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there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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when it's so obitover

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naruto on main for a moment bc i miss my beautiful orange son (and the others are there. i guess)

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Kakashi Hatake + Assorted Text Posts (Part 11)

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naruto has such an interesting inner journey

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watching naruto season 1???

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color studies with ace❤️‍🔥

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“…you are dumber than you look…” Madara Uchiha

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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notice how everyone is horny today

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I need to check something

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not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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If Wyll was a bard he would definitely try to woo his partner with overly romantic songs

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The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king