#quote source: penguins of madagascar

[yukii0nna]

I just can't get this quote out of my head. Curse my weird memory! This is also none canon I think

After Chandra is unsealed

Chandra: Hello did we win? Is everyone safe? How long was I asleep? Why does the air feel different?

Everyone there nods

The Question: You were out for a few hundred years. During which Magic was villainized before it was believed to be a myth. The earth fairies now want revenge on the humans. And the less you find out about pollution of the water and sky, the better. We're sorry .

Chandra: What?!

Everyone glares at him

The Question: What? I thought that was what the nod was for.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Tell me something I don’t know.

Tim: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.

Jason: Tell me something else I don’t know. Something less... disturbing.

[starwarstrashy88]

Hunter: I don’t think you’re fit for duty right now, Tech

Tech: *sleep deprived and concussed* Flibbertigibbet man. I’m as juxtaposed as the next hamburger *falls flat on his face*

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: I don’t know, Remus, I think you’re pretty smart Remus: You also think there’s a little man in the fridge who turns the light off when you close it Sirius, clenching his fist: And one day I’ll catch him

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Behold! The portal to time's past: The Chronotron!

Leo: So... It's a time machine?

Donnie: Well, yes?

Leo: Then why not call it a time machine?

Donnie: Yeah and while we're at it let's just call the Great Wall a fence, the Mona Lisa a doodle, and Albert Einstein Mr. Smarty Pants!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: I need options, let’s hear them!

Peter: [raises his hand]

Sam: No, we’re not running away.

Peter: [lowers his hand]

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

Skipper: Ringtail, don't you ever knock?

Julien: I used to, but no one ever let me in.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Cam: Tell me something I don’t know.

Segan: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.

Cam: Tell me something else I don’t know. Something less… Disturbing.

[cyber-streak-2]

*When the three are created*

Jawbreaker: Hello! Are you my new family?

Thrash: You don’t have a family, and we’re all going to die. Sorry.

Jawbreaker: What?!

Twitch: *Hits Thrash*

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Skipper: It's almost time to switch from our regular weapons to our holiday weapons!

Private: Is there a difference?

Kowalski: Yes. The holiday ones light up!

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Gunhaver: Admiral Flashfight! Speak to me, man! Flashfight: (dazed) Just a knock on the old monkey bus. Gunhaver: ...Admiral? Flashfight: No need to paint, I'm as flopsy-faced as ever. Gunhaver: I... don't think you're fit for duty. Flashfight: Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!

[angelofthenight]

Oswald: (y/n)?

Oswald: (y/n)!

Oswald: *runs to (y/n) in slow motion*

You: Oswald?

You: Oswald!

You: *runs to Oswald in slow motion*

Oswald: (y/n)!

You: Oswald!

Oswald: (y/n)!

You: *grows angry* Oswald!

Oswald: *grows concerned* (y/n)?

You: *goes into full sprint, angry* OSWALD!!!

Oswald: *turns to run away* OH SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!!!

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Apologizing is for the weak and wrong. Which is why Lucius should do it to me, because he is weak and wrong

[justincorrectarcanequotes]

Mel: Umm, doesn’t violence lead to more violence?

Ambessa: I know, it’s a win win.

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Jerri Rigg: "AAAAAH!" *gets hit in the head, HARD, causing her to fall to the ground*

The other hosts: *rush over to make sure she's okay.*

Conductor: "Jerri Rigg! Speak to me, woman!"

Jerri Rigg: "Just a... knock on the old..." *zap* "...monkey bus."

Master Mentalist: "Jerri...?"

Jerri Rigg: *stands up* "No need to paint, I'm as flopsy-faced as ever!" *wobbles away, clearly disoriented*

Master Mentalist: "I... don't think you're fit for duty."

Jerri Rigg: *still wobbling* "Flibbertyjibbit, man! I’m as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!" *splat*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

"I struggle to comprehend emotions… and feelings... and women."

— Donatello at some point