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Orpheus + Hands movements

🎥: @callmelasagna

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i’ve had the slow horses brainrot for all of two weeks and like. it may be small but it’s one of the fandoms of all time for a whump enjoyer. everyone collectively looked at river cartwright and said i’m going to put that man in a blender and he’s going to like it. i’m obsessed

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friendship journey, River and Louisa edition, part 2/2

SLOW HORSES

Jack Lowden as River Cartwright and Rosalind Eleazar as Louisa Guy

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I fired Scratch and Sniff a little while ago, maybe they're still kicking around the office nicking pens and toilet rolls.

MARCUS LONGRIDGE and SHIRLEY DANDER in SLOW HORSES (2022- )

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He's a highly trained MI5 spy. He's also a fucking idiot. He's bisexual. He has mother issues. He has father issues. He digs around in trash. He has no sense of self preservation. He ran around on a broken leg for half a season and then got blown up by a grenade. He speaks French. He's a journalist. He has fumbled bomb threats on two separate occassions. He has more head injuries then you can count. He's a freak for pain. He's been in a situationship with his rival for 10 years. He throws up when he sees blood. His mom was in a cult. His dad was the leader of said cult. He is permanently having the worst day of his life. He has the saddest, wettest eyes known to man.

I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

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my little princess (he yearns for bloodshed)

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loser boyfriend ; (candy — robbie williams)

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i adore him but holy fuck this man has the self awareness of a prawn

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I love this beautiful dumb wanker.

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Written by @elsodex and illustrated by me!

So, this took root 1 day to write, me 100 hours to draw and you 10 seconds to read (spend a little longer plz?)

Really proud of this one! I wanted to practice action and experiment with different coloring styles and I thank root so much for being patient as I tried out different things. Root, I loved going back and forth with you over the pages at every stage. I adore how you captured both Talanah's and Aloy's voices as they casually converse while fighting an angry Thunderjaw. Hope you enjoyed the Sunhawk teasing her Thrush!!

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river cartwright’s only hobby is throwing himself at situations then acting surprised when the situations happen to him

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finished s1 of slow horses today. you cannot tell me this is not an actual line from the show

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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waiiit. they don’t love u like i love u. waaiiiit

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The most unreal night ever, good thing I have proof it happened.

*DO NOT SHARE OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR WITHOUT PERMISSION*

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I love how everyone upon first meeting Aloy is like "hm. she's a bit odd, must be a nora thing." and then smash cut to a few minutes later and they're like "oh, she's insane actually."