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krysmcscience · 4 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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jaradraws · 11 months ago

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DISCLAIMER: the blood is a feature, not a bug 🩸☎️

#you could probably compress some corporate horror social commentary in here #'we create tech with the heart to love you back 🫀'#this isn't rly one of those things tho i just wanted to make a gross lil sticker sheet comparing veins and wires #jara draws stuff #original #cw: body horror #cw: blood #cw: gore

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xshinina · 2 years ago

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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newttxt · 1 month ago

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laundry day

#one piece #sanji #trafalgar law #do luffy and zoro not wear underwear? or do they just not wash it #brook and chopper are excused bc they dont need to #brook must be very happy on the sunny tho. probably loves watching sanji do laundry #the whole punk hazard to zou arc amuses me because… is sanji handling kin’emon kanjuro momo and laws laundry too

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hinamie · 1 month ago

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mwah

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #itafushi #fushiita #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #hiiiiiii sorry long time no draws i finally finished megumi's birthday piece and it knocked me OUT #so here is a recovery itfs smooch page. as a treat #itd been so long since id drawn yuuji at this point hdgsdd #gojo piece into 2 back to back megumi pieces that took probably a collective 2.5 weeks #crazy how fast the rust sets in with this kid #i think hes ok tho !!! it's always hard when one of them is standing in front of the other and blocking the Key Piece Of Hair #the one i lean on to carry the silhouette recognizability.....sighs #such is the peril of drawing smooch #anyway its always itfs friday in my heart so pls enjoy #this is brought to you by Thumb On Mouth #sequel to Hand On Thigh

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inkskinned · 2 years ago

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.