#quote source: penguins of madagascar

[yukii0nna]

I just can't get this quote out of my head. Curse my weird memory! This is also none canon I think

After Chandra is unsealed

Chandra: Hello did we win? Is everyone safe? How long was I asleep? Why does the air feel different?

Everyone there nods

The Question: You were out for a few hundred years. During which Magic was villainized before it was believed to be a myth. The earth fairies now want revenge on the humans. And the less you find out about pollution of the water and sky, the better. We're sorry .

Chandra: What?!

Everyone glares at him

The Question: What? I thought that was what the nod was for.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Tell me something I don’t know.

Tim: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.

Jason: Tell me something else I don’t know. Something less... disturbing.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: Tell me something I don’t know.

Bruce: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.

Steve: Tell me something else. Something less disturbing.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[The turtles are trapped in a cage by Stockman fly]

Leo: Uh, okay, okay, okay, fly man! Whatever Shredder pays you, we can double it! How about that?

Stockman fly: Bzz bzzz bzzz bzz.

Leo: I-Is that a yes? Do any of you speak fly?

Raph: Nope.

Mikey: Nuh-uh

Donnie: Sorry, no clue.

Stockman fly: *presses a button and the cage starts moving*

Leo: *gesturing* You. Free. Us! We. Give. You. Lots of tasty trash! Om-nom-nom-nom-nom!

*the cage starts moving towards a course of deadly traps and killing devices*

Leo: Oh, crud.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: Tell me something I don't know. Elphaba: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself. Glinda: Tell me something else I don't know. Something less disturbing.

[starwarstrashy88]

Hunter: I don’t think you’re fit for duty right now, Tech

Tech: *sleep deprived and concussed* Flibbertigibbet man. I’m as juxtaposed as the next hamburger *falls flat on his face*

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: I don’t know, Remus, I think you’re pretty smart Remus: You also think there’s a little man in the fridge who turns the light off when you close it Sirius, clenching his fist: And one day I’ll catch him

[emmikay]

Ling: Tell me something I don’t know.

Ed: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.

Ling: Tell me something else I don’t know. Something less… disturbing.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Skipper: We have a plan.

Kowalski: We should point out, at this moment, it is a fairly terrible plan.

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

Skipper: Ringtail, don't you ever knock?

Julien: I used to, but no one ever let me in.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Cam: Tell me something I don’t know.

Segan: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.

Cam: Tell me something else I don’t know. Something less… Disturbing.

[cyber-streak-2]

*When the three are created*

Jawbreaker: Hello! Are you my new family?

Thrash: You don’t have a family, and we’re all going to die. Sorry.

Jawbreaker: What?!

Twitch: *Hits Thrash*

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[The Avengers are about to fight a bad guy]

Steve: I need options, let’s hear them!

Peter: [raises his hand]

Steve: No, we’re not running away.

Peter: [hand goes down]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: What’s a girl’s best friend?

Raph: Pepper spray?

Leo: Unicorns?

Mikey: Me <3

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Gunhaver: Admiral Flashfight! Speak to me, man! Flashfight: (dazed) Just a knock on the old monkey bus. Gunhaver: ...Admiral? Flashfight: No need to paint, I'm as flopsy-faced as ever. Gunhaver: I... don't think you're fit for duty. Flashfight: Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Apologizing is for the weak and wrong. Which is why Lucius should do it to me, because he is weak and wrong