#the archives team find out that jon has actually had a tumblr account ever since his uni days | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

amelie-isnt-french · 4 months ago

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I just wanna dump s1 Jon in the depths of 2010s fandom tumblr and watch him struggle sksksksk

magnus archives april fool's episode and it opens with "statement of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way regarding her time at Hogwarts. Statement begins. My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks

#“Sorry what was that you said Sasha? People have >wars< about fictional characters? And the threats in the replies are... compliments?”#“No Tim you still can't make memes to promote the institute - we've talked about this.”#Jon Sims vs the unknowable depths of tumblr #this could end one of two ways #either he is so freaked out by what he finds over his weeklong deep dive #he never mentions tumblr again once the case is done #and turns faintly green whenever it is mentioned #OR #(and i think this is both more likely and funnier)#the archives team find out that jon has actually had a tumblr account ever since his uni days #he was AWARE of My Immortal and the concept of shifting #but discarded it as lies because “tumblr just be like that - you can't trust anyone on this website”#(which is valid)#anyway secret tumblr kid Jon my beloved #he has a mechanisms sideblog with jonny d'ville pictures he somehow managed to hide from sasha #Martin gets a nosebleed when he sees those #poor gay boy #anyway #tma shitpost

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