#she would

[openachannel]

Watched the tribble episode and immediately thought of this

[ponku-po]

QUEEN - cranialgrind

[annemarieyeretzian]

laudna asking essek “is it because you’re still a war criminal and people don’t like you?” and essek answering “that was extremely presumptuous of you.” and braius pointing out “well, there’s a greeting card on your mantle and it’s written ‘to my favorite war criminal,’ signed beauregard.” 🤣

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Obsessed with the idea of fourteen starting to ‘fix’ stuff around the house and Donna going ‘this man needs enrichment’ and just handing him a list of thing she needs from various stores

[whatsfourteenupto]

Donna: I can’t find the Doctor, has anyone seen them?

Rose: He’s in the living room listening to music and staring dramatically out the window

Donna: Again? It’s not even raining

Rose: I turned the sprinkler toward the house to see what they’d do

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt : I love it when Tetra and wind have this ridiculously big age gap because the triforce of wisdom and courage are usually around the same age

But wind made himself a hero and therefore the age is off

Because imagine her point of view

You are an actual criminal with a height bounty and every sailor has heard of you at some point

You are tracking down a bird who steals girls

It grabs you and then you fall down and another girl gets taken

And a small essentially toddler begs you to take him to get his sister back

He defeats you with the most powerful sad puppy dog eyes ever (the only reason why tetra even had to agree would definitely be because of kids being kids like have you seen what she and her crew did with Aryll she was pretty much a family member the second they got her)

And you drag him with you and then proceed to lose him immediately after the heist

Then find him again and then get locked up in a weird castle while the kid does whatever

Get kidnapped

Beat up an old man watch an ancient civilization collapse

and then get saved by that small creature

He definitely ends up her son after this adventure considering that he gets to be a crew mate

Tetra deserves to be a mom for once (a cool mom who lets her kid blow stuff up)

Like the entire crew adopted Aryll and they only had a few days together

She got to do whatever she wants with no consequences

Wind spent even more time with her

You are telling me that he wouldn’t be the son of the entire crew and get to do whatever he wants to

Like tetra would probably jokingly promote him to co captain the second she can

And then make him the actual captain after phantom hourglass because that kid is the only reason she is still alive

She owns him that one

If the chain dares to try to command her little captain they will get thrown overboard very quickly

That is a personal insult to the crew

Which is how wind gets to be fully accepted as a very important and useful member because he got raised to be a total gremlin and if anyone tries to tell him that he can’t fight because he is too young he will do what tetra taught him and evaporate their kneecaps with the skull hammer

Warriors quickly learned not to doubt him

And he also steals wallets whenever possible

Even legend somehow lost his despite using any and all protection possible

[blightsmanor]

do you guys truly understand how important it is that the TWO (2!!!!) dimensional, time traveling, cosmo traveling places are a DINER and a MOVIE THEATER!!!! The TWO things that bring people together, MEDIA AND FOOD!!!! The two things that bring people together no matter their differences!!!!! No matter what language you speak, planet or universe you're from, what path of life you're from, movies and food bring us together. It brings us comfort, makes us laugh and cry, makes us FEEL. The two things the universe needs.

[theangelcatalogue]

Rip Astrid Rosenberg, you would love seeing Constance punch Ocean in the freaking boob

[yelenablshop]

[ladyantiheroine]

Elphaba, walking up to Kiamo Ko to meet Fiyero’s family, wearing a shirt that says “Your son calls me mommy too.”

[marbearmarigold]

I had a thought and now I am consumed with the need to see a scene where Charles and Edwin can eat again and Crystal gives Charles his beloved spaghetti, then turns around and hands Edwin a bowl of bowtie pasta

[ponku-po]

[sarahcmarie]

Cass placing things in people’s hands without saying anything cause she thinks it’s funny

Mid conversation Steph looked down and realized cass gave her a bunch of apples she has no idea where the apples came from or when she started holding them but cass was thoroughly amused

Tim is doing paperwork and cass starts handing him stuff he just held it In his lap at some point cass just leaves and he looks down to realize he’s holding

A screwdriver 3$ in coins a Backstreet Boys CD and a bottle of franks red hot sauce

Cass does this to her whole family she never intends to stop

[pocketgalaxies]

beau definitely went to taste of tal'dorei once and went "oh this place is STUPID" and proceeded to make it her entire personality

[doll-0f-flesh]

When i see a hot woman manspreading i just know shes going to dom a mf really hard.

[alex31624]

June: Would you like something to drink? *open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

May: Spiders?

June: Spiders it is then.

May: No, that wasn't-

*But she was already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*