#poolverine headcannons

[bangchansrose]

logan, sensibly dressed to go grocery shopping: what the fuck are you wearing

wade, wearing an ensemble that would evoke the fashion police instantly: it's incomplete without the red boa, i know

also logan at anyone who mutters a single rude remark about wade's outfit, claws out: the fuck did you just say

[hainethehero]

Some of y'all don't appreciate Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing and it shows!

Also, can you imagine if Wade went to a universe where Logan is some kind of vampire hunter, dressed like THIS

Wade would have a CONNIPTION! He'd definitely stay in this universe for a bit, just to get seduced by the Dracula slayer and then be on his way.

[goosepool]

After listening to Logan singing in the shower Wade is determined to get him to sing in the apartment in front of him. He’s playing his favourite songs from his old universe (after months of interrogation and lots of educated wishes). He will purposefully play an oldies radio station and all he gets is a hum, if that.

When Wade had almost given up, he puts on his fave musical, Rent, on the TV just for some god damn fun. (I mean is it a fun musical????). Thats when Logan pops his head round the corner, obviously recognising the songs, and smiles. He sits with Wade and sings along to One Song Glory under his breath.

Wade is, rightfully so, astonished that this is what got him to sing. He ends up starring in shock and love.

“Somethin’ wrong, bub?” Logan asks fully pretending he doesn’t know why Wade is shocked.

“You- It’s- RENT?!” Wade says.

“It’s my favourite. Close call with Les Mis though” Logan replies, relishing in the fact he rendered Wade speechless.

And Wade actually can’t reply to that. Logan smiles again. And if they scream a slightly out of tune rendition of Take Me or Leave Me it’s between them and Mary Puppins.

[nikaandtea]

poolverine hcs!!

as i wait for art block to pass, take some poolverine brainrot because i need an outlet!

slight cw for mentions of vomiting, panic attacks, and a bit of stabbing.

The first night that Logan stayed at the apartment he insisted to both Wade and Al that he wouldn't be there longer than a week. Wade kept trying to buy him a toothbrush, assign him a towel, and even got him a separate razor. Logan was stubborn, and kept standing his ground on the fact he was about to move out soon anyway. But then Logan starts restocking household items after he started doing jobs with the TMA. Wade noticed that the fridge was almost never empty, and the laundry detergent hasn't run out in months. Logan started looking after Mary as well, and always denied any sort of attachment to the dog. One day, Wade notices the third toothbrush in the sink (which was usually the flimsy travel ones) changed to a regular one.

Wade is really physically affectionate, and that is not news. Logan isn't, and when Wade can't take the hint he gets a stab to the forearm. At one point, he actually does stop. Just for a day, Wade is too preoccupied with his own thoughts to nag Logan like he usually would in the morning. Logan notices. Logan notices, and misses the rush he felt when Wade would try and hop on his back while Logan was looking inside the fridge, or the taze into his side because Wade fucked around and learned the Wolverine was ticklish. So when Wade is reading something on his phone, ignoring all his surroundings on the couch Logan sits down. He sits down and presses their knees together. Wade initially flinches and opens his mouth for a snarky remark, which is cut short by Logan impaling him in the thigh. Mixed signals.

Logan regularly has nightmares about the X-men dying in his universe. He wakes up in a cold sweat and a racing heart from the images his brain forces to replay. Usually he walks about the dark living room and waits for a bit until he feels the panic subside. Sometimes he gets a drink from the kitchen and lets the buzz help him fall back into sleep. One of these nights just as he recovers, Mary bumps into his leg. Knowing she usually sleeps with Wade, Logan looks up from the floor as he sat on the couch, his breaths shallow and uneven. Wade doesn't question him, he gets Logan water and just sits next to him. Wade touched Logan plenty, uncalled for and vise versa. But Logan never forgets the long forgotten bloom in his chest that formed when Wade cautiously wrapped and arm around Logan.

Wade for sure has eaten a dishwasher tablet 'for science'. Logan watched him go through all stages of grief as he spit it out, tried to rinse it, foamed the chemicals further, and inevitably vomited. Logan made fun of him for a week and then made a deal with Wade to switch to powdered detergent.

Mary likes Logan better, you can't keep her away. Wade is jealous, and Logan knows it.

The apartment gets really cold in the winter. Al always gets to the only warm blanket before Wade ever can, and Logan didn't realize there is such an issue in the first place. Of course, he finds out in the middle of the night just as Wade begins to drag various throw blankets into his room. Logan and him bicker, before agreeing to go get more in the morning and tough it out for the night. Logan curses the shitty futon he sleeps on and bites down his ego. Wade is under at least five layers before Logan pushes him to the edge of the bed, climbing underneath the small pile with a slight shiver from the cold. Wade begins to crack jokes about how they are sleeping together, and Logan needs Wade, all of which Logan glares at him for before putting a pillow over his ears. Wade does end up falling silent, and wiggling up against Logan's back. He allows it, this once. Only because Wade is warm.

okay that's all they are the WORST.

[hellobunny19]

Poolverine being Laura’s dads headcannons

Note: in these headcannons, Laura would be high school age

Wade would be the good cop and Logan would be the bad cop.

Laura would join Wade and Logan on missions but not too many of them because she needs to go to school.

Wade would get Laura to stay with either Blind Al or with Yukio and Ellie and whenever she doesn’t go on missions. If they trust her enough to be home alone, they would give her an extra key to the apartment and leave food for her.

Whenever Wade tells her a joke, Logan would either roll his eyes or chuckle.

Wade and Logan helps with Laura’s homework whenever she needs it but when she asks for help with math, Wade would tell her to ask Logan because he’s not the best at math, especially the more difficult types of math. If its calculus, geometry, and other difficult types of math, Logan would help Laura with it.

Whenever there’s drama at school, Wade is most likely to want to hear about it.

When it’s time to give her the birds and the bees talk, both of them would talk to her and Wade would make some jokes here and there.

If Laura gets a boyfriend, girlfriend or partner, Wade and Logan would be happy for her if she is happy. When her boyfriend/girlfriend/partner meets them both, Wade and Logan would be very nice to him/her/them, they would also say “If you ever hurt Laura or break her heart, you’ll be sorry.”

Wade and Logan would give her 10:00 or 10:30 curfews when she goes out with her friends or partner, especially on school nights.

If Laura gets sick or injured at school, Logan, Wade or both of them would pick her up from school. If they’re on a mission, they would get Ellie and Yukio to pick her up. (Idk if Blind Al drives so please don’t @ me)

If Laura needs advice, Wade and Logan would always be willing to talk to her. They would reassure her that she doesn’t need to be scared or ashamed to ask.

Both Wade and Logan would sign permission slips for when Laura’s class is planning to go on a field trip.

If Laura has a date with her partner, Wade and/or Logan would drop her off. If her partner drives and they trust him/her/them enough they would let her partner pick her up. Wade would tell them both “If you two plan on having sex, make sure to use protection!” Wade and Logan would hug her before she leaves and tells her and her partner to drive safe and to be home by curfew.

When Laura is out, Wade and Logan would do stuff together at home or go out on a date.

[eroticomens]

wade and logan’s usual pizza order:

one large deep dish meat lover’s pizza one medium hand tossed jalapeno and pineapple pizza

one coke (pepsi is fine, but logan will grumble about it) one “s*icide soda” (it’s just all the flavors mixed together, sometimes it’s terrible sometimes it’s great)

[justevelynnnn]

My domestic poolverine hcs

warnings: logan stabs wade (ofc) and a sprinkle of profanity

A/N: i wanna do a part 2 to this but i have no ideas😭 if yall have any ideas lmk 💔 also this is barely proofread and my excuse is that i’m a busy college student

- It took a month for Logan to get used to his new home. It was Althea, Wade ofc, Mary puppins and himself. Full house.

- Logan stayed on the couch that whole first month because Wade and Althea had taken both the rooms already. Some nights he had Mary puppins lay on the couch with him.

- Eventually, Wade and Logan started sharing his bed after Wade begged logan for weeks and days

-Both of them would unconsciously fight over the sheets and bed space over night

- They also would deal with each other’s nightmares :(

- Also Logan snores….LOUD.

- Logan didn’t admit it but it was nice to sleep next to someone that wasn’t a dog or some random person he was fucking. Just someone he could really trust for once. Who had his back and best interest in mind.

- Wade was the cook until Logan showed up

- The first day Logan tried Wade’s cooking he was just like “Nope nope nope” and got up and showed Wade how to really cook

- Another wolverine secret, He was damn good cook

- Ofc, due to the 200 years of living blah blah blah

- So now Logan cooks just about everything for everyone

- Althea was happy she didn’t have to deal with Wade’s horrible food anymore and Wade was happy he had a little house wife that would cook for him when he got off work

- Just kidding…okay maybe…..

- Mary puppins also took some getting used to too

- She would bark and bark and whine for nicepool sometimes

- Wade did his best to comfort her but it wasn’t the same and nothing worked. Not the bones or new toys or silly outfits he bought her.. just nothing

- Logan, however, was okish with dogs so he knew to just let her and make little cooing noises to soothe her

- Wade damn near melted at the sight…it was sooooooo cute! He got Althea to take a picture one day for him while he was at work

- “If you hear Logan calming Mary puppins down again take a picture for me, okay? Very important! Are you listening?”

- Althea was half awake since it was morning before Wade went to work but was just like, okay whatever bye

- The picture was crooked and logan and the dog were barely in the frame.

- It still went on the fridge though!

- And many more pictures on the fridge like…

- Logan sleeping with a permanent marker mustache on his face!

- Andddd Family game night !

- And a crayon picture of Wade, Althea, Logan and Mary puppins

- There we’re also polaroids all over the house of little moments like this and also Laura when she came over

- Wade was really digging this new family thing and so was Logan he just was never gonna say it

- Pranks were also frequent

- Logan Howlett did not do pranks. Not before the x-men, during or after. So his reactions of course were way funnier.

- One was the use of random airhorns by Wade and Althea in the middle of the night, one by each of Logan’s ears as he slept. Logan jumped out of bed slashing the air angrily with his claws, swearing like they were the only words he knew. Althea was a bit more scared than Wade but still found it funny.

- Logan stabbed Wade multiple times after that.

- Another prank was Wade pulling one of those “fake news of the end of the world announcements on tv” things where he got a fake video of a government announcement saying the world was ending and because Logan barely understood technology he fully believed it and was wide eyed and quiet

- Once he started pacing with his arms on his hips Wade could barely keep a straight face

- Finally a super serious and stressed Logan goes, “You think this is fucking funny, mouth?!”

- Wade died.

- He never laughed this hard in his life. He almost ran out of air and his sides actually hurt a bit but of course healed quickly.

- Logan still didn’t get it just crossed his arms in confusion. When Althea told him Wade pranked him yet again, he threw Wade through the wall and Wade fell to the bottom floor. Ouch. But so worth it.

- When Wade came back upstairs Logan cussed him out but Canadian style because he was that mad which killed him again and he just fell back down somehow

- Random tickle fights would happen but not a lot because when Wade got to Logan he would get stabbed as Logan laughed uncontrollably

- Althea would also hate it but would laugh at least in the beginning and then start hitting wade in the face when she had enough

- Only mary puppins liked it and that’s cause she thought she was getting pets

- Laundry day was also interesting

- Wade barely did laundry on the account of working and “fighting crime” and also because he hated doing chores

- Althea couldn’t see so even when she tried to fold clothes they’d be sloppy and put in the wrong places and just no

- So logan had to step up for that too

- And surprise surprise things would be folded so neat and clean

- Sometimes though when laundry day approached but clothes were running low the two men would just share clothes

- Never boxers even if Wade insisted over and over and over

- But shirts most of the time

- So sometimes Logan’s just in a ridiculous shirt of Wade’s

- Sometimes it’s the one with the words “two seater” with the arrows pointing up and down

- Sometimes it’s a pink shirt that is like too tight?

- They also share pants, socks and pajama pants but though they each only have like 5 pair of each cause yknow…men..

- But all of the silliness and randomness that is moving in with Wade Wilson aside, Logan adjusted nicely, loving his new home and family ❤️

[loganspillowprincess]

✨️✨️✨️Ramble Time!✨️✨️✨️

Okay, so I imagine Wade having a switch and playing animal crossing on it.

His island is a chaotic mess, weeds, flowers, and random items everywhere.

I also imagine Wade showing Logan Animal Crossing and Logan actually wanting to get into the game because of the villagers.

Wade's first villager will be Cherry and will be one his island forever! (He loves her too much)

Logan's first time playing Animal Crossing, he'd be confused and a grouch about it at first, but as he figures things out, he begins to enjoy it. Logan's island is more on the neater side but has some unfinished builds cause he's planning on doing something cute (probably with Wade)

Logan's first villager will be Wolfgang!

Logan would mostly attract the rare villagers, which causes Wade to get a bit jealous.

And, finally, Logan would definitely try to get all of the wolf villagers

✨️✨️✨️Ramble Time Over!~✨️✨️✨️

[bangchansrose]

reasons why logan howlett doesn't mind wade wilson's skin

1. he cares about wade and does not give a fuck

2. he's fascinated with gently tracing wade's ever-changing scars

3. he understands that appearance does not dictate character

4. he has literally been in every major war since the 1800s so he's unfazed

5. wade wilson's ass

[hainethehero]

Protective Logan

I just love the idea of Logan being secretly insanely protective over Wade, especially when he's not close by or within earshot. Like, think about it.

Wade & Logan are recruited to help out SHIELD with a [insert villain of the month here] and some SHIELD guys keep making fun of Wade when he says, "man, I wish I could be an Avenger someday. Even for a day." And the SHIELD guys just outright keep taunting him about it like, "Yeah right, Wilson. Your goofy ass is never gonna be an Avenger. You're too unhinged and definitely too ugly to be one. The newspapers and Stark Industries PR won't find you marketable or pretty enough to put on a front cover, let alone be on the team."

And Wade just laughs along with them, secretly hurt by their words but hell, he's always done it to himself, what difference does it make when other people do it? It's not like they're wrong. He knows he's hard to look at. He knows he could never be shiny and brand-new like an Avenger. So he chuckles at their digs and hurtful remarks and jokes- that's what he has a mask for, right?

And Logan, who's been silently observing everything from his corner, remains stoic and unbothered. Until it's time to leave when the mission is over.

"Hey Peanut, ya coming?" Wade calls, exiting the jet. Logan just grunts that he'll be right down and lets Wade go. The minute he's out of range, Logan rounds on the entire SHIELD team, unsheathing his claws menacingly.

"Yer lucky Wade's as good as he is because he's the only reason why your entire team hasn't been sliced to pieces right now. If you ever cross my path again, I'll flay every last one of ya, and watch ya squirmin on the ground lookin for yer guts like worms. Yer all fuckin useless, pathetic excuses for heroes and not even a million o' ya, would be worth one a' him. The Avengers couldn't hold a damn candle to him."

He sheathes his claws and leaves the SHIELD team shaking in their stupid boots, varying looks of terror on their faces.

"Hey, what took you so long? I wanna go get milkshakes!" Wade pouts, somehow managing to look absolutely adorable despite being covered by his bloodstained suit.

And Logan just shrugs, all nonchalant and lightly amused. "Nothin' bub. Let's go get ya those milkshakes."

[nikaandtea]

cuteness agression!

wade didn't even try to let logan have a good day :C

in all honesty i tried a new style w this and had soo much fun!! these men live in my head so so so much and i love them. might write some cozy stuff. they were roommates and all that jazz, softies they are. logan offered wade whipped cream on his pancakes and wade said something about logan's cream. now we're here. stay hydrated you all <3

[bringbackmaes14]

OP if you're obsessed with this headcanon like I am (and okay with explicit fics) you should definitely check out this fic series by @handful0fteeth because it is immaculate.

Wade calls Logan puppy and he realizes he really really likes that because it's still animal vibes but it's sweet and playful and cute and everyone who's ever seen him as an animal before has only seen him as a dog or a predator, as a wild thing, and Wade doesn't.

There's also a ton of genderfuckery going on in the series, from Logan to Wade and from Wade to Logan. They're calling each other princess and beautiful and sweetheart and neither of them can handle it and it's a wonderful thing.

Logan likes being called baby, or sweetheart, or darling.

All his life Logan has gone by different names. James Howlett, Wolverine, Logan, Weapon X. To some degree, all those names have their own meaning, but most of them don't exactly fit with the new life he's forged with Wade.

But sweetheart? It's soft, gentle, so goddamn personal. Wade whispers it in his ear in the morning while they lay in bed, thumbing over Logan's beard, looking at him with fondness written all over his face. Wade treats him like he's precious, something to be taken care of, something to be cherished.

Logan doesn't outwardly admit it, but Wade eventually catches on, and starts calling him baby almost exclusively. It doesn't matter who's around or where they are, Wade calls him baby in the X-mansion, on jobs, when his friends are over at the house.

And Logan should hate it, but he doesn't, because he belongs to Wade now, and every stupidly soft nickname makes this timeline feel more like home, more like he's found a place where he can be loved for something other than taking up the mantle of Wolverine or Logan.

He's just baby to Wade.

[ramblingautisticman]

So, I haven't stopped thinking about the dyslexic Wade headcannon- like at all- so here is the second part/expansive of this post!

I really like the idea of him being really insecure about it but slowly accepting it more and being more open about it.

I also wrote from my experience, and I'm not officially diagnosed don't come at me, but I struggle alot with reading and writing so yeah!

Anyway, enjoy. Please. I hope everyone likes this as much as I do!

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It isn't that Wade can't read- or that he doesn't want to- it's more that it's a massive fucking struggle. Most of the time anyway.

He's always had trouble reading (and spelling, but he can avoid that with emojis now! How technology grows!) ever since he was a kid.

And maybe it's because he didn't grow up in a great environment, or maybe it's because he was never really encouraged, but Wade never ever mentions it. Not to anyone.

He never told anyone when he was in school that sometimes words didn't really make sense to him, and that he was behind in work because of it, not because he would sit and talk (though he did that too). He never told anyone that he preferred art over english because it was easier to understand a picture to him than it was words. He never told anyone that he struggled to spell simple words like "bakery" and "shopping" but could spell "because" and "beautiful" because of a stupid rhyme he had heard once.

It was just something he had grown up with- something he had assumed other kids dealt with- u til he got to high school. Suddenly, he was surrounded by people writing 3000 word essays like they were nothing and people reading 200 page books during lunch, all while Wade still hadn't finished a single book he owned. While Wade still struggled to understand words that weren't in a specific font or colour- something he had realised shortly after turning 10- and everyone around him could just do it. They didn't take 10 minutes to finish a page of a book. They didn't get headaches from the concentration he had to use while staring at a page trying to figure out if the word "wandering" was spelt correctly. They didn't struggle to read the teachers writing because of the cursive writing. They could all just do it and Wade had to just sit and try.

Naturally, people noticed that he would read slowly and awkwardly when they read aloud in class, or that his work always came back covered in red pen from where he had misspelled simple words. He quickly became a target for bullying. Honestly, he probably wouldn't feel as self conscious as he does if that hadn't happened. If teachers had just stepped in and helped- noticed that something was wrong- he would've gotten some help and grown up with accommodations that would've helped him succeed. But he didn't get any of that. He got bullied for reading slowly and being dumb. He got kicked and punched because he had been spotted reading a book meant for younger kids (big mistake).

Wade tried. He did. He read books as often as he could to try and make his brain click- and it never worked. He would try and spell random words- and sometimes he got them and sometimes he didnt- and eventually he gave up. Eventually he succumbed to the voice in his head telling him he was stupid and that he was just going to have to go through life suffering.

And as he got older, he figured out stuff that helped and stuff that didn't. He managed to find a few fonts that helped, a few overlays that made it easier, and a few things to remind him how to spell certain words he usually struggled with.

He also got better at hiding it. Wade would tell people he preferred calls over text. He would open birthday cards and smile at the writing even if he couldn't quiet make out what it said. He would avoid anything that involved him reading in public.

And again, not because he couldn't read, but because it might take him alittle longer than it should, and the idea people would notice made his stomach fill with anxiety, sending him right back to being that scrawny kid I high-school who got beaten up every lunch time.

All of that only got worse after his accident. Well, the cancer and the torture and the murders, but ya know.

Now people were staring at him anyway. People would look and gasp and gawk as he walked down the street or went to the store to get groceries. Everywhere he went people stared. Everywhere.

So instead of being slightly worried people would notice him focusing too hard on reading, he was fully aware people were staring at him constantly because of his skin, and he liked to avoid giving them anymore reasons to stare.

To his suprise though, moving in with Al had helped. She was the only person he had told, and she was the only person who seemed to understand, telling him about something called dyslexia and telling him that his brain just worked alittle different than his. Then proceeded to pass out after using the last of her cocaine- but the thought was still there.

And she didn't seem to mind that he read alittle slower sometimes, because she still asked him to read her mail to her, and sometimes write letters or cards. Wade would have to ask her how to spell the words, but she never seemed to get angry about it, and she always seemed to know how to spell them. Plus, if anyone noticed it wasn't spelt right, they could blame it on her being blind (how was the recipient to know this letter hadn't been writing by Al? She could probably write stuff if she wanted. She's blind, not stupid.).

When he started to gain friends and family- somehow gaining a little group of them- he didn't feel as bad about them noticing. He still didn't say anything- didn't make it obvious- but he wanted them to know he read there cards. Make sure they knew he read the group chat messages. Make sure they knew he did care (and for some reason, probably because the writer loves this headcannon, it seemed like alot of him showing his cared had to do with reading and spelling), writing them birthday cards and Christmas cards, and responding to every single message.

He found a quick way around the messages. That was easy. Emojis, memes and gifs quickly became his best friend. They were easy to dichiper most of the time, and Wade loved them, so it was a win win! He did write things too, and auto correct usually helped if he was struggling that day, but he was getting better thanks to Al and her bossing about of writing letters to her grandkids.

Writing cards took a little longer, but he spent alot of time on each one, making sure everything look neat and was spelt well. It always made him proud giving someone a card that he knew he spent so much time on, perfecting every last word.

When Logan moved in, it was a topic Wade was trying to avoid. He knew he should tell him- they were getting closer and closer each passing day- but he always felt so stupid trying to explain it. It made him feel stupid, even if he knew he wasn't. Most of the time.

Luckily, it doesn't actually come up for awhile, not until they have moved into their own place and Wade is handing Logan a birthday card with a huge grin on his face, practically bouncing on his feet.

And Logan opens it and reads it, and smirks a little because "I don't think the word awesome is spelt like that" and suddenly Wade's smile is wiped off his face.

He really had tried- maybe he didn't read the word properly off his phone or something- because Wade is taking the card and trying his best to quickly read it but can't, and he let's out a grunt of frustration because rambling at Logan apologetically. "I really tried to fucking spell everything right- I'm the idiot for fucking trying to read the word to spell it- I mean, who does that when you can't even read properly? I can re-do it- gimme like an hour and a half to go get a new card and get Al on the phone to just ask her how to spell it and then I can give you one that isn't fucked up-"

And Logan shuts him up with a small kiss to the forehead, telling him that he "likes this one just fine, has more charm" and Wade wants that to feel reassuring but it somehow doesn't, and it just makes him more annoyed.

So after a small melt down and a good cry in the shower for fucking up Logan's birthday, he explains it to Logan. Tells him about how he sometimes struggles with reading and spelling, but he really did try with the card. He really does try to read and write properly but some days it's hard and some days he can do it easier, and that he never really told anyone until he met Al. He messily rambles about everything- including the bullying- and Wade expects to be met with some laugh or ridicule. Though, this is Logan- and somehow this man loves every other part of him- so why wouldn't he love this part too?

And Logan just apologises to Wade that he made him feel bad about misspelling the word awesome- makes a joke about how it's a hard word to spell- and that Wade shouldn't have been bullied for something he couldn't help. Tells him that it's nothing to be ashamed off, and that he shouldn't let it hold him back. Tells him that if he ever needs help with spelling something he can ask Logan, that if he ever can't figure out a word that he can ask Logan, asks if there are any accommodations he uses to help him.

And Wade tells him the things that help, the things that don't, thanks him for the offer of help, and suddenly it doesn't seem so terrifying that Logan knows. Suddenly he feels better about it. Sure, Al had helped, but hearing this from Logan made him feel less afraid to hide it. Made him feel better about telling his friends so they knew.

And Logan stays true to his words. He helps him when he is struggling with a word- never jumps in a reads stuff or spells things without being asked first- and even uses some of the accommodations. He has his phone set to a font Wade can read easier, and his next birthday card is in big bold writing (Logan's writing is normally really scribbly and hard to read) and on a colour that helps him focus on the words more.

And he tells his friends and they understand, they do the same. They help if asked, they don't rush him in reading their cards or messages- Yukio starts to use more emojis and Collosus tries his best to give Wade mission debriefs in person or voice messages- and it helps him immensely. He gets more confident about his reading and writing, and he starts to work on ut even more. And yeah, he can't get rid of his dyslexia, but he can try and find new ways that help him. He can find books in safe fonts and listen to the audio book as he reads to help (Though, he does prefer listening to Logan read to him, because his voice is so smooth and gruff somehow, and he could listen to it for hours).

Wade hated that stupid part of himself for so long, but now- even if he is 47- he doesn't really mind it anymore. He makes jokes about his spelling errors or words he missreads, and he works on finding new things to help with Logan, and everything is alittle bit easier knowing he isn't going to be ridiculed and judged.

(People who said they wanted this, I hope you enjoy! @wadewnstonwilson @logictoinsanity @zerotoqueero @superbattrash @spoopderman @klszkas @ohitsthemindstuffagain @mangoob @dis-plus-fanfic-reblog-writes (tagging yall who said you wanted to read it!))

[drac0line1nn1t]

*Wade bought a laser pointer as a fidget toy and is using it around the apartment trying to get Mary Puppins to follow it* *She does not care however Logan walks into the room and Wade stares at him in confusion as his eyes widen* Logan: What is that? Wade: A laaaser pointer? *Wade points it in Logans general direction* *Logan sorta jolts his body towards it, clearly holding himself back with strength of will* Wade: *holding back laughter* Honey badger do you like the laser pointer-? Logan: *his face is turning red* I just think it looks neat bub. *Wade flicks the laser pointer over to Logan again and Logan reaches out his hands to catch it, Wade laughs and Logan's pupils blow wide* Wade: Holy shit you're just a lil' kitty cat huh? *Wade plays with the laser pointer with Logan for like five more minutes before Logan comes to his senses and becomes furiously embarrassed and storms off*

[atimesfeeler]

Logan fell in love with Jean after what? A couple of nice/flirty exchanges and long gazes?

Oh he’s doomed when he moves in with Wade. Straight into the frying pan.

[allowmetohityouwithmyreblog]

I like to offer that almost all the jobs he takes that he offers to do for pizza or the like all seem to be jobs relating to killing abusers, silencing sex trafficking rings, jobs of the variety where the person calling for his services typically wouldn’t have much money in the first place, and jobs where they are I the need of the most help.

I’d like to think Logan finds this out by accident, after being asked to help him bust a sex trafficking ring, offering that he’ll split his reward with him, a full size deep dish pizza, and even let him pick half the toppings. To wade’s surprise, He asks why Wade’s only getting paid in pizza for such a huge job— and Wade’s only response is: “Ohhh,, peanut, you oaf, I would have done this one for free! Busting up sex trafficking rings is cathartic, you should try it sometime! Like free therapy except the therapist won’t tell you that they need a therapist….” And he trails off, rambling on and on until they actually leave for the mission.

Logan doesn’t question him again after this. He knows why Wade does it. He’s a hero at heart— a murderous hero, but a hero nonetheless. So the next time he comes home exhausted, covered in blood and grime, cheerily holding a pizza box, Logan asks to be invited to the next one. Wade happily accepts, “OFCOURCE! We’ll be like.. Like the trafficking busters! Who ya gonna call? Trafficking busters!… working title, I’m sure I can do better than that.”

And just like that, the worst Wolverine is a hero— well, not by X-man standards, but by his own.

Or something like that.

Thinking about Wade being one of the best mercs that there is job completion wise, his ratio must be somewhere close to 1:53 seeing as that's how unlikely he is to not complete a job one way or another right?

I feel like this ultimately is terrifying to actually witness.

Logan seeing just how much work Wade puts into his job and hearing stories from Vanessa of finding him sharpening knifes while staring at her while she slept in dead silence or finding maps, photos, very detailed plans laid out about his next kill down to where he lives, how long it would take for the police to reach him if he uses his gun and how difficult it would be to clean up if he used his katanas, etc. Everything is laid out from the second he steps out the door to the moment he gets back home.

Now Al's blind. So he gets into the bad habit of leaving everything out, giving Logan the chance to snoop, looking over the plans only to realize- holy shit. He has everything from how many vents are in his house to which neighbors might be a problem AND plans to deter them.

He comes to realize that all that over thinking Wade does and his one track mind makes him the perfect killer. Most killers have other motives. Wade just needs the dopamine of completely the task and moving on to the next one.

I can see him coming out of the bathroom to see Wade sharpening his tools while looking absolutely pissed but he's just focused.

"... wade?"

The once scrunched face man glances up at him and suddenly has the most confused puppy face before smiling. "Hi Wolvie. Finally awake, sleeping beauty?"

"..you good?"

"Hm?? Oh- Yeah I just got a job later." And thats all he says before going back to glaring, frowning at the metals, trying his hardest to get it damn near perfect.

You never really would expect someone so affectionate to be so serious about killing people, even taking intimidation jobs these days, as well as working for children.

And he never is kidding about the price that he sets. Sometimes, the price is calculated based on time and the amount of ammo he'd be using. Other times, it was a supreme pizza with banana peppers. So when he gets back he will be expecting his pizza with banana peppers. Dont let him down.

This works out sometimes. Other times, he gets too excited and says he'll do it for significantly less than what he should charge, but hey- it's all about that rush of serotonin once the jobs done. Nothing else matters.