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i’m in a spot where it’s raining today😭😭 like pouringggg💔
wtf it’s literally halloween and it was clear and sunny all the days before today this is so sad
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Halloween🎃
A/N: Quick drabble cause halloween😭 i had nothing big planned tbh. Also barely proofread as of rn i got too much school stuff to worry abt to proofread good or make that masterlist 💀 so sorry guys but anyways Happy Halloween!
Summary: The crews first halloween together!
Warnings: Cussing and Logan stabs Wade once
- Logan never really celebrated halloween. I mean this guy saw the holiday become what it is now. But he never went trick or treating and even as he got older he’s always had other things to worry about.
- Wade was the same (the never celebrating halloween thing not being old enough to see Halloween come to america)
- Both of them had tough childhoods.
- Wade went to a few halloween parties and dressed up but his heart was never fully in it (other than that year he had with Vanessa..)
- This year instead of it being just him and althea now he has her, Logan, mary puppins AND laura.
- He felt…more excited? This year?
- He really wanted to show Logan around his universe and celebrate all these holidays with him. And even though Laura was older she actually wanted to go trick or treating still just to experience it.
- “Peanut, you have to step up and at least take her to a few houses!” Wade said to Logan at dinner.
- “She ain’t my daughter or responsibility, bub. Ion gotta do shit.” Logan snapped as he took a swig of his beer. “Plus, ain’t she a bit too old for that shit anyways? We can buy her candy at the damn store.”
- “Logan…we have an opportunity here to change her life! Give her a good memory just once!”
- “Fuck off.” Logan looked away.
- Wade thought a moment. “Okay…if you take her to..” he thinks for a second, “Take her to 5 houses and i won’t talk for a whole day!”
- Logan looked at Wade but didn’t move his head.
- “Okay. 5 days.”
-“Deal.”
- “Wanna shake on it?” Wade stretched out his hand but Logan declined.
- “I knew you were scratching your balls under the table, Wade”
- “Oh.”
- Wade helps Laura pick a costume and left Al to decorate and Logan to watch her decorate.
- “That’s upside down yknow.” Logan said looking at the Halloween poster on the wall.
- “No. I don’t know. How could i know? You’re just as dumb as that idiot.” Al joked as she turned the poster right side up.
- Logan just shook his head and looked out the window. Kids were already walking around with parents and going around. Wade said he might be late getting back and to just “hand out the candy to the kiddies, peanut.”
- He grumbled. No one showed up yet.
- Deep down he felt a twinge of sadness over not getting to experience this. It was very small. He actually liked halloween as time went on because it was the one night mutants could be mutants and not get judged…
- The door bell rings which snaps him from looking out the window. Al yells at him to get the door. It was probably Wade and Laura finally.
- It was not.
- “Trick or treat!!”
- A small ghost and a slightly taller Princess hold up semi filled pumpkin buckets. The princess smiles widely the ghost of course was emotionless.
- “Hey…there….” Logan said quietly. He was not good with damn kids. No no no. Nope. He almost closed the door and said fuck it but the princess started to look confused.
- “Hey, mister where’s our candy?”
- “Right….” Logan gets some candy and pours it into the kids pumpkins. “Okay…..run along now.”
- The kids run off giggle to the next door across the hall from the apartment. Logan sighed and closed the door.
- Another kid came alone a few minutes later. They were dressed up as sabertooth and for some reason this scared logan enough to accidentally draw his claws.
- “Shit- Sorry kid. Didn’t mean to-“ Logan rubbed his hand where the claws came out and but the kid to his surprise wasn’t scared…he didn’t run off to tell anyone he found a mutant…
- “Are those…real?” The kid asked point at his hand.
-“Oh…no..it’s my..costume. Yeah. Yeah, i’m that wolverine guy..” Logan lied.
- The kid beamed. “Wow! That’s awesome!”
- “Thanks kid. Y’want come candy?” Logan picked out he bowl but the kid shook his head.
- “That was way cooler than candy…can i see it again? Can you do it again? Pleaseeee?”
- Logan slowly drew out his claws as the kid looked shocked. “Wow wow wow! They look so real! You’re cool! Can i touch one?”
- Logan let him and told him to be careful.
- The kid started to leave and Logan waved him goodbye. Maybe kids aren’t so bad after all…
- Right when the kid left Wade and Laura came around the corner.
- “See you’re great with kids!” Wade said as he slow clapped.
- “Whatever..” Logan brushed it off, just this once. He was in a good mood right now..
- Logan complimented Lauras costume and let her lead the way as she was actually excited for once. She smiled up at him as they walked the neighborhood and went to definitely more than 5 houses. She talked about the other Logan and how she missed him and how grateful she was for him to take her to do this.
- “No problem, kid.” Logan just said. “Ready to head back?”
- Laura’s pillowcase was full now and also heavy so Logan had it. It was so full you couldn’t even close it anymore.
- She nodded as they walked back home.
- Wade wanted to join but he decided to stay back and let Logan and Laura have their time.
- Also he had to take over handing out candy duty since Al kept dropping candy in the floor, missing kids buckets and pillow cases.
- Halloween music played now and orange and black balloons filled the apartment along with a couple of random Halloween themed decor. Wade finished decorating for Al also because a lot of stuff was in the wrong spot.
- “Al way did you put the front door mat by the bathtub?? And what-? Why is the string of orange lights covering the couch and not the wall? And..why is Mary puppins not in her wolverine costume???”
- When Logan and Laura got back laughing Wade smiled. “Looks like you two had fun!”
- “Yeah, and we went to more than 5 houses too so now you have to shut up for 100 days.” Logan joked.
- “Yeah, so that was not part of the deal…”
- “Too bad. Shutting up time starts now.”
- Laura laughed and handled Wade his favorite candy. “It’s okay..take this. I’ll convince him to shorten you sentence.”
- Wade just nodded sadly and ate the candy.
- As the night came to an end, the family decided to watch a couple of scary movies and share Laura’s candy. Laura got scared for a moment when she saw Mary puppins secretly got into some of the Hersey pile but Wade soon reminded her, “She’s a deadpool remember? She’ll be fine…”
- “Oh right..”
- Logan quickly stabbed him with one claw barking, “Hey! No talking remember?!”
- Wade mouthed, “Geez..” And rubbed where he got stabbed but said nothing else.
- The night ended with Logan passed out drunk(he’d forget the deal he and Wade made by morning for sure), Wade falling asleep next to him, Al going to her room after the first movie ended, Laura falling asleep at the end of the couch on Logan’s other shoulder, and Dogpool sleeping in a pile of chocolate candy wrappers…
#logan howlett#wolverine#the worst wolverine#poolvertober#poolverine has taken over my every waking thought#poolverine#laura x23#mary puppins#dogpool#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#happy halloweeeeeeen#🎃
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Drabble for a protective logan of a pregnant!reader
Pairing: Logan Howlett x Pregnant!Reader
Warnings: Pregnancy, a bit of feral logan, childbirth..
A/N: ive had this prompt on my mind for a whileee however i don’t think this will have a follow up cause i got kinda lazy towards the end
- He knows before you do honestly. Strong sense of smell and all that jazz. But also he senses your heart rate slightly increase even though you’re not doing anything
- You smell different..almost…sweeter? At least to him.
- A week after he noticed you tell him how you missed your period and he just just looks at you and nods like “duh, you’re pregnant…”
- You still go to Jean to get an ultrasound and what do ya know, there’s a bun in the oven!
- Immediately after it’s officially confirmed Logan forbids you to go on anymore missions or really do…anything..
- Going out with Storm? Where? Why? No, no, no stay here it’s too dangerous out there..
- He didn’t let you lift anything, do chores, cook…
- Nope nope nope just stay there.
- As time goes on you get a bit annoyed but you’ll admit it’s cute seeing him like this.
- He cuddles with you every single night, arm protectively slung around your belly. He kisses it every night and then your forehead. He’s so soft with you..
- As your bump started to show he just couldn’t stop looking. He was surprisingly very excited to be a father. He was gonna raise this kid right. Protect them from any harm as much as he can. You included.
- He’s always been protective over you but now?
- One day, You were trying to reach something and Scott comes by, noticing you need help and walks over to help you reach whatever you want. Unfortunately for him, Logan saw this from around the corner and also saw how Scott gently touched your side as he helped you.
- Logan saw red. He snarls and then lunged at Scott and damn near bites him. Scott jumps back a bit, startled by the sudden feralness.
- “Don’t. Touch. Her. Again. Got it, Summers?” Logan growled angrily.
- Scott just nodded and then quickly left.
- You scolded Logan immediately after but Logan ignored you and just looked at you for any “marks”
- So after that no one was to ever touch you unless it was Jean doing a check up. Or another mutant if she couldn’t.
- Logan didn’t care. In his mind he was keeping you 100% safe. From harm..germs…whatever
- He’d make you wear his clothes so his “scent” would be on you and also because your clothes were getting too tight
- Whatever you craved, he’d get it.
- If you wanted water at 4am, he’s up and going to get it immediately, like he wasn’t just sleeping moments before
- Back hurting? He’s now a licensed massage therapist.
- Someone’s cooking food that’s making you gag? He’s going into the kitchen and scolding whoever’s cooking.
- That one was a bit embarrassing but they never really minded and understood you were pregnant
- After a while you started to become more and more out of breath so now you reallyyyy couldn’t do anything. You had to beg Logan to at least let you get some fresh air or something because staying in bed all day was not the answer even if your feet were swelling and you back was killing you.
- He’d walk with you outside as you talked about your day and he just listened. He’d ask about the baby and how you felt and how he felt about becoming parents
- He was more cuddly when you neared the end of your third trimester. Hugging you more, kissing you more, talking to your now huge stomach and rubbing it and feeling when the baby kicked
- You both didn’t know if the baby was gonna be a mutant or not or the gender or anything but just knew it was healthy and that was honestly enough
- You decided to deliver at the mansion because well, the hospitals nearby did not like or tend to mutants at all..
- You started getting braxton hicks here and there and you knew the baby had dropped. It was getting hard to move and the mansion was on edge. Logan especially.
- He’d pace around you as you groan and winced in pain but told him, “False alarm honey…just another hick..”
- But was it? What if it’s time? What if you two ignore this and then it’s too late? What if something is wrong and and-
- There was alot of calming Logan down now..reassuring you’re fine
- A week before you were due, you were thrown a baby shower.
- It was Rogues idea and everyone gave you a little something. Diapers, Toys, bottles…
- They had all your favorite foods from your pregnancy, even the super weird cravings
- You cried.
- Logan got mad when he saw you cry. “Who did this?? Why is she crying? Was it you, Summers? Why i outta-“
- You tell him you’re just very happy and emotional right now and not sad. And, no, Scott did nothing wrong so please put him down oh my gosh…
- It’s true you were very emotional and hormonal the whole time and you were so ready to be done
- A week later, in the middle of the night you got up to use the bathroom for the 5th time. Not wanting to wake up Logan over and over just to walk to the bathroom, you went alone, waddling to the door.
- The second you got there though there you immediately started leaking. And you would’ve been embarrassed of you didn’t immediately have the worst braxton, no….this wasn’t that…this was more…
- “Logan. Logan!”
- Logan jumped up and and ran over to you asking what happened and what’s wrong..
- You start to tell him and suddenly you’re hit again with another contraction
- It was time.
- Logan woke up everyone he could after getting you tot he medical room.
- He left the students be but it’s not like they couldn’t hear you yelling anyways
- He stood by you the entire time as you squeezed his hand and cried in pain. He almost growled at Jean hooking you up the machines but he knew it was to monitor if you and the baby were okay.
- He was so focused on you that he didn’t care for everyone crowding also but when it was time to push he barked for everyone to get back even Jean
- He let you squeeze the life out of his hand as you pushed and encouraged you the whole time and wiped your forehead
- And after several minutes of this chaos…
- “Congratulations…you guys are now officially parents!” Jean says as she holds the crying newborn baby.
- As she helped lay the baby on your bare chest, you and Logan just smiled at your child.
#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett#drabble#pregnant reader#xmen drabble#wolverine#wolverine x reader
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Older Logan will always be my favorite ❤️❤️
"oh you like that, don't you?" he grins, pushing two thick fingers into your mouth, "yeah. . . just like that, take 'em." nodding eagerly, you drool messily against his digits, muffled moans dripping from your lips as he drives deeper. "you like an older man takin' care of you, huh honey? givin' you all the things boys your age won't. . ." ੈ♡˳ logan promptober day 26 - greying
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“Mustard & Ketchup”
Summary: you’re a runaway mutant and you need a place to stay. you find one but is it worth the chaos?
Warnings: mentions of blood and knives, profanity, written with fem!reader in mind but could be gender neutral or male iyw
A/N: This has been in my drafts for weeks so I gotta get it out before the dust collects on it💀 not really proofread tbh..
You stared at the paper in you hand titled in big letters “Roomate needed” and sighed.
You were a mutant who couch surfed after running away from home. Cue typical tragic backstory stuff. Anyways, the last person found out what you were and you had to bounce. Now you needed a place to stay for cheap and quick. You had a job at some bar (that was a secret mutant friendly space) but it couldn’t really pay bills, let alone rent.
So after work one day, when you saw a roommate need flyer you grabbed it immediately. Under the title was an odd drawing of a ketchup bottle and a mustard bottle done in crayon with some red guy in the corner waving. Then under that was the following(also in crayon) : roomate needed asap. rent’s under $300. must be ok with dogs, blind old people, claws and blood. (Like lots of blood)
You sighed. It’s been a week on streets and sleeping on cold benches and that rent was enticing. Whoever made the flyer though was definitely either a child or someone extremely questionable but you definitely weren’t in any spot to be picky right now. Even though you were slightly turned away by the emphasis of “being ok with blood” (what the hell could that even mean!?!) Maybe you can save up while there and hopefully move out soon.
The address was at the bottom of the paper so you decided you’ll stop by in the morning.
The apartment actually wasn’t too far from the bar and the bench you claimed for the week was close to the bar also so after doing a quick freshing up in the bar bathroom you made your way to the apartment. It was decent enough…nothing shady..but nothing special either. The second you got to the door you heard screaming and a dog barking. Was this really the place?
Just when you were about to turn around and rethink this whole thing the door flung open. You gasped as a man with….spotted skin?? stood at the door with a knife stuck in the side of his head. He was bald and actually kinda tall? Notably, he also wore pink boxers paired with a my little pony shirt. No socks. Very odd sight to see and take in.
“Sorry, I think I have the wrong-“ you started but the man looked down at you holding the flyer and immediately exclaimed, “Oh! Logan! Someone’s seen one of the flyers I made! Oh, do come on in we were just having a friendly fight…”
All you could muster was, “Friendly?” As you glanced at the knife and blood in his shirt. Distracted, he successfully ushered you in the door as you were soon met with a small, old looking dog with its tongue hanging out. It barked at you and you jumped slightly.
“Oh, don’t mind her…he’s as sweet as pie. Well, maybe some really old and hairy pie but still sweet regardless.” The man said as he closed the door. “I’m Wade by the way.”
You smiled at the dog but soon turned to protest being in the apartment. It was quite the scene. You knew it was at least more than one person living here, not only because you heard arguing before the door opened but because of all the stuff. I mean, no way this was all him? Right?
“Hey, so, you know what…I dunno about all this…I mean..wow..” You looked around and soon noticed more blood, clothes everywhere, multiple bottles of alcohol , definitely a lot of knifes and..swords..? Half lit cigars? And why does the couch have 3 large claw marks in them? Surely, it couldn’t have been this dog.
Was that stuffed unicorn?
Wade noticed you concerned and sighed.
“You know this place was a lot neater a week ago, but let’s just say I recently adopted an alcohol addicted wolverine so everything has gone to shit. I mean, look at my head!” The man dramatically pointed to the knife. “He did this!”
You just laughed and backed up. Okay, now it’s time to really get the hell out. Of course, before you could move or even reply, soon entered another character. You watched a gruff, also taller but older looking man walk out. He was, too, covered with splats of blood.
“Speak of the devil. Hey, you got an apology yet, wolvie? Hm? Go on.” Wade crossed his arms and glared at the other man but the man just stared at you in confusion.
“Wade, who the fuck is this?”
Oh, this was awkward.
“I told you, someone saw our flyer! You never listen! Y’know, I’m starting to want a divorce!”
“Our flyer??”
“Well, I told you I was making one! Again, you don’t listen! You’re not being very mindful or demure right now!”
“What??????” Cue a head tilt which you found sightly amusing. “What the fuck are you talking about-….”
You decided to interrupt. “Um..yeah so if it’s gonna be a problem I can go….”
You started moving towards the door but Wade stopped you and said, “Oh, no no no..don’t let this meanie beanie weenie scare you away. This monster. This..this drunk!” Wade glared at him as the man rolled his eyes and looked away. “You’re welcomed to the family as of right freaking now!.”
The older man sighed and silently cursed as Wade sat you on the couch.
“Well, I don’t have anything other than this paper I guess..oh and my wallet and phone.” You decided you should also tell them the biggest secret you normally keep from others. That you were a mutant. Luckily for you, it was more hidden but it scared the hell out of the last person you stayed with so you wanted to get it out the way now. “Um…I should have you know, since my other folks didn’t like that i suprised them.. that I am a…y’know..”
You trailed off hoping he would get it but you quickly got your answer when Wade shouted, “A mutant!”
The old man glanced at you for a second as you fearfully watched their reactions but when the older man didn’t move and Wade hugged you,rather tightly also, you felt some relief.
“Me, too girlfriend…actually us two! It’s so nice to have another mutant friend. This whole thing is playing out just like my fan-fiction!”
“Us?” You asked ignoring the odd comment he made at the end.
“Means me.” The older man spoke up. “Name’s Logan.”
He waved once and walked up to Wade.
Logan asked Wade if he could speak alone and Wade told you to stay put as they went into another room. As you heard some back and forth going on you couldn’t help but wonder what mutations they could have. Maybe that explains Wades skin? And the fact he had a nice in his head, even now still, that didn’t seem to bother him. At first you just ruled him out as crazy but this makes sense too.
You were left alone for 5 minutes until Wade came back out.
“Okay, so, here’s the deal. Logan is being a big fat baby but I say you can stay on the account this is my place. We definitely need some extra hands around here so you can just stay on the couch. All the beds are taken right now unless you wanna share with me or Wolvie. And umm, do you already have a job?”
“Well, I work at the bar not to far from here…” You calmly replied.
Wade nodded “Great! Got another alcohol fan here, you’ll get along great with Mr. buns of steel in no time! He love alcohol, any kind, including the rubbing kind!”
Logan walked out the room again but immediately told Wade to “Shut the hell up.”.
“What?! It’s true! You do have buns of steel! And i literally saw you drink that rubbing alcohol-!”
Logan rolled his eyes again, sighing heavily as he grabbed a bottle of alcohol and sat in an armchair, turning on the tv.
You and Wade went over the rent, he mentioned the other resident, some older kind lady, and also explained when the trash comes. He kind of went over his lore and why he called a man a wolverine but it was all hard to follow.
“Wait, he’s an X-Man? Like comic book X-Man?” You said when Wade brought up Logan’s past.
“Oh, yes except it’s real in his universe and many others.. He’s actually the worst one but that’s just between you and me. However, he kinda makes up for it as he’s real good with those claws….” Wade winks but you can only tilt your head.
“God..-“ Logan grumbled as he finished the bottle. “Do you ever stop?”
“Not unless you beg for it.” Wade quickly replied but even quicker added, “No homo. Actually, full homo.”
Logan just stared in annoyance and focused back on the tv, shaking his head.
“Ok, well…why the ketchup and mustard on the flyer?”
“Oh, I just call us that. Cute little pet names.. yeah.. I’ll call him cutie patootie and he’ll call me a dumbass.” Wade sighed like he was reflecting on good times while Logan laughed out once. Wade soon adds, “I’m ketchup cause my suits red and I’m the more popular, more loved “condiment” anddd Logan is mustard because he can be more bitter and not as popular..I mean ask anyone reading this and most people would say they like ketchup more it’s a fact!”
Right after Wade finishes talking Logan throws a book at Wade’s head barking at him to shut up yet again.
“…We have fun here.”
“I see.” You looked around again at the chaos as Wade rubs his head and pouts at Logan. Wade asked if you could help clean this mess up. And any other future messes.. He said you could pay a bit less on rent if you did. You just agreed, having cleaned up worse at the bar.
You knew it was going to take some getting used to but you could make it work. On the bright side, you some what enjoyed Wade’s odd behavior. You wondered however, if Logan liked you but then again that didn’t matter either. You watched as the dog walked up to you, wanting to be picked up.
“Oh, look, it’s like she chose you! Like how beginning Pokémon chose their trainers…or, is it the other way around?”
You laughed as you picked up the dog.
“Well, thanks for letting me stay here.” You began petting the dog on your lap. “Don’t worry about me being here forever, I’m gonna try to save up and maybe give it take in 6 months I’ll be out your….um”
“Hair? Ha! It’s ok sweetheart, no offense. But you don’t have to worry about rushing out, I like you already and I’m sure Wolvie here does too right?”
Logan chugged the last bit of the bottle and just stared at Wade and you, sighing. With Logan’s face unreadable, Wade just laughed and said, “Give him time, most Wolverines start this way but they warm up in a few days at most a couple weeks….”
You just nodded like you understood and relaxed into the couch taking in your surroundings. Wade and Logan started to go back and forth again but you ended up tuning them out. Yup, this is your new life. Was it worth it?
You watched another knife fly in the air, barely missing you.
Maybe.
#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#Logan howlett#worst wolverine#wolverine#Deadpool#deadpool 3#mutant reader#fluff I guess#i love these two#poolverine#is real
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Craving.
A/N: this one is a bit weird but im inspired by being on my own period right now so i decided to write it. probably the weirdest thing i’ve written guys 💀
Pairing: Afab!reader x dofp!Logan
Summary: Logan craves to taste you during your monthly cycle so of course he’s excited when you finally ask him to “help you relieve your cramps”.
Warning: Mentions of reader being on a period, general nsfw, fingering, oral sex - Logan licks you “clean”.
Sometimes Logan thought his heightened senses were a curse. Especially smell.
Every month, for a few days…you smelled…different. Almost sweet but also there was that subtle iron. He always knew it was your period.
He got used to it. Smelling things like that. He’s smelled worse anyways. Don’t even get him started on smells from the war. But you? You were different.
This was different.
He’d help you whenever you came on. Got you a heating pad…cuddled with you more..whatever you needed. But deep down…he had this sick desire during this time.
He wanted to taste you.
Maybe even more but he just wanted to do it. Was he ashamed? Not really. I mean it’s Logan Howlett. If secret got out he wouldn’t care. Maybe be a bit embarrassed but who cares? But he sure as hell wasn’t gonna bring it up to you first.
The scent drove him crazy. He spent extra time around you just to smell you more.
One night, the cramps were especially bad. You were rolling side to side, groaning and wincing. Even the pain meds didn’t help. Logan, already awake, asked what he could do. You said nothing at first but soon asked after a couple of seconds of consideration, if he wanted to try something. If it was okay…that it might be a bit….”gross”.
The man felt mild excitement in his stomach as he knew what you were gonna ask but of course kept his cool. He said, “Sure..anything if it’ll help you baby.”
You told him how you read that orgasms can sometimes help with cramps. You looked away embarrassed adding that it’s okay if he didn’t wanna go down there right now. He laughs and tells you he’s seen and done worse. A little blood won’t hurt. Inside, he was damn near giddy it was ridiculous.
He quickly grabs towels, plugs in a heating pad and lays it on your now bare stomach and washes his hands. He turns the bedside lamp on so he could see and asks if you’re okay before he pulls your pants and underwear down. You nod and thank him again as pulls your clothes off you.
He marvels at the sight. Of course, it’s slightly covered in blood. The scent is now so strong it’s overwhelming and he unknowingly moans. He’s obviously hard now. A bit embarrassingly quick too. You couldn’t help but blush at how he was looking at you, like he was in some trance. Like he’s seeing you like that for the first time again. Most men you knew would be grossed out and disgusted by anything sexual on your period but Logan seems….more turned on?
He gets to eye level and licks his lips. He sucks on his fingers for a second, makes eye contact with you and then slips one in, slowly. A second one soon after.
Of course, you feel amazing despite the slight cramping in your abdomen from before and even a bit now. The pleasure helps distract you. Maybe it’s because you’re a bit more sensitive…
After a while of slowly fingering you, he pulls them out and licks them clean. Fuck. He’s hooked. It’s…it’s good. Well, not good good but..it was hard to explain. Maybe it’s “good” because he finally gets to “taste” you.
He moans at the taste and then he leans down. You almost protest and ask if “he’s sure?” He quickly nods.
Strong arms get a hold on each side of you and he starts to lick you clean. Devouring might be a better term. He licked like he’s been starving. Like he’s waited years to eat you out again and it’ll be the last time.
He became animalistic for a few moments. Growling and slurping. You blushed again at how much he enjoyed it along with the sounds.
He carefully licks long stripes along you. Savoring each lick. He moves to suck and kiss your clit as you writhe in pleasure. Oh, he’s in heaven.
After you’re literally completely clean he sticks his fingers back in and eats you out at the same time. It doesn’t take long for this to send you over the edge. He barely noticed you’ve finished as he was in his own world of ecstasy. You tug on his hair, silently telling him you’re getting overstimulated and he pulls away. He again licks his fingers clean and then his lips.
You relaxed as you’re now completely satisfied and hey, your cramps are gone! You thank Logan over and over as he wipes you clean with a towel and then the bottom half of his face.
“Anything for you, princess.” he says calmly but deep down he’s glad he could finally satisfy his weirdest craving. He decided to “help you” a lot more in the future.
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meeee 😛
Neptune aspecting ASC
Keywords : Otherworldly, mysterious, Disconnected, Lost, Magical, Psychic, non human, floating, escaping, unreal beauty, fantasy, dreamy, ethereal, paranormal, strange, clairvoyance, clairaudience, telekinesis, telepathy, hypnose.
Something about your aura, something about you is so otherworldly, being near you is being in another dimension, people see this in you, people see you as someone that’s not human, something is just so different about you, the vibe the aura you project. Some people can get intimidated by your presence, because the don’t know if the can trust you because of your otherworldly presence, some people get addicted to your aura, and wants to have some taste of your otherworldly presence, the love this vibe about you, feeling like the are dreaming. Something about your eyes, the eyes the are so beautiful, the shape is mostly unique, and your lashes could be extremely dark & thick and long. You have psychic abilities, you are born with it, you can communicate with other worlds, you are connected with other worlds, and very disconnected from earth, this can create suicidal thoughts, trying to escape, trying to hurt yourself, just to disconnect from this earth. You are mysterious, you have a mysterious presence, you don’t open up, and you mirror people behaviour to just hide yourself. You can mirror everything, but you could never mirror a human aura, people stay seeing your aura as otherworldly, this can be scary and having weird reactions on you, people often see you as someone that is lost, someone that doesn’t pay attention around, someone that isn’t connected with them. People who have Neptune aspects to the AC this is a beauty indicator, your beauty would be unbelievable, it would look unreal, people can’t imagine how beautiful you are, this will attract a lot of stalkers, people that are making fantasies about you, because of the way how unreal you look. You just have this naturel healing ability, you can heal everyone around you just being in your presence.
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Lovely 🤍 i need him.
ੈ♡˳ domestic life with old man logan. old man logan x gn!reader
♡ domestic life with logan is slow, peaceful. mornings involve him grumbling, tossing in the sheets as you nuzzle against his side. he's sure he'd be content here, with you, forever if he could. you draw mindless shapes on his chest and he traces his calloused fingers up and down your arm as he adjusts to the land of the living.
♡ you often find him in the kitchen in the morning, shirt unbuttoned, white tank underneath with his belt half done and a mug of coffee in his hand and his phone in the other. he's squinting at it, always insisting he doesn't need his glasses. but you place them on the bridge of his nose anyway, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek while he mumbles something about them being useless.
♡ there's not always time for home-cooked meals from him, but when there is, he'll have countless cookbooks scattered across the kitchen. pots will boil over, curses barking from his lips, a towel draped over his shoulder as he fusses over the meal he's trying so hard to make for you. he should know by now you'd be content with scraps, as long as he'll bless you with his company.
♡ on free days, you both rest on the sofa. logan is propped up with his feet on the coffee table, book in hand, glasses sliding down the bridge of his nose he'll occasionally push up. you're curled up beside him, head in his lap as he rests the book on the top of your head. he cards his fingers through your hair in soothing motions, causing your eyes to flutter shut under his gentle touch. sometimes he'll read to you too, in bed, the rumbling baritone of his voice comforting you like no other.
♡ on rough days, the days logan struggles to drag his weary heavy bones from bed - you're there for him. he doesn't like to be pampered, refuses that kind of treatment no matter how hard you try, so instead you're suggestive, careful in your words - or forgo words entirely. there's a coffee waiting for him on his bedside table, there's already a bath run when he enters the bathroom, you're already on the sofa with a movie he likes ready to play when he enters the living room.
these silent admissions of love and care fill his heart with more warmth than he's known in a long time, and he wonders what he ever did to deserve you, while you think the same of him.
♡ on your rough days, logan is there every step of the way. he knows you're sick before you do, it's one of the perks of having the senses he does. he can't help but fuss over you in a way that he'd never let you return. his hand would press to your forehead continuously, checking your temperature, pulling you in against him on the bed as he insists you need to rest. a man who's lost as much as he has would never take any risks.
♡ logan is terrible at texting, but he does it for you. he'll send you an 'x' to let you know he's arrived at work safely. if you're lucky, he'll send a picture of something that reminds him of you, a place name or a dog he's passed that he knows you'll go crazy for. you're on his mind more than he'll ever admit, at least to anyone but you.
♡ he'll kiss you like a man starved when he returns home from work - or sometimes it's those slow, sensual, 'make you weak at the knees' kind of kisses, a kiss that tells you he really missed you. logan's hand will thread up your hair behind your head and take root there, his other hand a firm grip on your waist as he tastes what's his. "missed you," he'll mutter against your lips, eyes closed as if he can't face your loving gaze, like he doesn't deserve it.
for the 'old' prompt for logantober <3
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On your period reader Logan fic:
Imma level with you, I don’t enjoy reader inserts, I don’t enjoy period fics, but who cares. You shouldn’t. If you enjoy writing it then write the thing. It’s not too gross. Periods aren’t gross. If you are into it do it. I don’t reader insert but a shit ton of people do and at least a chunk of them will be happy to find a fic that matches their vibe.
My point being; it’s not to my taste, write it because it’s suited to yours.
Okay thank you😭🙏🏾🙏🏾
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should i write a period sex fic/drabble for logan x reader or is that too gross? i might write it regardless 😭 but still
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This is some good mf food right here
❥KNOCK THAT KITTY CAT OUT!
old!manlogan x f!reader
summary ❥ everything and everyone seems to stress the old man out, what happens when he takes it all out on you? title inspired by sir mix a lot
warnings: dom logan, sub reader, fingering, oral (m receiving), multiple orgasms, raw sex, breeding kink, claws come out, spanking, etc.
note: round three! enjoy my hunni buns. m.list here. wc: 1.9k
the loud cling of his belt as it hit the floor, echoing throughout the room, making you gulp as you watched the older man saunter over towards you. following his belt, his button up fell to the floor, leaving him in his beater; showing off his salt and pepper chest hair.
“had a long fucking day, doll. a long fucking day. ‘m gonna need you to be a good girl and take it,” he looked at you, stress etched into his brows, letting you know he exactly how this was going to play out. “okay, daddy~” your voice sweet and sultry, making his cock throb in his black slacks.
logan motioned you over to him, watching you crawl your way over on the bed, kneeling right in front of him as you reached out and palmed his bulge. drool started to trickle out of the corner of your mouth, own arousal building as you anticipated what was to come next.
a low growl left his mouth, tangling his hand into your hair, gripping it and tugging your head back; making you stare into his dark irises. “pull it down,” he ordered and you didn’t hesitate to unzip his slacks and pull them down, revealing his fat bulge that sat behind his grey boxers. you moaned softly, tugging them down as well, his fat cock springing free.
his tip was coated in globs of sticky precum, which you happily licked up. he stiffened from your actions. your warm wet tongue teasing his sensitive head, making more of the translucent fluid pool out, before you finally wrapped your mouth around his tip.
the older man sighed, watching as you took him whole, slowly easing him to the back of your mouth; nearing your throat, before you pulled back. felt like you were teasing him, even though you weren’t. he was huge and it usually took a minute for you to relax and get used to his size, but the old man didn’t have any patience for it—he had an unbelievably hard day.
the grip on your hair became tighter as he pushed your head further down on his fat cock, making your cheeks puff up and your pretty little eyes well up with tears. he began to move his hips, pulling himself out of your warm mouth before pushing back in, repeating the process and causing strings of spit to trickle down.
“just like….that, doll. nice and sloppy.” he praised, making your cunt gush. they he was using your mouth like his own personal pocket pussy was so arousing, this was exactly what you needed. you were glad his job stressed him out, so he could fuck you like the slut that laid deep inside of you.
he wiggled his hips into your face, looking down into your eyes as you took him so well. you looked so pretty like this too. eyes big and watering with tears as he stuffed your mouth full of cock, fucking your throat just the way he liked it. the old man was losing himself. in some sadistic way, he got off at the thought of destroying you—using you to fulfill he desires. and you knew it too, that’s why you moved a free hand down to your clothed cunt and began to rub your little bundle of nerves.
the more he fucked your mouth to his liking, the closer he got to his orgasm and soon he was coating your mouth with thick ropes of cum. the growl he let out had you cumming along with him. you struggled to swallow his seed, overtaken by the slight intensity of your orgasm—earning a harsh tug on your hair. “swallow,” he commanded and you did as you were told, earning a ‘good girl’ from him.
logan then told you to get in his favorite position, ass up—face down. your peach shaped ass sat up high in the air, allowing him to see how much slick that started to see through your red laced panties. he sucked his teeth and shook his head, pulling the thin fabric to the side; your drooling cunt glistening just for him.
a sigh escaped your mouth when your walls stretched to make room for his cock. despite him fucking you almost everyday, you remained tight as ever and he loved that. when he was finally inside of you, he gripped your hips and pushed his own forward, practically pressing into your cervix; which made you back up.
“told me you were gonna take it,” he scolded and brought you back onto his dick. you whimpered and clenched the silk sheets beneath you, bracing yourself for what’s to come. yet, nothing could prepare you for his ruthless attack on your cunt.
the way he showed you no mercy as he drilled your cunt, had your mind spinning and your eyes fluttering to the back of your head. it was mind boggling to see this older man have this much stamina, yet everything about it felt so good. his balls meeting your clit, smacking it each time to the lewd squelching of your cunt—which made both of your sexes throb.
logan’s pace quickened and he was pounding into you even harder before, making you bite down into the sheets—walls squeezing him as he moved. you could feel your stomach get tighter, wach time his cock rubbed against your spot; earning a series of muffled moans leaving your lips. you were gonna cum so hard and he knew it too.
a harsh smack met your plump ass, the stinging sensation only aroused you and had you wanting more. “harder! please..~”
he grunted in response and repeated his actions, this time harder than the last; making you yelp out, coming undone on his dick. specks of white blurred your vision as you were overtaken by the intensity of your own orgasm, the sheets drenched from your arousal.
but, he didn’t stop there. still fucking you through the mattress—your mind clouded by the second with nothing but thoughts of his delicious dick. “daddy….—‘s too much, please~” your pleas went on deaf ears because he kept stuffing you with his cock, the fat of your ass echoed loudly throughout the room.
your boyfriend let out a loud grunt, before he painted your gummy walls a shade of white. your third orgasm for the night followed right after, your body shook and trembled; this orgasm just as intense as the last. and when he pulled out of you, the warmth of his seed made you feel all tingly and satisfied, which made you glad that he was finished.
until he wasn’t.
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you should’ve know he wasn’t going to let up on you, especially after the kind of day he had. logan needed to destress and there was no better way to than have your plushy walls wrap around him as he fucked everything away.
you were currently on your back, with him behind you, his thick digits plunging in and out of your wetness; bringing you closer to your orgasm only for him to remove his fingers each time—edging the hell out of you.
whines left your mouth and your eyes brimmed with tears, you needed to let go badly. you tried grinding against his palm, hoping that he would finally let you cum, only to earn a smack towards your cunt—which made you cry out. you were frustrated and he knew that. he was getting off watching you squirm, trying to ease some of the tension he caused you; only for him to pull away each time.
“baby please! please let me cum. please,” oh that nearly made him cum right in his spot. hearing you sob and your voice cracking while you begged for it, broke him, and he couldn’t hold himself back anymore.
his fingers were drenched with your sappy essence, coating them each time he fingered your aching hole. sweet sultry mewls left your mouth and meshed beautifully with the sounds of your pussy; which made the older man pump his fingers faster. you gripped his wrist and bucked your hips upwards as you released the tension that was thick in your stomach.
streams of clear liquid splashed out from your cunt, hitting his palm and your bed—staining it some more. “that’s it. that’s my pretty girl, make a mess for me.”
he continued to pump his fingers faster inside of you, making you squirt even more. and when he finally pulled away, slurping up the remenants of your juices, before leaning down to finally kiss you. the taste of you against his tongue made your eyes flutter and your gushy cunt throbbed. you were so dizzy from the kiss and when he pulled away it was like you were brought back to reality.
logan moved from his spot and laid on the opposite side of you, his hands behind his head while his dick stood tall; shocking you.
did this man take a fucking viagra or something?
he pulled you on top of him, his unbelievably hard cock laid smack on your lower belly; twitching with desire. you gulped and looked down at him; those hazel eyes unbelievably darkened with lust.
“baby….i don’t—I can’t cum anymore, please.”
“just one more. just need one more from my pretty girl. ‘m gonna do all the work, just need you to take it.”
and he kept his word, jackhammering the hell out of you; your nails digging into his skin from the brute force. he groaned in pain and pleasure, his wounds slowly healing while he continued to fuck you stupid. it seems that he was gonna break your cunt while pulling another orgasm from you.
logan could feel you clenching and unclenching around him and he pushed your back down, connecting your mouth with his. “go ahead and cum for me, doll. need to see you cum for me.” he pulled away and you whined, your vision hazy as your climax took over you. your ass clapping with each powerful thrust as he continued to give you dick.
the tighter you clung to his cock, the quicker his own orgasm came down on him and soon he was losing it. he let out the loudest growl ever, his claws unsheathing and sinking deep into the mattress; while he pumped your cunt full of his cum.
and with a few more sloppy thrusts, he pulled out and his claws retracted back into his skin, before you slid off of his sweaty body. your body shook and writhed as you still felt how intense your orgasm was—ropes of his cum starting to pool out of your, until he stopped it with his palm.
“need you to keep it inside. want you all round and plump with my kid inside,” he leaned over and kissed your tear stained cheek—eyes fluttering with sleepiness.
“don’t….don’t go to work tomorrow. can’t take it, ‘m gonna be sore for days.” he chuckled at your remark before pulling the covers over the both of you, cuddling up against your weak body.
it would be a while before you could take him again like this, but it was all worth it.
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My domestic poolverine hcs
warnings: logan stabs wade (ofc) and a sprinkle of profanity
A/N: i wanna do a part 2 to this but i have no ideas😭 if yall have any ideas lmk 💔 also this is barely proofread and my excuse is that i’m a busy college student
- It took a month for Logan to get used to his new home. It was Althea, Wade ofc, Mary puppins and himself. Full house.
- Logan stayed on the couch that whole first month because Wade and Althea had taken both the rooms already. Some nights he had Mary puppins lay on the couch with him.
- Eventually, Wade and Logan started sharing his bed after Wade begged logan for weeks and days
-Both of them would unconsciously fight over the sheets and bed space over night
- They also would deal with each other’s nightmares :(
- Also Logan snores….LOUD.
- Logan didn’t admit it but it was nice to sleep next to someone that wasn’t a dog or some random person he was fucking. Just someone he could really trust for once. Who had his back and best interest in mind.
- Wade was the cook until Logan showed up
- The first day Logan tried Wade’s cooking he was just like “Nope nope nope” and got up and showed Wade how to really cook
- Another wolverine secret, He was damn good cook
- Ofc, due to the 200 years of living blah blah blah
- So now Logan cooks just about everything for everyone
- Althea was happy she didn’t have to deal with Wade’s horrible food anymore and Wade was happy he had a little house wife that would cook for him when he got off work
- Just kidding…okay maybe…..
- Mary puppins also took some getting used to too
- She would bark and bark and whine for nicepool sometimes
- Wade did his best to comfort her but it wasn’t the same and nothing worked. Not the bones or new toys or silly outfits he bought her.. just nothing
- Logan, however, was okish with dogs so he knew to just let her and make little cooing noises to soothe her
- Wade damn near melted at the sight…it was sooooooo cute! He got Althea to take a picture one day for him while he was at work
- “If you hear Logan calming Mary puppins down again take a picture for me, okay? Very important! Are you listening?”
- Althea was half awake since it was morning before Wade went to work but was just like, okay whatever bye
- The picture was crooked and logan and the dog were barely in the frame.
- It still went on the fridge though!
- And many more pictures on the fridge like…
- Logan sleeping with a permanent marker mustache on his face!
- Andddd Family game night !
- And a crayon picture of Wade, Althea, Logan and Mary puppins
- There we’re also polaroids all over the house of little moments like this and also Laura when she came over
- Wade was really digging this new family thing and so was Logan he just was never gonna say it
- Pranks were also frequent
- Logan Howlett did not do pranks. Not before the x-men, during or after. So his reactions of course were way funnier.
- One was the use of random airhorns by Wade and Althea in the middle of the night, one by each of Logan’s ears as he slept. Logan jumped out of bed slashing the air angrily with his claws, swearing like they were the only words he knew. Althea was a bit more scared than Wade but still found it funny.
- Logan stabbed Wade multiple times after that.
- Another prank was Wade pulling one of those “fake news of the end of the world announcements on tv” things where he got a fake video of a government announcement saying the world was ending and because Logan barely understood technology he fully believed it and was wide eyed and quiet
- Once he started pacing with his arms on his hips Wade could barely keep a straight face
- Finally a super serious and stressed Logan goes, “You think this is fucking funny, mouth?!”
- Wade died.
- He never laughed this hard in his life. He almost ran out of air and his sides actually hurt a bit but of course healed quickly.
- Logan still didn’t get it just crossed his arms in confusion. When Althea told him Wade pranked him yet again, he threw Wade through the wall and Wade fell to the bottom floor. Ouch. But so worth it.
- When Wade came back upstairs Logan cussed him out but Canadian style because he was that mad which killed him again and he just fell back down somehow
- Random tickle fights would happen but not a lot because when Wade got to Logan he would get stabbed as Logan laughed uncontrollably
- Althea would also hate it but would laugh at least in the beginning and then start hitting wade in the face when she had enough
- Only mary puppins liked it and that’s cause she thought she was getting pets
- Laundry day was also interesting
- Wade barely did laundry on the account of working and “fighting crime” and also because he hated doing chores
- Althea couldn’t see so even when she tried to fold clothes they’d be sloppy and put in the wrong places and just no
- So logan had to step up for that too
- And surprise surprise things would be folded so neat and clean
- Sometimes though when laundry day approached but clothes were running low the two men would just share clothes
- Never boxers even if Wade insisted over and over and over
- But shirts most of the time
- So sometimes Logan’s just in a ridiculous shirt of Wade’s
- Sometimes it’s the one with the words “two seater” with the arrows pointing up and down
- Sometimes it’s a pink shirt that is like too tight?
- They also share pants, socks and pajama pants but though they each only have like 5 pair of each cause yknow…men..
- But all of the silliness and randomness that is moving in with Wade Wilson aside, Logan adjusted nicely, loving his new home and family ❤️
#poolverine#poolverine headcannons#poolvertober#poolverine has taken over my every waking thought#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine fluff#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#worst wolverine#dogpool#she’s in this one too#i love these guys#so much#so so much#justevelynnnn
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Eyebrowz
A/N: Okay, so I just got this idea from seeing the first gif on Pinterest and I got to thinking…what if Wade thought Logan’s eyebrow raise thing was funny and wanted to see him do it on purpose?
Warnings: A sprinkle of profanity but that’s it
Wade started to notice Logan doing the “eyebrow thing” as they spent more time living together.
“You have such��interesting eyebrows..” Wade trailed off staring at him. Logan would just turn to look at Wade and still do it but obviously even more confused.
Wade would notice it would happen when Logan was deep in thought or just confused. And the more confused, the higher the arch.
He started confusing and messing with Logan on purpose.
One day, he decided to use younger generation lingo just to trip this 200 year old man up.
“Okay, so, then I told Al, you’re so skibidi toilet rizz, no cap! And she was like, “oh, Wade you’re so lit!” And thennnn, I was like, “really? bet.” ” Wade smiled widely.
Logan sat his mug of coffee down and arched his eyebrow AND cocked his head to the side. “Wade…what the fucking fuck are you saying?”
“You’re being so not mindful or demure right now.” Wade deadpanned suddenly, getting very “serious” and Logan tilted his head even more.
It took everything in Wade to not bust out laughing. The head tilting was new.
Another day, Wade introduced social media to Logan. YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat… all of this wildly confused 200 year old Logan.
“And this, is TikTok!”
Wade scrolled a bit on TikTok showing Logan the current funny trends and dances. Again, an eyebrow raise as Logan tried to comprehend what the hell he was looking at.
The next day, Wade was watching tv and watched as Logan accidentally stubbed his toe and grunted in pain. He almost got up to help him when he saw he was doing the eyebrow thing again! That’s when Wade realized he did it sometimes when he got hurt too.
Eventually, Al and Laura caught on to this and called Wade out. They are not fun at parties, Wade concluded in his head.
Logan was pissed off, of course, when he learned Wade was messing with him for fun and just to see him confused but like always he couldn’t stay mad at him for long. And Wade being Wade just ended up coming up with sneakier ways to see Logan pulls his iconic eyebrow raise or simple tilt his head in confusion. He honestly just found it all kind of amusing.
Kinda cute too.
#just a drabble#wolverines eyebrow thing#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#kinda silly#justevelynnnn#wolverine#Deadpool
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Suddenly stricken by the fact that Logan and Wade both speak French-Canadian and how funny it'd be for them to argue in it whenever they wanna keep things between themselves
It's over stupid stuff too. They'll be on a mission and out of nowhere The Wolverine starts shouting at Deadpool in a language nobody can understand, shoving him and what looks like threatening to jab him in the chest with his claws. The Merc proceeds to yell back and take out Baby Knife, swinging it around hazardously and everyone is like WHOA WHOA GUYS BREAK IT UP
But the entire time, Logan was just chastising Wade because he realized he didn't grab Mary Puppins' wet kibble from the store before they left the house. And "the mission will last a day or two so she'll go without her wet food mixed with the dry which means she won't fucking eat at all and you sick fuck Wade she already looks like an emaciated rat why didn't you get the food it was your turn to go to the store and Althea is fucking BLIND so she can't go to the goddamn shop across town to get it but that's the only place that sells the only brand Mary can eat without vomiting cause Nicepool put her on a bullshit princess diet"
Wade knows exactly what Logan said. So he starts loosing it, is uncontrollably laughing now, bent over and gasping for air. Because seeing their coworkers -- whether they're from Sister Margaret’s or the X-Men -- get their panties in a twist about it because they don't know how to deescalate their deadly (but actually domestic) teammates, is hilarious. Meanwhile Logans pissed off but too embarrassed to explain the situation
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i can’t stop thinking about needy!oldman!logan like imagine you met him at a bar and he ended up taking you home because how fun and talkative you are until he asks you to sit on his lap. your clothed pussy immediately warmed his clothed cock through his pants and all of a sudden, he became so needy and doesn’t want to let you go. Keeps hugging you and kissing you and when you said, “okay oldman, let me go. It’s late i need to go back home.” and he kind of just softly whine. “no, no, please stay. can’t you feel me already” and you decided to tease him. “feel what?” a smirk spreading on your face. “feel me, pretty girl.” he started to thrust up his hips like nudging you gently. “hmm i don’t know, we just met.” you teased and he groaned. “pretty please.” he whispered against your lips. “need to feel how your pussy grips my cock so bad, princess.” you giggled and moan when you feel his lips connecting with your neck. “hmm..” you hummed, “come on, just the tip.” — “i don’t know oldman… Are you big?” — “how does it feel to you, hm?” and you ended up giving him what he wanted but only saying “just the tip.” when he put it inside you, you moan out loud even though he had just put the tip of his cock in, he’s big. and you gasped even more when he started to put the whole thing inside you. “what do you think?” he breathed, “big enough for you?”
ngh i can’t 😖😩
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