#rand and mat

[alverelover]

[markantonys]

THE WHEEL OF TIME | season 3 teaser + characters

[fitz]

Rand, Elayne and Mat The Wheel of Time - Season 3 Official Teaser

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Rand after being chained to a giant wheel in his dreams by dominatrix Lanfear: I wish Mat and Perrin were here. They know how to talk to girls.

[terapsina]

The Wheel of Time character types:

The Dumb Puppy - aka - Serial Imprinter - aka - Won't Get A Single Break From Now Until the Final Heat Death of the Universe... Or After.

Tiny and Angry - aka - The Sleeping Berserk Button - aka - The One They're Not Gonna See Coming Until She Rips Out All Their Throats.

'If my middle name wasn't Spite it would be Fuck You' - aka - The Duck Mother to the Very Dumb Baby Ducks - aka - Will Spend at Least an Episode a Season Inside a Tragic Romance B-Plot - aka - Had The Braincell, Temper Made Her Lose It (she contains multitudes).

The Violent Sunshine Character - aka - Would Sucker Punch a God for a Homie She Met Two Hours Ago.

If Evil, Why Hot?

The word 'Nap' isn't in her vocabulary but it should be - aka - Can't Have 'One Nice Thing' for More Than Two and a Half Minutes - aka - Allergic to Feelings.

'There's a big sign that says Don't Touch The Red Button... I'm gonna touch the Red Button.' - aka - Who is This... Self Esteem You Speak Of? Never Heard of Them.

Voted Most Likely to be Adopted by a Hundred Random Strangers - aka - The Wolves Would Like Him to Get the Braincell but it Fell on the Ground and the Ground is Lava.

Doesn't Get Paid Enough for this Shit - aka - Clinging to the Last Braincell With the Tips of His Fingernails - aka - 'I can't believe I of all people am willing to have a single goddamn conversation here.'

'Fine I'll Do the Babysitting But You Owe Me So Much Booze' - aka - The Aunt That Once Forgot You In the Mall - aka - The Aunt That Gave You All the Safe Sex Tips and Traumatized You For Life - aka - The Aunt That Would Absolutely Bury a Body No Questions Asked.

[bluenoisen]

currently reading through the Wheel of Time (and loving it) and this dynamic in The Shadow Rising is so funny to me, Rand get HELP!!!

[pien-art]

wot s1 basically <3 (click image for optimal quality)

available as print here ! available on redbubble !

[eyepatchcrow]

thom merrilin teaching rand and mat gleeman skills as they travel together is kind of hilarious to me. like yeah, we’re running for our lives from the forces of the dark. yeah all your friends are probably dead. what about it. do a flip

[flashbacksechoes]

THE WHEEL OF TIME (2021-) first appearances in s02

[aotearoa20]

Ishamael: Do you really think you can stop me?

Rand: Oh maybe not. But youre forgetting that you left Mat in a room full of magical artifacts

Rand: and he has no idea what any of them do

Mat: (running around, high on cursed tea blowing the horn of valear with the DIY 'spear of darkness' under his arm)

[hxans]

Have some more WoT + texposts mash-ups

[maarigolds]

This was almost too easy

[markantonys]

nobody wants mat carnally: the ongoing saga

[alverelover]

wheel of time + the onion headlines

[faircastle]

I've heard men talk about you Two Rivers folk. I've heard the jokes about wooden-headed sheepherders, and then there are men who have actually been downcountry.

The Eye of the World, Robert Jordan

[stevenrogered]

THE WHEEL OF TIME 2x08, “What Was Meant to Be”