#poolverine headcannons

[nikaandtea]

poolverine hcs!!

as i wait for art block to pass, take some poolverine brainrot because i need an outlet!

slight cw for mentions of vomiting, panic attacks, and a bit of stabbing.

The first night that Logan stayed at the apartment he insisted to both Wade and Al that he wouldn't be there longer than a week. Wade kept trying to buy him a toothbrush, assign him a towel, and even got him a separate razor. Logan was stubborn, and kept standing his ground on the fact he was about to move out soon anyway. But then Logan starts restocking household items after he started doing jobs with the TMA. Wade noticed that the fridge was almost never empty, and the laundry detergent hasn't run out in months. Logan started looking after Mary as well, and always denied any sort of attachment to the dog. One day, Wade notices the third toothbrush in the sink (which was usually the flimsy travel ones) changed to a regular one.

Wade is really physically affectionate, and that is not news. Logan isn't, and when Wade can't take the hint he gets a stab to the forearm. At one point, he actually does stop. Just for a day, Wade is too preoccupied with his own thoughts to nag Logan like he usually would in the morning. Logan notices. Logan notices, and misses the rush he felt when Wade would try and hop on his back while Logan was looking inside the fridge, or the taze into his side because Wade fucked around and learned the Wolverine was ticklish. So when Wade is reading something on his phone, ignoring all his surroundings on the couch Logan sits down. He sits down and presses their knees together. Wade initially flinches and opens his mouth for a snarky remark, which is cut short by Logan impaling him in the thigh. Mixed signals.

Logan regularly has nightmares about the X-men dying in his universe. He wakes up in a cold sweat and a racing heart from the images his brain forces to replay. Usually he walks about the dark living room and waits for a bit until he feels the panic subside. Sometimes he gets a drink from the kitchen and lets the buzz help him fall back into sleep. One of these nights just as he recovers, Mary bumps into his leg. Knowing she usually sleeps with Wade, Logan looks up from the floor as he sat on the couch, his breaths shallow and uneven. Wade doesn't question him, he gets Logan water and just sits next to him. Wade touched Logan plenty, uncalled for and vise versa. But Logan never forgets the long forgotten bloom in his chest that formed when Wade cautiously wrapped and arm around Logan.

Wade for sure has eaten a dishwasher tablet 'for science'. Logan watched him go through all stages of grief as he spit it out, tried to rinse it, foamed the chemicals further, and inevitably vomited. Logan made fun of him for a week and then made a deal with Wade to switch to powdered detergent.

Mary likes Logan better, you can't keep her away. Wade is jealous, and Logan knows it.

The apartment gets really cold in the winter. Al always gets to the only warm blanket before Wade ever can, and Logan didn't realize there is such an issue in the first place. Of course, he finds out in the middle of the night just as Wade begins to drag various throw blankets into his room. Logan and him bicker, before agreeing to go get more in the morning and tough it out for the night. Logan curses the shitty futon he sleeps on and bites down his ego. Wade is under at least five layers before Logan pushes him to the edge of the bed, climbing underneath the small pile with a slight shiver from the cold. Wade begins to crack jokes about how they are sleeping together, and Logan needs Wade, all of which Logan glares at him for before putting a pillow over his ears. Wade does end up falling silent, and wiggling up against Logan's back. He allows it, this once. Only because Wade is warm.

okay that's all they are the WORST.

[hellobunny19]

Poolverine being Laura’s dads headcannons

Note: in these headcannons, Laura would be high school age

Wade would be the good cop and Logan would be the bad cop.

Laura would join Wade and Logan on missions but not too many of them because she needs to go to school.

Wade would get Laura to stay with either Blind Al or with Yukio and Ellie and whenever she doesn’t go on missions. If they trust her enough to be home alone, they would give her an extra key to the apartment and leave food for her.

Whenever Wade tells her a joke, Logan would either roll his eyes or chuckle.

Wade and Logan helps with Laura’s homework whenever she needs it but when she asks for help with math, Wade would tell her to ask Logan because he’s not the best at math, especially the more difficult types of math. If its calculus, geometry, and other difficult types of math, Logan would help Laura with it.

Whenever there’s drama at school, Wade is most likely to want to hear about it.

When it’s time to give her the birds and the bees talk, both of them would talk to her and Wade would make some jokes here and there.

If Laura gets a boyfriend, girlfriend or partner, Wade and Logan would be happy for her if she is happy. When her boyfriend/girlfriend/partner meets them both, Wade and Logan would be very nice to him/her/them, they would also say “If you ever hurt Laura or break her heart, you’ll be sorry.”

Wade and Logan would give her 10:00 or 10:30 curfews when she goes out with her friends or partner, especially on school nights.

If Laura gets sick or injured at school, Logan, Wade or both of them would pick her up from school. If they’re on a mission, they would get Ellie and Yukio to pick her up. (Idk if Blind Al drives so please don’t @ me)

If Laura needs advice, Wade and Logan would always be willing to talk to her. They would reassure her that she doesn’t need to be scared or ashamed to ask.

Both Wade and Logan would sign permission slips for when Laura’s class is planning to go on a field trip.

If Laura has a date with her partner, Wade and/or Logan would drop her off. If her partner drives and they trust him/her/them enough they would let her partner pick her up. Wade would tell them both “If you two plan on having sex, make sure to use protection!” Wade and Logan would hug her before she leaves and tells her and her partner to drive safe and to be home by curfew.

When Laura is out, Wade and Logan would do stuff together at home or go out on a date.

[cptjoey]

i fucking love when there's a community who headcannons an angry dominant gorgeous masculine sexy man as transgender.

i've always personally seen people headcannoning twinks and submissive men as transgender. i figure it's a byproduct of the whole 'soft boy cute little submissive trans boy' stereotype.

i love my twinky submissive trans men, but it'd be nice for the rest of us to be as widely recognized in media and their fandoms.

what im saying is that i need to see more representation of trans men who are masculine and dominant. sometimes i think "trans men don't have to be masculine to be valid" bleeds into "trans men are not masculine ever and thats valid" in some people's heads.

and specifically in sexual works, sometimes i think that misogynistic idea of "pussy = submissive, dick = dominant " is there. people struggle to fathom a sexy dominant man having Not A Penis.

im kind of just yapping here. hope this makes sense at all LMAO

...this post was inspired by a trans-wolverine poolverine fanfic i read on AO3 btw

[drac0line1nn1t]

*Wade bought a laser pointer as a fidget toy and is using it around the apartment trying to get Mary Puppins to follow it* *She does not care however Logan walks into the room and Wade stares at him in confusion as his eyes widen* Logan: What is that? Wade: A laaaser pointer? *Wade points it in Logans general direction* *Logan sorta jolts his body towards it, clearly holding himself back with strength of will* Wade: *holding back laughter* Honey badger do you like the laser pointer-? Logan: *his face is turning red* I just think it looks neat bub. *Wade flicks the laser pointer over to Logan again and Logan reaches out his hands to catch it, Wade laughs and Logan's pupils blow wide* Wade: Holy shit you're just a lil' kitty cat huh? *Wade plays with the laser pointer with Logan for like five more minutes before Logan comes to his senses and becomes furiously embarrassed and storms off*

[batterysoup]

Local here, I like to imagine Remy talks about and treats Wade and Logan like they are his cats out of habit and people get confused by it constantly

Instance 1

Remy, texting: do you think if I asked really nicely the professor would lend me some shi’ar tech for my counters?

Jake(Courier): ?? why do you need fancy alien tech for your counters??

Remy: I banned Wade and Logan from the kitchen, but they still managed to bust up my poor marble counter

Jake: ,,, how exactly did they do that?

Remy: Logan pounced on Wade during a zoomies session and managed to put a crack in it :(

Jake: what the hell are you feeding them?

Remy: ?? Lots of meat because they’ll whine and beg if I don’t

Jake: um have you considered putting them on a diet or exercising them more?

Remy: they used to eat just beer and pancakes/chimichangas so this is progress

Remy: also they exercise plenty, i’m pretty sure they have their own danger room sequence for when the zoomies hit

Jake: how are your cats still alive

Instance 2

Scott: Remy why did I just look through the search history of one of our computers and find a series of searches on how much catnip to give based on weight and why did you try and ask how much to give for 300 pounds

Remy: god can a man not ask the internet a question in peace anymore??

Scott: not when you apparently have a cat in the mansion weighing over 300 pounds

Im finally going back to my roots of being a silly little headcanon writer 🙏😭 I haven’t really done one since moonknight I feel💀 but I gotta snag as many people as I can to join me on this ship,, also anyone else like Jake/remy😭 I need them at least to be besties after all their shenanigans and Jake getting dragged along by Remy Deadpool & wolverine style

[kayberrie]

She’s a such a little shit. I love her.

headcannon that while Logan tends to do this only when he doesn’t have utensils, Laura does it all the time just because.

also I���m unseasonably proud of that background

[sykoangels]

being relationship with deadclaws 💋

a blurb / headcannons

author notes: this is afab!reader this is also a polyamorous relationship post as well!! also this is NSFW AND SFW!

safe for work 💋

dates between both men are polar opposites. Usually, when you are on a solo date with Wade it’s something fun and silly like watching terrible movies and critiquing them or rewatching the whole adventure time series in one sitting and discussing the lore. Dates with Logan realistically are very laid back probably alcohol tasting or him teaching you about his favorite cigars and how to smoke one correctly

Mandatory movie nights every week! Each week yall get takeout from the shitty Chinese takeout down the street and watch movies from an iceberg tear-list y’all made way back before you guys dated.

Wade is a horrible chef his food is actually inedible. So Logan usually does all the cooking even though he doesn't like too.

when cuddling or sleeping the arrangement is Wade on the left Logan in the middle and you on the right. So you and Wade can sleep on Logan’s pecks and used them as pillows.

Holidays such as Christmas and Thanksgiving are always done up to the 10th degree. You and Wade love cliché ugly and itchy sweaters and a good homecooked Thanksgiving meal. Logan isn’t the biggest fan because he finds it obnoxious but he does it to make you happy especially (to stop Wade’s complaints)

For a birthday present, you got Logan alcohol you and Wade to drink since you all are younger than him (obviously above the age of 18!!). You brought him stuff like Pink Whitney and White Claws. He hated it but pretended to enjoy it because you were so happy to get it for him.

Wade’s love language is physical touch! he loves cuddling and kissing! he’s very into PDA to the point it could be compared to kids you see in high school mouth harassing each other in the hall. Honestly, you don’t mind because you can always tell him to cool down and he will.

Logan's love language is acts of service!! Even though Logan is very fierce and rugged on the outside. He always had a soft spot for you and Wade. He would do small things like give you his jacket when you’re cold or go out of his way to cut up fruit slices for you as a snack when you aren’t feeling well, sometimes he would go out of his way to buy your favorite drink from a coffee place you liked. He always constantly remembered the little things that you just say in passing and don’t think about it’s locked in his brain somewhere.

“do you know how beautiful you are bub?” Logan says just randomly (just admiring your beauty)

“If i was a Pokémon trainer you would be the main Pokémon i would use. You know like how team rocket has meowth? You would be my meowth!!” Wade says randomly (he has a weird way of complementing people)

not safe for work 💋

both men are insanely horny for you and sometimes they need you to fix it. In some instances they would both try to fight for your pleasure like a two mangy animals.

double penetration! especially after a fight

they have eiffel towered you before (iykyk)

Wade prefers late night and semi-public sex

Logan prefers sleepy morning sex or angry rough sex

Logan and Wade are both into insane levels of pain. It’s sadomasochism heaven when them.

they both have pictures of you in their wallets of in their favorite lingerie or skimpy outfit. Especially when they are away on missions.

face sitting especially with Logan while Wade is deep inside him. Logan can’t help but to nip at you as he struggles to keep it together due to Wade’s erratic thrusts

breeding 👏🏼 breeding 👏🏼 breeding (especially when Logan is in some form of heat usually around the spring / summer) He would wanna breed you and Wade simultaneously, and sometimes it happens.

“that’s it. Let’s stretch that hole out.”

“we'll make it fit”

as Wade said “pegging isn’t new for him.” It’s not new for Logan either. You pegged him on your birthday and everything changed. You had never seen him so needy and whiny before.

Wade is sometimes a cuck! He genuinely likes seeing Logan pound into you while tears of pleasure spill out your pretty eyes.

y’all have sex tapes! three of them. Wade jokes about if this mercenary / superhero? / x-men bullshit doesn’t work out they would leak them on purpose to become the next Kardashians.

“fuck~ baby your hole is pretty it’s almost like you made it for me.”

“that’s it bub.. finally using that bratty mouth to use.”

[14th-century-verona-queer]

The urge to finish the poolverine/deadclaws head cannon/one shot I’m writing but also to go to bed

I respect all writers and authors so bad this shit is hard

[gabbogoo]

I come with shit that will get me chewed on

(I’m the top, my friend is bub)

Then again wolverine can get his healing factor stunted so do whatever the shit you want but here’s my preference,,,,, I JUST LIKE WHEN IT MAKES SENSE TO THEIR CHARACTER AHJA TRUST ME MY TRANS ASS WANTS TO LOOK LIKE LOGAN TO, just a little chubbier…..

I hope the macaroni toadstool finds you

also give logan kitty ears

love you

bye

[henryinsaney]

Poolverine headcannon: After Wade and Logan have been together for a while, their nicknames for eacother, "bub" and "peanut" accidentaly morph into "blob" and "pen/is"...

[pitifulwolves]

Y’all gimme some poolverine headcannons I need inspiration for art and more fics stAT

[nikaandtea]

cuteness agression!

wade didn't even try to let logan have a good day :C

in all honesty i tried a new style w this and had soo much fun!! these men live in my head so so so much and i love them. might write some cozy stuff. they were roommates and all that jazz, softies they are. logan offered wade whipped cream on his pancakes and wade said something about logan's cream. now we're here. stay hydrated you all <3

[batterysoup]

Local here with random domestic Remy/Wade/Logan thoughts cause the angst I keep seeing is GETTING TO ME AND I WANNA BE HAPPY DAMNIT

Remy forces Logan to go shopping with him for ingredients because he can always smell what's the freshest and best

Wade and Remy have a nightly and morning skincare routine (Remy helps Wade with his to try and minimize the pain felt on his face cause of the shifting/scars/wounds on it from his condition)

Logan and Wade go hunting together when they get ansty between missions and always bring Remy back the meat to cook

Logan built a hot tub because Wade and Remy get cold easily and it helps all of their overworked muscles

Wade and Remy frequently bring back trinkets from their respective missions so Logan built a fancy China cabinet

Wade and Logan have lots of fighting (playing) sessions where they both go all out in between missions to keep them from getting bored

Logan and Remy both make Wade stretch and do different martial art techniques with them

They always fight over what to watch so they have a list of titles they spin a wheel for that gets updated regularly

Remy and Wade will gossip about the X-Men together while Logan conveniently pretends to not hear

Remy's cats have their own little areas in the house that Logan helped make (cat trees, steps, grass mats, etc)

Wade is the one who usually makes breakfast (it's pretty much always pancakes)

Logan sometimes stays up and stalks around their house to reassure himself that everyone is safe

Remy has constant cow licks because Logan will randomly groom his hair with his tongue when he's tired

They sleep in a big nest like bed that originally was just one of Logan's futons that they threw a bunch blankets and pillows on

Sob I love them so much please I NEED MORE OF THEMMMM

(Also does anyone know of a 18+ gambit centric discord😭 or a 18+ poolverine one?? I’m dying here)

[henryinsaney]

Another Poolverine headcannon: Once they fought over the remote so much Al had to hide it from them so they couldn't watch the TV at all. They were both so pissed the only solution was to make out.