.

Hiding your face on her neck, you held on tight on her like your life depends on it. "I'm really sorry, I love you so much..." You said in between of sobs and sniffles.

You felt Agatha's arms encaging you tightly as one of her hand pulls your head away from her neck gently so you could breathe properly. "Hey, hey, I know that, sweetness, and I love you more, right?" She felt you nod and she smiled down at you, finally catching your bloodshot eyes with a little snot escaping your nose. "Now, don't cry because me and Senior Scratchy gets sad when we see you cry..." She smiled so widely at you that it made you let out a small airy giggle.

She doesn't smile often in front of other people, only when it's sarcastic, but with you, it seems like her smile is stuck on her face. And it feels good to see her smile—especially knowing that it's only for you.

"There's my favorite smile..." She mumbled, bending to kiss your forehead as her hand rubbed your back up and down. "How about we go down and cook you something for your tummy, hmm? I'll cut those fuits for you and make you anything you want." She said, her voice almost lulling you to sleep with how soft it is.

"No..." You mumbled, closing your eyes as you take her in. "Just stay like this for 5 minutes..." You continued.

She smiled down at you, her hand continues caressing you head. "Okay, whatever my love wants." She replied back, her smile staying as she looked down at your face, wiping away your tears before bending down to kiss the skin near your eyes.

There's no fight so bloody that she'd back down on just so she could stay with you for forever, but she will gladly concede defeat if it means she get to hold you even for just a minute. There's no mountains so big and ocean so long she wouldn't cross just to get to you.

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Author's Note: Hope you like it! tell me about your thoughts in this one, my requests are open! if you would like me to do another one just tell me mweheheheh, i have so many ideas for Agatha.

[iheartsteve0704]

With AAA coming to an end soon (so fucking emo about this) here are my final two episode predictions/delusions no one asked for:

**I don’t think most of these will happen tbh just thoughts rolling**

The hair in Agatha’s locket is Nicholas’s but the locket was given to her by Rio when he passed so that’s why it’s sentimental to her because it reminds her of both her favorite people in the world

What Billy seeks is not what he thinks he wants

We won’t see Wanda (sorry but I really don’t think so! I could be wrong but anyway I’d love to be wrong just to see Lizzie Olsen on my screen again)

We’ll learn that when Rio had to take Nicholas, she was inconsolable and just as broken up about it as Agatha but the older witch was too hurt and in her own feelings to realize it

Jen is an agent of mephisto

Jen’s trial will be episode 8

Senior scratchy isn’t anything but a bunny (given to Nicholas by Rio)

Agatha and Rio WILL kiss

Nicholas died not years later but when he was born due to complications and the things we saw in Agatha’s spell casted west view house weren’t real but just things she wished he had experienced and done in his life

The house Rio is sitting on is the house her and Agatha used to dream about having together when Agatha was pregnant with Nicholas but then he passed and they never got to that point

We’ll get a Rio trial and learn a lot more about her and how she become lady death in the first place (pls pls pls pls pls JAC PLS)

The Agathario Salem flashback will be the beginning scene of episode 9

We’ll see Alice again (in episode 4 they focused in on Alice singing “I’ll see you at the end”)

Hopeful wishful thinking that we see Lilia too but I think her ending was in 7 was heroic and a satisfying ending to her story and reversing all that would be strange to me

Rio and Agatha don’t betray each other because they admit they still have feelings for one another that never went away no matter how hard they tried

We get confirmation they were married once and not just exs

The part in the witches road song where it goes “Where all that's wrong is right and all that's bad is good” will be reflected and it kind of was in EP7 when teen did a tarot of Agatha and said something around the lines of that doesn’t make sense because it was opposite of bad

The reason why Rio calls Agatha a coward is because of their relationship and how Agatha won’t admit what she really feels for Rio or the fact that she actually does forgive her and the person she was mad at all along was herself more than anything

WE GET A SEASON 2 ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE EMPTY CREDIT FRAME

What if what Agatha actually seeks at the end of the road is reunion and the road is up to interpret that in any way and it’s Rio

The Agatha Rio fight isn’t real and is a show to distract the others

Or the Agatha Rio fight is a part of the last trail to “escape death”

Rio will have to leave Agatha in the end (for “work”) she’ll conjure up the same flower form the beginning and tuck it in Agatha’s hair

It was truly Agatha all along along and the road is just some twisted scheme Rio and Agatha started back in their salmon days to collect bodies and power (this would be hard tbh like support ur local evil hags I guess!)

^ and that’s why Agatha’s trial was so short because it had to happen to make the road believable but not too drawn out to cause herself more emotional mommy issues drama

^^ but I do believe and think Agatha genuinely felt bad getting Alice killed and I think she has made an attachment (even a small one) to her coven even if she won’t admit it (even Jen!)

We’ll learn Jen was Agatha’s midwife and the scene will be Jen helping Agatha push and Rio rushes in from “work” bringing a banquet of the flower she conjured in episode 4

Aubrey’s words about the ending being a “gay explosion” will mean that the series will end with Agatha and Rio together on top, even if it means betrayal of the coven

AGATHARIO END GAME. PERIOD.

[thelilreddragon]

Red’s Controversial Opinion

It was so much better than what I wanted!! We tied up all of the plot lines, except for Senior Scratchy!

FIRST OFF: PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER MUCH??? YAY BILLY! Thanks for getting my psych nerd to show up omg. #Anditwasalladream vibes

ALSO AGATHA’S ACHILLES BEING CUT IS EVERYTHING TO ME

Agatha is a ghost and will mentor Billy

Rio still loves Agatha and vice versa

Jen will go on to be the High Priestess and start New Salem

Lilia, Alice, and Sharon will be remembered.

We know that Agatha has always just been a pure villain, but she feels bad for traumatizing Nicky through her need for magick.

The Young Avengers set up!!! Ahhh!!!

The set up for Agatha to learn how to heal post-Nicky.

And overall, I am so damn happy! Also that kiss was so long omg my heart is happy too :)

[messedupfan]

Infinity & Beyond (Wanda Maximoff x Reader) Chapter 7

Summary: It's the local talent show fundraiser and Y/n is not to thrilled about it but Wanda is so happy to be part of a community that she goes along with it.

A/N: I'm just going to continue to pretend that I know what I'm doing and hope it all works out in the end. Enjoy!

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“With all due respect Ms. Harkness, why go through all of this trouble? Why not just go and pick a fight with her, I will happily call you when they arrive.”

“Because Director, magic is specific, I have to see what she is capable of first. Besides she needs to be on the cusp of reaching her full potential, and in order for her to reach her full potential she has to be at her most vulnerable. What makes a woman more vulnerable than the tragic death of the love of her life?” Agatha holds the bottle out to him again. “It’s already been enchanted specifically for that little girlfriend of hers. All you have to do is ensure that it’s flowing directly into her bloodstream and it should take care of the problem on its own.”

Director Hayward takes the small glass bottle and looks up at Agatha. “How much am I supposed to give her?”

“The whole thing, of course.”

“And you’re positive that Ms. Maximoff will bring the Vision back online?”

“Mmm, more than fifty percent sure but you can never be certain with these things.”

He sighs, unsure if he wants to take such a gamble. If anyone found out that he had a hand in murdering an Avenger everything he has worked for will be in jeopardy. But if he had full control over one of the most powerful man made weapons then it wouldn’t be a problem. “If you can make certain that we get the Vision functioning again then I don’t see why we can’t make a deal. But that fifty percent has to increase.”

Agatha rolled her eyes, Boys and their toys, “Fine. Once I absorb her powers, I will personally see to it that your little robot works again. I’ll even make sure that it works for you and only you.”

Hayward grins, that’s all he needed. He offers his hand to seal the deal and he presses the intercom to call in a few workers he knew were easy to manipulate and will do certain tasks with no questions asked, Agatha leaves the facility with an evil smirk.

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“I don’t see why we have to participate in this, Wanda.” You frown as you look at your attire for the magic act that Wanda has roped you into doing.

“It’s important to be active members in our community, dear. This is our home now and we have to fit in. Besides, this is for the children. Now let’s take it from the top.” You buzz air out of your lips to show your discontent before following Wanda’s directions. You wave the classic black and white wand around the cabinet and perform the words from the small script Wanda had made. The two of you continue to rehearse a little longer before she remembers about the meeting with the other women in the town. Another thing that she will be dragging you to. You pout and ask not to go but she reminds you again about having to be part of the community and fitting in.

You officially meet Agnes for the first time and get an odd feeling from her and her bunny. A name like Senior Scratchy is kind of sketchy. The feeling quickly passes as she walks the two of you over to Dottie’s house explaining that it is crucial to get her approval in order to fit in with the town. You roll your eyes and mentally prepare yourself for what is to come next.

You sit through the outing with a polite smile as Dottie drones on and on about the set up for the event. Wanda isn’t doing as well at fitting in as you are and the girl next to her tries to make her feel better. There is something familiar about that woman. You just can’t put your finger on it. Lights flash off a memory in your head and try to break their way through whatever is preventing you from remembering. But you are snapped out of it when Agnes tries to offer you her flask. You politely decline.

There is an odd moment when you and Wanda are helping Dottie clean up and someone is calling out to you and Wanda, asking who is doing this. That is a question you would like answered yourself. What even is going on? But it cuts off and Dottie is saying something about a woman getting a stain out herself with a bleeding hand. It was odd, the blood was red when everything else was still black and white. But how could that be? You needed answers and you needed them now. “Wanda, what was that?” You ask on your walk home.

“What was what, dear?” She plays dumb but she couldn’t explain it if she wanted to.

“The thing with the radio, there was someone calling out to us.” You explain further, hoping she doesn’t dismiss it. But she does, she claims that you were just hearing things. You accept the explanation which allows you to remember where you have seen Geraldine before, only that isn’t her name. It’s Monica Rambeau. But what would she be doing here? And why would she change her name?

To change the subject, Wanda asks you what you thought of the girls at the meeting and you laugh. "I think we're going to have to soundproof the house if we're going to keep them from gossiping about us."

"Oh you're naughty," Wanda scrunched her nose. You winked and then she asked what you thought about Agnes. You said that you thought she was great but that's not what you wanted to say. You wanted to warn Wanda of the lack of trust that you have for that woman. But you couldn't. Why couldn't you?

As the two of you pass Agnes’s house you try to use your powers to check in on her. Just to follow your hunch, but you find it difficult to do so. The attempted use of your powers makes you dizzy, so you stop trying and focus on Wanda. She seems happy with this life. The whole thing still feels confusing to you but her smile calms you every time. What did it matter that you had to wear some ridiculous costume and put on a show for a bunch of people that you could care less if you fit in with them? She was happy and that was worth everything.

When you get home the two of you continue to prepare for the show and when you are backstage you begin to feel really nervous. You step away for a moment and run into Agnes. “Oh dear, you don’t look so good. Here, have some of this.” She offers you her flask again but you refuse it. After getting your powers you couldn’t get drunk or even a decent buzz. So liquid courage was no longer something that existed for you. “Trust me, it will help you get through this.” She presses and something makes you take a drink from the flask. Whatever was in it was fast acting because the second you return the flask to her you are being pulled to the stage and you could barely walk straight.

The whole thing is a blur and the most you can remember is shouting the word “flourish,” a lot. Wanda rushed you behind the curtain as soon as the show was over and asked you what happened out there. “I don’t know. I was nervous and then I drank something funny. I’m so sorry, love. I know how much this meant to you,” you say in a whiney voice with tears pooling in your eyes.

“It’s okay, let's just get you home so you can rest this off. Hopefully we can sneak you out of here without an angry mob chasing after us.” Wanda puts your arm around her shoulders and uses her arm to support you.

Dottie calls out to them and they stop as if they had been caught doing something bad. “Nothing like what you two just did up here has ever happened in the history of our talent show.” Wanda starts to apologize on your behalf but Dottie cuts her off. “Hilarious. That was the most hilarious act we’ve ever seen.” She asks if the audience agrees and everyone claps to show that they do. She awards the two of you with the best comedy act and Wanda helps you up the steps. She accepts the award and waves Geraldine over so that she can accept the applause.

“I have to ask. One second, I’m backstage and in the next, I’m in a dark cubby hole. How’d you do it?” Geraldine asks you. To be quite honest you both knew and didn’t know the honest answer to that. Of course, you were aware of what you were capable of with your abilities. But you had no recollection of what she was talking about. Luckily, that thing that makes you talk even when you don’t know what to say happens. Making up the age-old excuse that magicians never reveal their secrets, they leave that up to their assistant.

“And she’s not talking,” Wanda does an adorable shake of her head.

“I had a feeling you’d say that,” Geraldine laughs.

Suddenly you aren’t on the stage but instead are dancing into the house, feeling perfectly normal. What that was about, you had no idea. “I’ve got to say, we do make quite the team, love. Even with all of the shanangines that I pulled.”

“We have been together for a long time. I’d be worried if we could help each other out in a time of need.” She walks around the sofa to sit down and set the trophy on the coffee table. “I don’t know what I was so worried about. It wasn’t hard to fit in after all.”

“And all we had to do was be ourselves,” you say as you join her side and wrap your arm around her shoulders.

“Well, with a few modifications,” the audience laughs and you ignore the fear that the sound strikes. Something was very off but there wasn’t anything you could do about it.

“And it was all,” you start.

“For the children,” the two of you finish together and smile at each other.

“Well, I think the children might need some popcorn,” she stands up to head to the kitchen but something about her catches your eye. There was no way. This could not be possible without a third party, a doctor, and a lab. You call out her name and she stops walking and spins to face you. “Hmm, what?”

You stand up and point to her protruding belly that was flat just moments ago. What the actual flickty flackety fuck? You panic in your head. A montage of Wanda and you talking about kids plays in your head and you place your hands on her bump to ground yourself in this reality. To see how real the bump was. This whole thing felt like a show and maybe this was some sort of prop. But when you laid your palm against her bump it wasn’t a cushion, it was her stomach. How could this be? “Y/n,” Wanda says, looking at you with hopeful eyes. “Is this really happening?” I have no fucking clue, is what you want to say.

Instead you take her hands and gaze lovingly into her eyes, “Yes, my love. It’s really happening.” The two of you are about to share a sweet kiss that is interrupted when there is a loud noise coming from outside. Way to ruin the moment you stupid trees! You grumble in your head as the two of you step outside to check the noise. “If it’s that damn tree again, I’m going to burn it to the ground!” You don’t know what possesses you to walk to the end of the property but Wanda follows you and then you find that it wasn’t a tree that caused the disruption. Someone was climbing out of the sewer. It was a beekeeper with a familiar symbol on his back. You stand behind Wanda and put a protective arm around her and the baby bump. Whoever that man was, it was clear that he was a threat.

“Y/n… Is this really happening?” Wanda asks with that hopeful glint in her eyes. Except there was something a little different, this time it was like she was hoping that you wouldn’t notice what just happened. No, Wanda. This can’t be real.

“Yes, my love. It’s really happening,” you repeat and this time the two of you get to complete your kiss. You wait for the interruption to happen again but it doesn’t. This time colors start appearing. Soon the entire house, including the two of you, is full of colors. She walks back to you and kisses you again and you hold her face as you kiss her back.

Chapter 8

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[incorrect-assvengers]

WandaVision Episode 8 Spoilers!!

We must all appreciate how beautiful Wanda is.

Okay wow the Witch scene? Did they cgi de-age her? It looked really good.

What's up with Senior Scratchy, I need to know.

Baby Wanda and Pietro, their little accents, I love.

No it's so sad.

At least they explained all the sitcoms.

Wanda touching the mind stone! Oh wow the silhouette? Beautiful.

Please just give her a break.

She's been through so much.

I love her with my whole heart.

Once again I would drop kick Director Hayworth into oblivion.

Words cannot describe how much I hate this man.

Wanda came in peacefully! SHE ASKED! SHE WAS HEARTBROKEN AND THEN LEFT WITH OUT A FIGHT!

And this guy has the audacity to call her the villan?!

You were destroying his body!

Please kill him in the best way possible.

Wanda's power. She truly is the strongest Avenger.

I think only Loki could rival her if the MCU let him show his full power.

Vision and her were going to live happily ever after! I'm sobbing.

Agatha you let Billy and Tommy go or else I will hunt you down.

The Scarlett Witch.

Also please bring Fietro back I miss him.

And Monica, Woo and Darcy.

Where is everyone during all this?

Evil vision. Hayworth you son of a b

[ellestra]

Superiority complex

I suspect that there are a lot of people disappointed by a lack of any big cameos (like Dr. Strange) and lack of confirmation of either mutants or Fantastic Four but I think it worked better this way. No dude to rescue her. The whole story stuck to Wanda learning to come to terms with both her grief and  her power. She’s been hiding form both and pushing them inside until they took her over (and a whole town).

The way Wanda lost her parents, her brother and the love of her life and how her powers seemed to just bring more loss to her life - from Lagos to being forced to kill Vision - meant that hiding in a fantasy was so appealing. For once the powers gave her all she wanted and everyone was happy. She made everyone be happy.

I liked that Agatha was the main villain (Hayward turning almost as irrelevant in the end as his plan deserved) and there was no other entity behind her. Just like with Wanda she was her own woman. She was just power hungry. Literally.

Agatha coming and forcing Wanda to claim her power and responsibility for it was a great way of Wanda confronting who she is and what she’s done. Making Agatha’s magic something that leeches powers off the other magic users has shown Wanda that ignoring her power is as dangerous as using it. And Agatha letting Westview inhabitants confront Wanda has shown her how her refusal to deal with her grief has hurt others.

As Monica says with her powers and the amount of loss she had to deal with it’s easy to imagine oneself doing the same. But Wanda is right that it doesn’t make what she did to Westview inhabitants any better. She hurt other people and she almost lost herself (her power and her humanity) just to have the illusion of a perfect life.

In the end Agatha ended up being her teacher after all. Not on purpose but she did it anyway. She taught Wanda who she is and what she is capable of and not to be afraid of that. She taught Wanda she has magic and that there are rules to it and that she can know herself. She shown her how easy it is to be seduced by this power and only care what it can do for you not what it does to others.

And in the end Wanda used all these lessons to defeat Agatha. Like so many villains Agatha lost because she though she was so much smarter than her adversary and in control. She wanted all the power and thought the uneducated means stupid. The hubris is always the downfall.

I loved that her punishment was to be stuck as Agnes. I just hope it doesn’t involve Ralph any more. Guy had his mind messed with by to many witches already.

Still, I suspect Agatha won’t stay trapped. We know Wanda’s spells can be broken by others. I wouldn’t be surprised is Senior Scratchy helped Agatha break it (witches have familiars for a reason). Or maybe Mordo will come around.

[usagistilinski]

I have WandaVision questions...

But first, I am upset that the Darkhold looks different than the one from Agents Of Shield and Runaways. I feel like Disney has just completely forgotten AOS even exists which makes me sad. :(

Anyways, here are my questions, and before you reply, yes I know that some of these will hopefully be answered in Doctor Strange 2, but there are some that are just relevant to this series, case in point 'Fietro', so yeah:

Lets just get the big one out of the way first: The whole Ralph situation makes no sense. Is he Agatha’s husband? Who keeps head shots of themselves just laying around their house like that? Why was his house essentially sound proof? How was he able to overpower Monica and drag her back to his house, now that she has powers? Where did he even come from, because he wasn’t a resident of the town before then or he would have been on SWORD’s whiteboard? If he was just a random person, how was he able to have super speed and some sort of memories about Wanda? You can’t just say Agatha ~gave~ him those powers and memories, a normal human body would never be able to go that fast and just knowing about Wanda wouldn’t mean they would know more specific details about them, like that Halloween flashback.

How did Agatha come to be in the Hex in the first place or even find Wanda? How wasn’t she brainwashed like everyone else?

Does Westview exist or not? Because at the beginning, the cops said it didn’t but Wanda literally drove to the town and Vision bought property at this very real place. And don’t even get me started on the fact about how did Vision even manage to buy such a piece of land, especially since he essentially doesn’t have money and before Infinity War, he and Wanda were on the run in another country?

How did Hayward know that the barriers of the Hex would eventually come down, allowing his SWORD vehicles to pass through without being changed? What was his end objective anyways?

Why did Agatha act like she cared for the towns people when she was trying to show Wanda that they were suffering and should let them go?

Do the town people get some sort of compensation, because honestly they need free therapy?

Where did White!Vision go?

Where are the twins when Wanda is hearing them scream for her at the end?

Why are there two Wandas at the end? Was it just a call back to Doctor Strange doing kind of the same thing?

How come Doctor Strange didn’t feel a ‘disturbance’ or something with Time? The dude literally has one job and it is exactly that, to observe any irregularities in the flow of reality.

Was there ever a missing person that Jimmy was looking for, because if so, who the heck was it?

Does Jimmy, Darcy, and Wanda know that Monica has powers?

If Wanda made the town go back to normal, where is Agatha suppose to live now? Also, what happened to Senior Scratchy? Because a bird-eating-rabbit is just running around now and I am scared. lol

[givemeasword-callmequeen]

Wandavision episode 7

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I never realeated to Wanda more than in that episode

Wanda knows that this pietro is not her pietro

"I thing everything is meaningless" (don't know if this is the right translation) Wanda honey that's soooo relateable

Agnes once bite a child... What the fuck... Why would you bite a child

So Vison is Hayward weapon... Never a trust a man who is the leader of an organization that's questionable

Darcy being adorable & pushing a man... I love her

"do you think you deserve this?" okay scary voice... No she didn't deserve this. Wanda deserve to be happy & not mind fucked

The depression commercial is giving me bad vibes. Nexus is a gateway for different realitys which means multivers... Which is kind of a link to doctor strange

I don't trust Agnes with the twins... & now even senior scratchy is giving me bad vibes... & he is a fucking rabbit

So Monica is running through the hex & is getting her powers... It's making me kind of emotional... Also all these voices in the background while she walking through it... Beautiful

Vison thinks Wanda is trying to stop him from getting to her... But I think it's not her

Vison also has a crises because he doesn't know who he is... I feel you vis. I feel you.

Monica & Wanda meeting again... I still think they would be great friends.

Agnes is taking Wanda away from Monica... Bad vibes... Bad vibes

Vison is so adorable

So we are leaving now the comedy part of this episode & going to a scary part... That's the moment in a horror. Movie where I would scream "don't go downstairs"

If anything is happening to the twins I swear to God...dont hurt them

So Agnes is Agatha & she has senior scratchy on her arm... I knew the rabbit was evil to

Now she is mind controlling Wanda

She also got a intro... So beautiful

Oh wait... She killed sparky... I will never forgive her that.... The poor sparky

A post Credit scene... Oh my God!!!

Fake pietro is evil to i guess... I don't know... But Agnes was sending him... So I guess he is evil... I could be wrong... But I hope I'm not

Questions: do all people know what happened in infinity war? Darcy knew that Vison was killed by Wanda to save the universe, but then Thanos rewind the time & killed him. Is this a fact that everyone knows... & when the answer is yes, where did they got this information? What did Agnes do to the twins? What is she know doing with Wanda? Why did she killed sparky? Why would someone kill a dog? Is senior scratchy Mephisto?

[wandaposting]

I still stand by this, having someone as sympathetic and genuine as Monica (who also directly experienced what the westview citizens were dealing with, albeit for less time but still, and was even the one to verbalize it as the weighing grief and almost overflowing agony we now know it to be) say that "they'll never know what you sacrificed for them" is one of biggest disservices to her character in the limited time we've known her. This wasn't some big bad starting shit where Wanda came in after the fact, hell Hayward and even Agatha didn't show up until after the bubble was up, this was all directly her starting and her doing. Sure, the argument could be made that she didn't know right away, but as even you pointed out, there are several different instances where she was shown something was off/out of place. Not to mention, the mcu *really* doubling down on her telepathy and then just. Not having her acknowledge the suppression and undoubted agony radiating off of 3k+ westview citizens? x for doubt y'all

The fact that it's almost treated like westview and everyone are wrong or even unreasonable for being upset with/at her is a little upsetting too? Yes, Wanda has canonically always tried her best and things tend to go sideways, but this isn't a case where her reappearing well-intentions make up for the chaos and (in this case, largely mental, but I don't doubt a few people have some bruises or swelling from that little sequence before she started reopening the hex) destruction that tends to follow her in the mcu. No matter how well- intentioned she's been/may have been in the past, people know her name and face for a reason. The mcu in general has this weird idea that Wanda is their starting point for a 'they hate me solely for my powers' storyline when she really isn't the best starting point for that lmao. Well-intentioned or no, intentional or not, mcu-specific Wanda's story has chaos following her everywhere she goes- and by association, a fear of her inherent presence bc of that following chaos and destruction. Obviously people like Hayward and Ross exist solely to yell about metahumans to the clouds and obviously the chaos and destruction come to fruition inherently bc of her power's presence, but solely blaming the general public's fear of her on the fact that she has powers and not bc of literally everything else is a little meh to me.

Literally, look at westview. A place meant for her to have a home, a place in the world, and it ends w her going into "self-isolation" after she spent a week plus holding a town of 3k physically and mentally hostage? That isn't something that can be 'well, actually' ed away or 'she has depression, so'ed away bc of her grief and issues- especially when there were several opportunities for an out earlier on. It's all just treated weird and not even really Wanda-leaning to me, like it's a good moment for her and everyone is against her be of her powers X-men style, it just feels rushed and disingenuous. Especially after those lines from Monica? Managed to mischaracterize her already and we're only been with her for about an hour total

the narrative that so obviously wanted to characterize wanda and monica as ultimately goodhearted and emotionally empathetic characters was definitely, jarringly at odds with how the westview finale unfolded. this is not so much me ragging on the characters themselves because “those poor westview npcs,” or me making a big deal out of a house of m adaptation that’s still better than house of m, but me being bummed out that they really flubbed this one critical element of her development, that they could have done much better with, with only minor adjustments to the screenplay.

maybe something was lost when the pandemic interfered with the production, maybe they were rushed. i like to think the pre-pandemic wandavision plans wouldn’t have varied drastically from what we got (minus the darcy/monica/boner/minimoffs vs Demonic Senior Scratchy scene that WOULDA BEEN NICE TO SEE). but if it did, i kind of wish they would’ve taken the time they needed to fine tune these elements instead of dumping it on that early release date. we might’ve gotten something much more special.

on the other hand ... wonder woman 1984 was delayed repeatedly, and they (albeit a different production) still thought it was a good idea to keep that creepy steve trevor body possession plot point, which was a disservice to diana’s character despite the general goofy fun of the film.

this feels like the exact same situation amplified by the population of westview lksjflskd

[nyx-aira]

Alright theory time !

Spoilers for ep8 so be warned

As I mentioned in a post a couple of days ago, the chant of the witches was important.

I don't speak Latin but I found this gif with the translation so I'll take that as my source.

I had said Mors, a Roman death goddess, was somehow involved but as it states here death to the monster of nature , Mors was used to aid the witches in killing Agatha, or at least they tried. From this it sounds like they believed her to be a monster, not human, somehow connected to nature. And I can see it, because if you rewatch the scene where they burn her you can see the fire flickering, I first thought it was just sparks but now it seems like they moved towards Agatha, fire being an element of, again, nature. Other incidences of this are her animals. We have Senior Scratchy, who is definitely more then a rabbit, the flies, the bird. Agatha has a connection to nature, I truly believe that.

I honestly could see her be some otherworldly being, a personification of something maybe. The witches were so scared of her, what she could do, that they decided to kill her. Her magic and maybe not being human protecting her from their spell. I believe she was telling the truth when she said she couldn't control it, she was surprised as well when the magic turned purple, it protected her. And when she stated I can be good her mother didn't believe her, thinking that being a monster automatically made her bad. I think Agatha didn't realise her full potential back the, yes she knew she was powerful and had practiced dark magic but you could see she was shocked when she found out what she could do.

And when her mother told her she couldn't be good it did something to her, it changed her.

Now this is just me rambling and giving you a little input to my thoughts. I just love her character and would love for her to stick around and learn more about her.

If you have your own theories on that topic I would love to hear them.