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hey Eric! What's your favorite thing about kyle ? (OF course in a friendway :) )
It's fun to get a rise out of him, seeing him get mad is just so funny. Like when he gets mad enough to get physical. Love that shit. Oooh, ya gonna punch me Kahl? Do it, pussy. Haha. Oh, um, hey, Kahl...
-Cartman
(Sorry for no art, didn't think this needed any)
(-Salty)
#bro is a masochist lmao#he just doesn't know it...#poor gay boy#Bat My Eyes☆#Bat My Eyes☆ q&a#south park#eric cartman#kyman#kyle x cartman
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I just wanna dump s1 Jon in the depths of 2010s fandom tumblr and watch him struggle sksksksk
magnus archives april fool's episode and it opens with "statement of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way regarding her time at Hogwarts. Statement begins. My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks
#“Sorry what was that you said Sasha? People have >wars< about fictional characters? And the threats in the replies are... compliments?”#“No Tim you still can't make memes to promote the institute - we've talked about this.”#Jon Sims vs the unknowable depths of tumblr#this could end one of two ways#either he is so freaked out by what he finds over his weeklong deep dive#he never mentions tumblr again once the case is done#and turns faintly green whenever it is mentioned#OR#(and i think this is both more likely and funnier)#the archives team find out that jon has actually had a tumblr account ever since his uni days#he was AWARE of My Immortal and the concept of shifting#but discarded it as lies because “tumblr just be like that - you can't trust anyone on this website”#(which is valid)#anyway secret tumblr kid Jon my beloved#he has a mechanisms sideblog with jonny d'ville pictures he somehow managed to hide from sasha#Martin gets a nosebleed when he sees those#poor gay boy#anyway#tma shitpost
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regulus may have been james gay realization but who was REGULUS gay realization? dorcas. yk why? cus all the guys in his class had a major crush on dorcas diva meadows EXCEPT regulus and he never figured out why till he saw james potter on a broom in a quidditch match and then it hit him. thank you for listening.
#marauders#dead gay wizards#regulus black#jegulus#james potter#starchaser#sunseeker#james x regulus#marauders headcanon#dorcas meadowes#dorcas my beloved#but shes also gay#i will die on this hill#regulus you poor closeted boy
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Eddie on the bleachers in gym class chanting to himself "i'm straight i'm straight i'm straight i'm straight i'm--"
cue Steve lifting his shirt up to wipe sweat off of his brow showing off his tummy an the lil happy trail an the moles and-
Eddie: "fuck."
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Your honor, I am in love with a gorgeous woman
@ilonamaher on insta
#ilona maher#my poor gay heart#absolute goddess#olympics#rugby#rugby players#woman’s rugby player#Olympic rugby#the girls who get it get it#professional rugby player#professional woman rugby player#gorgeous goddess😍#gorgeous gorgeous girls#Seriously if you boys can’t hang get the hell out the way.
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Another very very quick sketch. I find young LWJ quite adorable, actually.
#mdzs#mdzs fanart#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#I really missed this dynamic later on in the book I wanted LWJ to get flustered from time to time at least#he's such a gay disaster as a teen tho poor boy
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Dorian gets offended/jealous Orym is talking about working out with Beau, so he tries to show off, Imogen calls him out on poor execution, so he just walks off to help Caduceus (who also quickly kinda roasts him) kkkkkkk
i need next episode to after Dorian and Orym wakeup together, Orym goes workout with Beau and have competitions, so the whole time is just Orym and Beau showing off to Dorian and Yasha, like doing push ups with them in their back or sm, doing upsidedown pullups
#dorian getting ‘jealous’ of orym ‘the gay little fighter’ talking to beau ‘the disaster lesbian monk/brawler’ is everything to me#kkkkkkkkk like i know he was just like ‘why havent we talked about working out? i have abs too?! why no compliments?’#but like bby boy literally got jealous of his man having jock talk with (one of) the local lesbian is so funny and cute#orym and beau being gayxlesbian dex jock solidarity is everything to me#their both the dex fighters of their group#brjeaus are jock bros but fjord still regrets asking beau to train w her#and poor orym doesn’t get to be dudebrojock no thoughts only muscle often#i remember him being so happy abt flexing to the skyship himbo abt him training the sword#let orym be jock moreee#i need beau and orym to have working out competition#like braius and yasha too let them fight#also need yasha and ashton having barbarian talk#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr c3e111#c3e111#c3e111 spoilers#dorym#beauyasha#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#tbh theres like some parralels in beauyasha and dorym#boom another parallel#beauregard#beauregard lionett#jockxjock solidarity#gayxlesbian solidarity#mlmxwlw solidarity
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By the way, I checked out the club's page yesterday. I saw something about a ship pairing — RyuZen? What's that? THE REBOUND (2024), dir. Golf Tanwarin Sukkhapisit
#the rebound#the rebound the series#raemakes#s:tr#asianlgbtqdramas#userpharawee#user25shades#usermickeyta#userbon#userspicy#poor zen wanting the floor to open up and swallow him whole#but grandma to the rescue#she really said#the boys are gay#and what about it?
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// arcane spoilers
Y’all partners in the biblical sense huh
#the way i took a picture of this thinking it’d be their gayest moment 😀 boy was i wrong!!#gay asses homo homo#gay#i feel so bad for sky dawg even in death she knew viktor dgaf my poor sweet girl u deserved better#‘ill miss our talks’ sky: 🙄#arcane#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayce arcane#arcane spoilers#league of legends#arcane s2#arcane season two#arcane season 2#doomed yaoi#yaoi#time to debut me and Mel’s new relationship#nyxposting
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i love dbda but i also love fashion history so i was very triggered when edwin said emma died in the late 1800s when she very clearly died in the mid 1800s
i would say the 1850s but the latest she could’ve died was in the 1860s
i used this as the reference because you can’t see her full outfit in the show. it’s not very historically accurate but it is clearly 1850s
just look at how similar they are. you cannot tell me she isn’t from the 1850s which classifies as mid 1800s not late 1800s edwin
#sorry guys i was really triggered when he said it#i love the show tho#but as a fashion history nerd and a huge fan of 1850s fashion i could not rest after hearing him call her “late 1800s”#anachronism#dbda#dbda netflix#dbda show#edwin paine#edwin payne#fashion history nerd#i hate joy fun and happiness i know#1850s#mid 1800s#late 1800s#emma dbda#dbda emma#dbda episode 1#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#charles and edwin lowkey stole crystal from emma poor girl just wanted her friend back but they she left her for gay ghosts#justice for emma
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brother and sister
#evangelion#neon genesis evangelion#rei ayanami#kaworu nagisa#kaworu and rei as siblings...my heart#kaworu loves his sister and thinks she can do no wrong(except make him suffer dealing with nature during summer breaks)#rei has her work cut out for her defending him from all the girls who want to date her poor gay brother#just wait until shinji comes along hoooo boy#idk what their last name would be. i guess siblings can have different ones so no change is necessary#my art
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Sketch dump! I have been sketching these sillies since watching the show. I doubt it'll happen but I want them to be soft for each otherrrrrr. They deserve love and cuddles and it'd be funny cause they'd be so mad about crushing on each other at first xD
Close ups under the read more! :D
#hazbin lucifer#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel#alastor#lucifer morningstar#radioapple#the radio demon#alastor x lucifer#lucifer x alastor#kisses#gay shit#distracted by sketch#Im not tagging angel dust#My poor boy only has a headshot in this one#he's just such a pain in the ass to draw#At least in my style#Im not cartoony enough
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This is the start of something new
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#Poorly Drawn MDZS#MDZS#wei wuxian#lan wangji#season 1#*I never knew that it could happen till it happened to me*#Listen there were so many good scenes I wanted to draw and maybe one day I will but dang#sometimes when there are too many good moments to draw in a summary comic you have to abridge them into something that gets the vibes#The teen boy shenanigans that wwx drags lwj into are fine and good and *funny*#but they are also 15 and 15 year olds will say whatever comes to mind whether its well formulated or not#Less of a gay awakening and more of a moment of realizing that theres a door labeled 'homosexual thoughts' in the back of the house#and someone just threw a baseball into the window of it#poor lwj for he now spends the rest of his teen and young adult years haunted by this moment#only to cultivate it into a garden in which he will one day marry this man#Live your life in a way that would make teen you implode -> my daily advice column wisdom#Side note: this comic is vertical because I...ran out of space on my page. I have been meaning to experiment though#might continue like this? Maybe...
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Prompt 22 - The Prefect's Bathroom
@wolfstarmicrofic November 22, word count 195
Sirius sunk into the lavender-scented water and let out a contented sigh.
“Remus, have I ever told you how wonderful it is that you’re a prefect?” Sirius told Remus before he slid further under the water, floating on his back with his eyes closed. The bath in the prefect’s bathroom was enormous. There really was no need for it. They’d had to fashion a lock as anyone with the password could just walk in, and seeing as how there were at least 24 people with the password, it seemed pretty ridiculous. He did not want anyone walking in for what he had planned.
“Every time,” Remus chuckled as he floated over to Sirius’s side. Sirius reached out and took Remus’s hand, and they floated there for a while.
When Sirius had had enough, he flipped over and jumped on top of Remus, startling the other boy. “Sirius, what the hell was that?” Remus spluttered as he sat out bubbles.
“So I could do this,” Sirius pounced on him. He pushed him up against the side of the swimming pool-sized bath and kissed him, bubbles and all. Yeah, he really didn’t want anyone walking in now.
#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar fanfiction#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#sirius and remus#remus and sirius#marauders era#harry potter#wolfstar fluff#the marauders#dead gay wizards#hogwarts#thats a lot of people for one bathroom#making sure no one can disturb them#sirius is a pest#poor remus#cute boys#the prefect's bathroom
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What Mahito did: Manipulate Junpei into being his friend and then killed him in front of Yuji, laughed about Yuji's desperation to save him, killed Nanami, got Nobara into a coma, destroyed one of Todo's hands
Yuji with Mahito at the end:
What Sukuna did: Threaten to kill Yuji's friend multiple times, ripped Yuji's heart out of his chest and then tricked him into making a Binding Vow that he would have to forget in order to bring him back to life, laughed at Yuji when he desperately begged him to try and save Junpei, told him over and over again that his mere existence would bring destruction simply by being his vessel, destroyed Shibuya and killed countless of innocent people, ditched Yuji to make Megumi his new vessel, then sinked Megumi's soul as deep as he could in darkness in order to keep control of his body, killed Tsumiki, killed Gojo, killed Kashimo, killed Higuruma, killed Choso, almost killed Yuta and pushed him into using Kenjaku's CT to get into Gojo's body, kept praising literally everyone else but Yuji (while still trying to kill them), who he kept talking shit about instead, got pissed when Yuji showed pity and told him that he would kill every single person still left alive that Yuji cared about before finally killing him
Yuji with Sukuna at the end:
#personal#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#sukuita#like whaaaaaat#Sukuna: did much more evil things to Yuji#Yuji: don't worry pookie I love you anyway#Mahito: looks at Yuji the wrong way#Yuji: I will rip you apart piece by piece and watch as the light vanishes from your eyes and-#-I will track down every future reincarnated version of you to do the same over and over until the end of time#like#I don't even like Mahito but my boy Yuji was WILD#he's down BAD for Sukuna I just can't see it any other way bro#also I might have forgotten some thing but tbh Sukuna has done so much shit to poor Yuji I can't remember it all#the point still stands lmao Mahito did a FRACTION of what Sukuna did and got no pity I love my absolutely whipped son#Yuji and Kenjaku both absolutely obsessed with their respective Ryomen twin the apple truly does not fall far from the tree lmaooo#Yuji really said he'd keep living with Sukuna no matter what anyone else might say or think and that he'd stay by his side till the very end#they make me absolutely and completely feral#these bitches gay#(good for them)
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me if Mike isn’t gay/bi,in love with will byers,kisses will Byers and and turns out to just be a jerk with no internalised homophobia so he was just a dick to will in s3 for no reason:
#It’s just poor character development/writing tbh#He has to have internalised homophobia bc otherwise what was the point of it all???#Why was he so mean#I could rant forever as always but if he’s not gay or smth then WHY WAS HE SO MEAN😭😭#byler#stranger things#michael wheeler i know what you are#will byers#byler endgame#mike wheeler is gay#mike wheeler#byler is canon#miwi#michael wheeler is gay#bi mike#strangerthings#stranger things 3#stranger things s5#boy kisser#mike
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