#poor robert

[bigboobie27]

Hear me out

Batman gothic but it’s like Matilda

(Spoilers for Batman legends of the dark knight)

It’s basically little Bruce having to go against the horrible teachers and headmaster of the school. He has to navigate abusive teachers and school bullies and has to try to bring the children together (I personally think it’s very unlikely anything could happen without the help of other kids). But things gets complicated when more gets revealed and there’s been a string of missing children. Bruce has had enough when he finds the head of his friend Robert. He sets of a rebellion where the kids overthrow the teachers and the headmaster Mr.Winchester goes into hiding. I like to think of a bitter sweet ending where he’s hopes his friend can rest knowing no other children will end up like him and can finally go back home to his parents after the truth about the school has been revealed.

I like both options of Bruce having telekinesis like Matilda or just being a genius and using his wits

Idk why this idea is stuck in my head 😭

This is basically just the comic with a happier ending

[bobbie-robron]

You always knew that this was gonna happen, Robert. Just leave me alone from now on. I love Andy and we’re getting married and that is all there is to it. (Part 2)

Robert is so not having a good day. First Jack refuses to release any money to him to invest in the garage and now Katie dumps Robert like he’s dirt on her shoes. Katie’s finished with lying while Robert sees it as lying to herself. Robert’s totally gutted taking out his frustrations on a car (just like future hubby would).

05-Feb-2004

[kits-shrine]

Teal eyes drifted to the ceiling, glaring at the unseen man, “Granny, where are the stairs?”

"Hmm? Oh down the hall dear." Helena called back absently watching 'Markl' chatter gleefully in the dining area to the patrons there, very much enjoying his disguise and more importantly being away from home.

[highflyartist]

Sorry Robert- 😫

[amateur-wordsmith]

she just cleaned the table (Cassi and Robert)

C: You can't cry on the table yet, I just cleaned it.

R: *slightly muffled* i got rejected again

C: ... Do you want me to do something about it?

R: can you just. listen to me

C: I guess

R: *says nothing*

C: Are you gonna say something?

R: no

C: Then what's the point of you wanting me to listen to you if you're not gonna say anything?

R: i don't know

C: ... Okay.

[linnytheseagull]

More classic literature YouTubers because it's so funny to me

Bonus content:

[anadumond]

Best Actress in a Leading Role for "Poor Things" US actress Emma Stone, Best Actor in a Leading Role for "Oppenheimer" Irish actor Cillian Murphy, Best Actress in a Supporting Role for "The Holdovers" US actress Da'Vine Joy Randolph and Best Actor in a Supporting Role for "Oppenheimer" US actor Robert Downey Jr. pose in the press room during the 96th Annual Academy Awards

[arthursfuckinghat]

Oh Jack...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Started a new book series, and has been a journey...an Odyssey, if you will.

[alverelover]

[azertyrobaz]

Neel can't take a bath in peace...

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

OH MY GOD???

OH MY G O D ? ? ?

😭😭💜

[midnightinwales]

how is this getting worse and worse every time sth new pops up?

Well, Robert had nothing but Coverdale on mind in 93

[morriganthefae]

random house memes

[bondedcloud]

Best actors. Best actresses. Oscar moments. Photographed by Greig Williams.

[propertyofjameswilson]

Guys don't get him wrong, Wilson's not dumb, he just wants a chance to get close to House's cock. That's it.