#post behavioralism

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[valtsv]

always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

[stinkybrowndogs]

I mean I get that’s it’s not the only contributing factor, but I’m curious exactly how much of the shelter dog over-population problem is actually due to poor dog ownership/management vs the housing crisis and economical stress. I’d be willing to bet by investing in social programs that give people the resources they need to care for their pets (cough cough affordable and free housing cough cough) that the amount of pets in shelters would dramatically drop. We can all sit here pointing fingers and screaming at each other until we are blue in the face, but if the owners basic needs are not being met, how can we hold them to a basic standard for their pets?

[injuredsoullessfrog]

[artemis-melody]

[girlnut]

"boys will be boys" yeah boys will whine like a pup in heat while their pretty cock gets edged and overstimulated by a pretty girl over n over again until they cant take it anymore. boys will be boys though

[nowwheresmynut]

Pess loves Franziska

Pess loves baby Trucy

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[thecatcrew]

I…don’t think that’s possible right now…

[gildedlead]

Steph: I don’t think Jason likes me very much.

Duke: Huh? What makes you say that?

Steph: He cut my grapple line, just cause I tried to pass over Crime Alley!!

Tim: Eh. Jason doesn’t really like anyone. I wouldn’t take it personal. Just be glad he didn’t shoot at you.

Duke: Are we thinking of the same Jason right now?

Tim: Is there some other Jason we should know about?

Duke: Look, I’m not saying I don’t believe you guys, it’s just hard to picture. Look, here he comes now.

Jason, dapping Duke up: Narrows! You coming to book club tomorrow?

Duke: Wouldn’t miss it for the world.

Jason: Glad to hear it, and don’t be afraid to bring your own work, too. I’ve seen your writing, it’s powerful. Really. I’ve gotta bounce, but you think about it, alright?

Duke: Yeah, yeah…See you, Park Row.

Tim:

Steph:

Tim & Steph: Hey What The Fuck.

[imkrisyoung]

Can we please stop putting down autistic, ADHD, and other neurodivergent people whose traits are considered 'cringe', 'dorky', 'weird' or something else considered to be socially unacceptable?

We get enough shit from neurotypical people—we don't need to throw each other under the bus too.

"But they're making us look bad!"

I. Don't. Care. It's wrong to put each other on hierarchies. Simple.

[quiddie]

Just had a friend show me a conversation in a fan discord about Suvi as a Black American woman in the context of the fallout from the election. And honestly? Yeah. The blueprint is simple: Black women are expected to put their own priorities and emotions on hold to show up for everyone else's battles and hold endless space for everyone's feelings while simultaneously weathering attacks on our character (oh she's so angry/aggressive/violent/rude) and authority (she's a woke hire/affirmative action quota/nepobaby) without complaint. We're expected to save the day under nigh-impossible circumstance, and with fewer resources and support that is AT BEST, conditional.

So yeah, relistening to Suvi's speech in The Witness hurts now. Because that's exactly the feeling I'm wrestling with, and what I see mirrored in the Black women around me. We are exhausted and angry and sad. Those voter percentages are a betrayal of "we" that was promised by other marginalized groups when speaking of the interconnectedness of our liberation. And the unexamined expectation that we immediately rise from the depths of our despair to prepare for the next fight is a cruelty. Suvi isn't real, but if this helps lend empathy toward actual Black women in the world, then I'm glad.

[machveil]

the urge to just write about König being an absolute creature

Husband!König carefully getting out of bed around one in the morning. tiptoeing around your room, wincing when the door creaks open - glancing back to make sure you’re still asleep. you wake up a couple minutes later, his warm presence missing as you groggily sit up. weird, especially considering König doesn’t like leaving you alone at night

Husband!König leaving the door to your room open - having been worried it’d creak again if he closed it. you stumbling out of bed, poking your head into the hallway. rubbing the corner of your eye, you slowly make your way around your home, pausing when you see a faint light coming from the kitchen. you turn the corner, almost startling at the sight

Husband!König, frozen and wide eyed, looking straight at you. hunched in front of your open fridge, spoon of yogurt in his mouth, hand reaching into the fridge, clutching a jar of maraschino cherries. it’d look eerie if it wasn’t a familiar sight - your husband surrounded by darkness, the dim lighting of the dinky fridge light illuminating him poorly

Husband!König setting the jar back down, closing the fridge. spoon still in his mouth, he awkwardly smiles at you, eyebrows knit. he looks like a kid that got caught reaching into a cookie jar, head tilted down as he looks at you through his eyelashes. all you can do is sigh and smile back at him… maybe order some early morning take out for the poor man

[pwppydracula]

i just wish i wasn’t unlovable, this shit hurts so much idk if i can handle this anymore

[shzxh]

that feeling of emptiness when you just lay down, looking at the ceiling, thinking about what went wrong and how you deserved that, and you feel tears running down your cheeks and then ears. it's the worst one i've ever had and i don't even wish my enemies to feel like i do. fucking terrifying.

[bloodyrosesnthorns]

I'm sorry mom.

[robinspinknest]