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has anyone done this yet?

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honestly surprised they didn't mention the rpf poll after reacting to dan saying he is jesus

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choosing to headcanon dnp see us all as a sea of roombas with googly eyes, inhaling the proverbial crumbs of lore they know we’ll pick up like it’s our job (it is)

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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what is the most random dnp echolalia you can't escape?

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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

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what is the most random dnp echolalia you can't escape?

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queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

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people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

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I'm just gonna leave this here

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dan and phil be like:

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i want dnp to be sponsored by the finch app so i can have a little dnpgames shirt for my bird or something. golden pig micropet. let me in i have ideas

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the autistic urge to watch every danandphilgames video two or three in a row upon upload because once simply is not enough.

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I dreamt I invited Dan and Phil to a joint Christmas/Birthday party even though my birthday's in June and also it was at Jenna Marbles' house cause all her dogs were there

Anyway Dan and Phil show up and we go from birthday party section of house to christmas section and we pass through a full on church pageant??? to get to the kitchen which is where all the food and dogs were but the house was so full me and Dan and Phil had to form a conga line to stay together. We got to the kitchen and all the foods were variations of cookies/other bread products with green sprinkles on them which were actually quite good and we got to pet the dogs. Also Phil had to dye his hair back to black for some reason but to make up for it he pierced one of his ears.

this is so chaotic it's great

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"average person eats 3 pots of dip a day" factoid is a statistical error. Dan Howell, who eats thousands of pots of dip a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Dan and Phil in their ad outfits transformed them from our cool gay uncles to our gay wine aunts

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MULLET AND TANK TOP???? He's trying to kill all the dannies