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Can life pause for a second so I can catch my breath

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Schlatt saying he was fuckable and hot before he got fat and grew out his chops. Man’s is still hot and fuckable.

Like twink Schlatt or chops Schlatt could get it. I do prefer my men to have more meat though. Good hugs from that.

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Some of my favorite hobbies are counting my chickens before they hatch, putting all my eggs in one basket, crying over spilled milk, barking up the wrong tree, and above all, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

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You are like the moon

I can stare at your beauty

And fall endlessly in love with you

But I can never have you for myself

You can never be just mine

You might sense me

But you cannot stop shining on everyone else

Edit: yeah no he was a dick, no thoughts about him anymore

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Once again I made the mistake of falling for a man, and was left on delivered because I didn’t sleep with him the first time we met. It seems as thought I should not expect to be respected and actually liked, but to only be seen as my body. Lifes a little hard, but also once again I have confirmed that I’m indeed very fuckable.

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I would taffy a cow

“Highlights of our results include merging of viscoplastic materials with complex geometry, a taffy-pulling animation with many fold and merge events, and stretching and slicing of stiff plastic material.“

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Changing my relationship status to ”It’s complicated” not because I’m in a weird relationship, but because I have fallen so madly in love with Pedro Pascals agent Whiskey that I couldn’t even imagine a relationship with a real person

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I totally forgot that I sometimes read smut on here, not a very cash money move on my part

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The world is kinda scrunkly rn

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Im a little munchkin cat

But like I can’t prove it, you just have to trust me bro

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Ahh the gnomes

Take me to gnome temple

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I made this meme that i found kinda funny

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Wanna be a little hairy gremlin, they dont have to do shit, just sleep, eat and shit. Now that sounds like a lifestyle that would suit me.

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VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUKI!!!!!❤❤

Hey september 4th is my birthday woo!!! Thanks y’all for a nice year!

I got a wishlist if u wanna be really kind (please I need an micro sd card) 

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IT'S

Peanut butter jelly time :DDDDDDD not really I dont like peanut butter.......... But it's time to watch peanutbuttergamer!!!!!!!

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^

if anyone draws me anything ever

im going to stare at it

im going to grin like an idiot

i dont care if you think its bad or not

i love it

i love you

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I love this, it's amazing❤

I made a song today !!! Consider a preview of things to come :) !!! Enjoy !

Link to soundcloud